> ITT: Stuff in porn you find annoying
Eating out a man's ass
Seriously, does anyone like this? I could be enjoying a good scene then all of sudden she sticks her tongue in his ass. That's gross as fuck, a man's ass is hairy and revolting. I understand the appeal if it's a nice smooth woman ass but does anyone even enjoy this?
It feels good man. Get a chick to give you a rusty trombone.
I wouldn't imagine it's something people would want to watch though.
> Pixalated Japanese vaginas
They do some of the most kinkiest shit in the world but you're not allowed to look at the pussy or penis, that's too far!
i hate when they say shit like "taste yourself", its not sexy.
if she is wearing clothes, especially shoes. wtf people.
They do the kinkiest shit in the world BECAUSE they have such harsh porn restrictions
>does anyone even enjoy this?
don't come to this board and try acting like you never stuck your tongue up another mans hairy asshole you fucking faggot.
Not a fan of constant spitting. Gets old fast.
>that missionary camera angle from underneath and behind the guy's ass
>that guy who won't shut up
>cameraman won't stop talking about how hot the girl is
>extended interview scenes
>the fact that GDP does the exact same video with every girl
>rimming
>fake tits
The worst is when the girl's dress or shirt stays wrapped around her tummy the entire scene. I want to see that nice firm body; if i wanted to see a girl covering herself up i'd just fuck my gf.
when the girls has a vagina. WTF it's just disgusting and not natural!
Guy is like:
"OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! FUUUUCK!"
Cameraman feels the need to do a a fucking running commentary. Especially when there's just a solo video of a chick getting off. He has to fucking stand there saying how hot and sexy it is every 2 seconds.
Exact same only adding
>Obvious fake orgasms
>Badly acted moaning
The amount of virgin viewers must extremely high.
It has strong demand hence there is large dedicated professional base for it. What amazes me as well is that when it comes to ass eating porn, eating male ass usually is the top priority thing among these series and having all female scenes/movies fall back as special kind of stuff with very scarce ratio compared to male scenes. I have to say as well that watching some hairy male ass is fucking gross and in no way erotic.
It does indeed. Many things in porn feel great but are not worth watching.
Two pet peeves:
Dudes in porn who think we want to hear their noises. Shut the fuck up.
Chicks that obviously have great bodies who leave their fucking tops on.
Fuck. I'm angry just writing it out.
>blowjobs
am I the only one? most boring part of a porno, I always skip it since it always seems to be so god damn long anyways
Hmmm... this thumbnail looks good.
> Video starts with 3 black guys in a van joking around about how they're going to go find some pussy
Or you put on some kind of compilation video or video with music and it's put to some shit hip hop music. Because that's what I want to hear when I'm jacking it, some idiot trying to rap.
That fucking triggers me dearly when they remain clothed with amazing bodies. It fucking kills it for whole lot of us and yet still they do that.
I like them to be honest. When they look up at the camera with their mouth full like that.
I watch porn to see sexy girls not men. I'm really annoyed whenever I see a mans face on porn like ugh such an eyesore. I pretty much only watch POV porn or at least one of those porns where the males head doesn't get shown.
I also like to syncronnize my cumming with the males cumming on porn but it's really irritating when the male actor starts moaning "I'm cumming" or something. I DON'T WANNA CUM WHILE LISTENING TO A MAN MOANING GODDAMNIT, or better yet, I DON'T WANNA HEAR A MAN MAKING TALKING AT ALL WHEN I'M FAPPING.
man you sure get your money's worth out of that porno
anytime I witness a woman's sexual humiliation or cause her humiliation is a great day. Her eating a guys ass or mine? Priceless.
prove me wrong
Fetish for chicks clothes is real. Else CFNM wouldn't exist
> Try and search for Christy Marks
> Did you mean "Christy Mack"?
> Doesn't matter if you didn't anyway because we're going to show her results only
Fucking hate this, every website. Why would I want that ugly faked titted bitch over this beauty?
smelling underwear, its gross.
Girls that keep their socks on
This. There's something hot about a chick wearing office wear with an open shirt or some kind of pulled up top to reveal her tits.
>Eating out a man's ass
I've gotten my ass eaten a bunch of times. At first I thought it was disgusting and killed my boner until the girl just went to town on my ass gooch and balls, making me rock hard again. It's an odd feeling at first, and since dude ass tends to be hairy there's the "ew" factor. But after you get used to the sensation it feels really good. I don't ask girls to do it, but now I don't stop them when they randomly get to it.
She kinda looks like Lucy Wilde
Wait what? Why the fuck does your girlfriend cover herself up? Is she fucked up deformed and ugly or something?
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I actually prefer blowjobs to sex scenes in porn. Maybe it's because I'm a virgin and haven't experienced the true pleasure of intercourse but in terms of visually I find blowjobs seems more pleasurable. Though it's probably also because of my lips fetish.
I'm not saying it doesn't feel good, probably does. But not liking the idea of watching a good looking chick doing it to another gross, brown ass.
Also people who complain about Lucie Wilde being "deadfaced". Why? Because she isn't screeching like a banshee? She looks fine.
With Shoes theres an appeal for high heels. I think its that fucking your PA fetish and its a call back to the OG hookers that made heels cool again
> Guys who need to finish themselves off
This is so unattractive, especially when he's got a death grip on it in the middle of the scene afraid she's going to run away with it or something.
I agree with this. I usually skip to her stripping the panties off/ getting first penetration.
When girls leave their heals on for the entire scene.
When girls don't take their panties off and the guy has to move them to the side so he can fuck her. I can't imagine that'd feel good with your dick rubbing up against fabric the whole time. You'd get rug burn on your cock! Plus, I just wanna see the pussy goddammit.
I find panties to the side sexy. Like, they're so into fucking that he just pulls them to the side. Also I have a panty fetish so
Why is the most popular porn incest crap
I've been rimmed by a freaky bi-sexual girl.
It caught me pretty off-guard, but I still enjoyed it. She wanted to try a pinkie but I ain't about that life.
alabama didn't have the internet til this year.
Because a majority of viewers never have interactions with women beyond their mother or sisters.
Combined with hyper-sexuality due to never getting any, and boom - incest fetish.
High heels. Why would you get completely nude apart from your fucking shoes? It puts me off every time
> fake tits
look at that image of lisa ann, her left tit looks like it has been dislodged or something.
Brazzers is the worst offender in this, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ACTRESS HAS DISGUSTING FAKE PLASTIC BOOBS. Who even likes this shit?
Japanese women verbalizing at all. Sooooo fucking annoying. Shut up and shit the eel into the other sluts twat.
Rimjob is fuckin awesome
Feet shit in general..I'm not into them and can't stand when my boner is killed by them.
That skinny piece of shit that is popping out everywhere. That lanky fuck that looks like a teenage boy. I don't watch any video with him.
Eh, it's slightly off putting she shows zero emotion, but idgaf I'm good with those massive 18 year old titties.
I love blowjob scenes. Probably because I love blowjobs and actually prefer them to sex if they're done well, though. Watching a girl give a really good blowjob and imagining what that shit feels like makes me diamond.
I like this only young women though
Girls who take a mouthful of cum and then gargle it like it's mouthwash. That's gross. Just swallow it.
Because vanilla porn isn't very profitable anymore. Niche porn is much more likely to get people to buy subscriptions. Also, almost every porn site and studio is owned by one company, so that's why you see so much cuck/insert/interracial/etc. shit on every site.
It's not a Jewish conspiracy, just business.
don't watch nigger porn then xD
I hate when girls keep their socks on, but I fucking love overknee/thigh high socks for some reason.
So much this. I don't want to see a guy with his legs up getting his salad tossed. Fucking weird.
Fuck blowjobs in porn. I can't stand semen so a creampie or a mouthful of it makes me literally gag
That's not how it happens. Where is your proof in form of studies and research?
100% with you
I dont wanna watch some other dudes dick get sucked
No i just mean she doesnt have a firm tummy and if i dont rip her clothes off she'd probably keep her top on during sex because shes self conscious about it.
I hate all those shitty fucking Racy Angel compilation vids. Like, I'm trying to find a particular scene and all I can find in searches are one of those goddamn things with like 5 minutes of the scene I want in it. Who the fuck wants to watch a 40 minute video made up of 5 minutes of other videos?
That fucking legs up position... a man should never be in that position sexually. I don't care if he's with a woman, that shit is homo af.
I hate that position. Looks like a fucking baby getting changed.
Right? Legs up, jacking himself off while she pretends to enjoy licking his ass. Why would any man fap to this? It's got the least amount of female presence of any straight porn.
Am I the only one here who doesn't care if the woman wears socks or not? Is it because I'm not a foot man?
Niggers
>Whenever the camera man decides to point the camera at the guy in the middle of the scene
It's just an instant boner killer
That reminds me of another one: in blowjob scenes, when the dude is jerking himself off. There's this one dude who always does that shit, he jerks off while the girl's licking his balls. It's fucking gross.
You're getting your balls sucked, let her play with your dick. If a girl's blowing you, you keep your fucking hands off in general and let her go to work.
"Amateur such-and-such" and the video has three camera angles and a studio
Speaking English with a heavy foreign accent
"Ugly milf". I came across this phrase today in a video title and I think the porn industry may have forgotten what a milf is.
gaping
seriously does anyone like that shit?
Ass to mouth. Why though? You're tasting shit, fam.
"19 YEAR OLD TEEN MILF GETS FUCKED"
Karlee Grey. Bitch looks mildly retarded and has resting smug face.
Also, when there's a chick who's scenes were all "teen" last year and now, one fucking year later, are being called "milf".
I like it as long as they're not doing that gross shit where they get the girl to push her asshole out.
I concur with this. spitting is just classless. bitch spit on my cock and I'd clock her.
Dani Jensen. Poor girl was a "teen" not long ago, now every new video is labelled milf.
are you sure she didn't have a kid in that year?
FAGS
You are aware of the meaning of the acronym "MILF", right? Farrah Abraham was an 18 year old MILF (for those that wanted to fuck her at that age)
the camera goes between the guys ass and girl's butt you can see guy's asshole.
>Dani Jensen
she's 29. she's verging on a GILF in porn years lad.
I mean, I know what a MILF is, but the genre of porn generally refers to older women.
>search spanking
>no one says spanking
I just fucking hate spanking
so cliche, so boring, and not remotely sexy
also hate when guy jerks off to finish
Those scenes from MOFOS where they pretend everything is done on a personal camera and they are aiming for that amateur look.
Just get a proper camera man
Used to be like you, brother. Then I got an actual good blowjob from a girl. It all changed after that.
i'm put off by girls acting as though cum is somewhat like battery acid. That's what you're getting paid for, honey. Look like you love it.
I fukin hate when my door gets kicked in. Fucking police state!
I have an off fetish for girls who wear pearl necklaces or just regular ties. No idea why but it's always hard to search for. "Pearls" always end up with dozens of videos of Sensi Pearl and "Tie" always has dozens of "Tied up" videos of BDSM.
Yes. I know exactly what a fucking milf is.
MILF however is a term generally reserved for older women.
Sure she may be a "mother", but she fits the category of teen before she fits the category of milf in the world of Porn.
This. Milf is generally for women around 35-55, who would be searching for milf as in mother? How would you even tell?
When the guy won't shut the fuck up.
When the guy has to jack himself off at the end.
Shitty camera angles in general.
Yup. If you've ever gotten really good head, you know the appeal of blowjob porn.
On topic: girls who can't suck dick. You'd think pornstars would know how to give great blowjobs but so many of them can't suck a dick to save their life.
when everything in the scene is perfect, from the production quality to the action, except...
the male performer is a nigger
If you want one that looks like she can vibrate the lead out of a pencil using her mouth, Taylor Wayne is for you.
I think you just turned me into a guy who hates getting rimmed into someone a little bit more open minded
Yeah, problem is she's kind of grotesque looking. To me, half the appeal is seeing a girl with a really pretty face going to town on a dude's junk.
Pretty rare to find a girl who's actually pretty and can suck a dick.
>eating guys ass
i blame Mike Adriano for this shit getting popular. Seriously, fuck that guy.
My list:
>the guy's face
>the guy talking
>the guy
>fake tits
>bad fake lip injections
>gape
My best friend advocates it, apparently he finds it pretty chill.