ITT: Poorly describe plot to a game. Try to guess others

ITT: Poorly describe plot to a game. Try to guess others.

>green space marines
>purple space muslims
>tan space zombies

Halo

>waifu simulator

You are talking about halo? Sounds like halo

>old man won't give you the fucking flying thing
>Rocks are sometimes not rocks
>Spiders with lasers
>Souless ginger pig man

Minecraft

> Too much fucking space
> Not enough shit to do
> Takes forever to get the money to do the little shit that there is to do
> At the end twice as much fucking space.

>man with eating disorder
>hallucinating
>sees demons chasing him down in a maze

Spore

No, but close.

No man's sky

Nah

You got it.

>Lion 17 needs more space
>Walrus 29 is hungry
>Zebra 62 has died
>Flamingo 9 needs more water
>Tiger 85 has escaped his exhibit!
>Congratulations, you're broke.

> Scary electric snake monster
> Like 1000 more giant monsters
> Turn monsters into weapons
> Piss easy same electric snake monster
> The whole rest of the game

>ridiculous weapons
>Title innuendos
>Unnecessary reboot

Zoo Tycoon

Doom

>>>>Unnecessary reboot
>doom
are you okay

>fat dude is like a brother to me
>dad died
>join army
>leave army
>go to jail
>leave jail
>brought into family
>kill old family
>Pease the lord and pass the ammunition

A very underrated game. Would definitely recommend.

>Play guitar
>Really well
>some would call me a hero
>mostly live shows
>that's it.

Guitar Hero.

Monster Hunter

>I skate
>for the 3rd time
>Yea.

> Wake up from grave
> Giant goo knight
> Fire all the time

Rockband

Green man and blue lady on death circle

3 to be precise.

Wayne's World (SNES)

Skate 2?

my man!

Breath of the Wild.

Sins of a Solar Empire

Correct.

Pick a lock "Hey man you wanna fuck?"

fallout 4

Rachet and Clank.

>world ends because your teacher is a bitch
>wake up in new world as some sort of half human half monster
>convince other monster things to help you out in making new world
>fight the devil to convince him to let you help kill god in true ending

>5 hours long and has shitty linkin park-tier music

Never played the game, but it wasn't exactly described poorly.

>I SAID COME IN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
>F6

Yes, the "romance" system for that game is so fuckin' stupid too

>start swimming
>get killed by toothy leech on next screen
>play outside with friends instead

> Press F to pay respects

Tony hawks pro skater

Metal Gear Rising

Get shot, almost die, go find killer.

>criminal that cannot swim

>99% of the time is spent repairing drills
>stealing $10m. Get to keep $10 as spending cash

Cock of Doody, Advanced Gayfuck Stupid

yep.

Nigger: Da Game

>wake up
>walk to house
>attacked by birds
>cook bird
>go to swamp
>swamp people
>knocked out by mages
>locked in a city
>lizards are taking over
>help cersei to stop them
>pirates were the point

nobody will ever guess this i literally bet 1000 on paypal.

>Old dude tells me to do some shit. Never specific
>Everyone is dying
>Kill a baby.

>pacman
shit

Either Katawa Shoujo or Mass Effect.
Saint's Row?

>Only two actions
>Can be two-player
>Title is one way to kill an enemy, if you aim just right

pacman

Help dude with virus
>eat a baby

>wake up
>get fucked by a furry
>wake up in heaven
>get a big kitchen knife
>kill evrythin

duke nukem or ratchet and clank

>come from space
>go back to space later

Shin Megami Tensei?

New vegas , easy

Bloodborne?

>do anything
>die

>jump off staircase
>near a temple
>talk to people
>some bad some good
>save monkey
>monkey regrets being saved
>go to sleep

Blood borne?

Pikmin

Assassin's creed

minesweeper

>We got to fight
>For Our right
>To skate

>dragons

nope

Not saints row. Good guess.

Dark souls 3

Prototype?

Starcraft

Yup

nope

Nocturne specifically, but yeah

Nightmare?

>everything is letters
>die

>Deranged middle aged man
>Psychopathic woman who bakes cake for middle aged man
>The town kidnapper who always goes after psychopathic woman

A grumpy chain smoker has to go to Alaska.

Nope

>free russian language class

metro 2033

New vegas

nope

My dad

Dota II

Yep

CS:GO

Literally any 2000-2010 edgy game.
>I.e. prototype, assassins creed red dead redemption.

Space monks are assholes and so are evil space monks. I'll teach you to kill them all. Also your best friend is hiding something from you.

Payday 1 or 2.

STALKER

Who gave us these drills, the cops?, ez Payday2

Infamous?

yeee