Which do you enjoy eating more, ass or pussy?

Which do you enjoy eating more, ass or pussy?

Neither

if both are completely clean during, ass, I think. More taboo.

sweat and piss, no thx

Pussy, only because my partner orgasms real easy like that. Gives me an excuse to put no effort in the fuckins.

pussy.
ass always has an unpleasant taste, no matter how clean.

Pussy tastes really bad to me. I can lick on the outside of it, just licking the skin, but not inside. First time I tried it tasted so bad I had to stop right in the middle and pretended like someone called my phone. The girl I was with thought she did something wrong. Ass on the other hand just tastes like skin.

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Ass, always.

Us men, am I right ?

Ass man always ass

>using your mouth to pleasure a woman
Get a load of this nerd

enjoy drinking oral fluids and literal shit on her ass.

Since I'm not a faggot I like putting my mouth on a woman. I also like sucking their tits and kissing them.

Dick

>i like taking the submissive role and eating literal shit
>since I'm not a faggot
Massive denial. Not that you're ever going to be with a woman in any way regardless.

Texas brother.

You aren't supposed to put your tongue inside. wtf

>implying he's the one in denial
user
Come on

>enjoy drinking oral fluids and literal shit on her ass.
I'm getting hard thinking about it

ass
> why?
because every joe schmo idiot licks pussy and yes your girl is actually yawning when you do it unless it's her first few times she's experienced it. after that women want to know her man is willing to do things and take her to sexual places other men aren't willing to go to. lick her ass anons, she'll love you forever for it.

Ass.

If both are clean as a whistle I can honestly say just flip a coin. Both are hot and fun and make me feel like I can do something right in my life for once.

Im a Man I don't use my mouth Im a Man I GET sucked Im a Man get it? Im a Man

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that and it is a major turn on for me anyways.

yes

Hey everyone it's

i get with bitches daily faggot

>Saying this on Sup Forums

Neither, bitch better eats my ass instead.

You must be a virgin. 40 years floating in this rock in space and still love my cock being sucked never fucked a girl who didn't enjoy getting licked. Most prefer it as they get all the attention and they love that. I myslef love to eat a clean ass. Its taboo and such a turn on. If you want a good blow job go down on her she will take care of it.

the only thing I use for sex is my cock and my fist

Kek but also true
This is even more taboo and is a bigger turn on. Also it feels good.
I'll still eat her ass though too.

How long are you gonna spam this thread.

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Check it out guise. It's one of those "eating girls out is gross" faggots that still haven't figured out they are gay

Stop this.

Nigga

?
You really aren't

>do you enjoy tasting minute traces of piss or shit
neither

ass purely for the kink factor

ass

On a daily basis you are probably ingesting the same amount of piss and shit particles just by being alive.

um...no

pussy. even though ass would be more healthy.

you a faggot?

I'd rather snort up a gallon of piss a day in a vaporous state than taste even ten part per million mixed with my spit.

pussyboy spotted

pussy is better unless she has meat flaps, then ass is much better.

when I am there i go for a whole dish .... woman taste so great

Licked my girls ass while fingering her and she complained and called me selfish the next day.
What kind of cunt would say that, jesus christ I wish someone would lick my ass for 20 minutes and jack me off.
Bitch.

i honestly think its gay when a girl licks a guys ass

This. A man's ass should never be penetrated.

Obviously someone who's never even tried it before. Get a bird to do it once bro. Just try it. You'll see

>During
Fucking fag

>drinking oral fluids
wat

Shut up you retarded virgin

Yea cuz after my first few blowjobs I was totally over getting sucked off and just wanted girls to quit trying

gotta be more to this story

shut up fag, the clit is inside

pussy ofc

she thought you wanted to put your dick inside her ass instead of just pleasuring her. selfish

ass because I like the reactions my girl gives, different from when I eat her pussy

how so?

pussay!

its like getting pegged by a woman, its still gay because your ass is being penetrated in one form or an other.

ass. breaking the taboo is hot for the licker and the lickee. plus it feels good and girls usually moan like crazy when their asses are eaten.

> 40
> and here
> and thinks he's more sophisticated than a virgin
yep you honestly think anything you say is worth a shit. that's laughable.

Never tried actually eating ass. It's one of those things I'm scared I'll lose my fetish for if I try it. Like, a footjob was extremely underwhelming the one time I tried it. Then again I don't think she fully understood the fetish she was just trying to make me happy.

>the clit is inside
>calls me a virgin

shut up with your vagina anatomy, he clearly meant inside the pussy lips

I remember my first day on Sup Forums, still assuming people weren't caveman-tier retarded and must have meant something reasonable instead of what they actually said. Those were the days.

nothing is better than a clean ass. I dated a girl who would squirt repeatedly while giving me head, and I was eating her ass. Best experiences of my life.

***On the topic of ass and pussies,does anyone have the WEBM of the dude fucking two chix stacked on each other, then he starts rotating between the two pussies and assholes??*** Im asking for a friend

Stacked porn is hot af

***************no*************** you fucking weirdo.

kek

lol enjoy your fatty, cleaned asshole taste nothing...

That's retarded

I like the taste of pussy, and it brings more pleasure to my partner. If ass is clean, it's bland. If ass isn't clean, that's disgusting. Plus my partners have always seemed indifferent to having their ass eaten. So definitely pussy.
But I'd honestly rather not do either because my tongue gets tired.

Virgin

Is he though faggot? You find lots of dominant women eh, buddy?

Ass. Everytime. Love sniffing nasty little female buttholes too. Mmmmmmmm

ASS

I've only tasted one pussy which is my current girlfriend's. I really enjoy it.

Eating ass is fucking disgusting, shit literally comes out of there. Anyone who does that gross shit is a beta and a degenerate.

>b-but that's where I poop from