ITT: Poorly describe plot to a game. Try to guess others.
>green space marines
>purple space muslims
>tan space zombies
ITT: Poorly describe plot to a game. Try to guess others.
>green space marines
>purple space muslims
>tan space zombies
Halo
>waifu simulator
You are talking about halo? Sounds like halo
>old man won't give you the fucking flying thing
>Rocks are sometimes not rocks
>Spiders with lasers
>Souless ginger pig man
Minecraft
> Too much fucking space
> Not enough shit to do
> Takes forever to get the money to do the little shit that there is to do
> At the end twice as much fucking space.
>man with eating disorder
>hallucinating
>sees demons chasing him down in a maze
Spore
No, but close.
No man's sky
Nah
You got it.
>Lion 17 needs more space
>Walrus 29 is hungry
>Zebra 62 has died
>Flamingo 9 needs more water
>Tiger 85 has escaped his exhibit!
>Congratulations, you're broke.
> Scary electric snake monster
> Like 1000 more giant monsters
> Turn monsters into weapons
> Piss easy same electric snake monster
> The whole rest of the game
>ridiculous weapons
>Title innuendos
>Unnecessary reboot
Zoo Tycoon
Doom
>>>>Unnecessary reboot
>doom
are you okay
>fat dude is like a brother to me
>dad died
>join army
>leave army
>go to jail
>leave jail
>brought into family
>kill old family
>Pease the lord and pass the ammunition
A very underrated game. Would definitely recommend.
>Play guitar
>Really well
>some would call me a hero
>mostly live shows
>that's it.
Guitar Hero.
Monster Hunter
>I skate
>for the 3rd time
>Yea.
> Wake up from grave
> Giant goo knight
> Fire all the time
Rockband
Green man and blue lady on death circle
3 to be precise.
Wayne's World (SNES)
Skate 2?
my man!
Breath of the Wild.
Sins of a Solar Empire
Correct.
Pick a lock "Hey man you wanna fuck?"
fallout 4
Rachet and Clank.
>world ends because your teacher is a bitch
>wake up in new world as some sort of half human half monster
>convince other monster things to help you out in making new world
>fight the devil to convince him to let you help kill god in true ending
>5 hours long and has shitty linkin park-tier music
Never played the game, but it wasn't exactly described poorly.
>I SAID COME IN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
>F6
Yes, the "romance" system for that game is so fuckin' stupid too
>start swimming
>get killed by toothy leech on next screen
>play outside with friends instead
> Press F to pay respects
Tony hawks pro skater
Metal Gear Rising
Get shot, almost die, go find killer.
>criminal that cannot swim
>99% of the time is spent repairing drills
>stealing $10m. Get to keep $10 as spending cash
Cock of Doody, Advanced Gayfuck Stupid
yep.
Nigger: Da Game
>wake up
>walk to house
>attacked by birds
>cook bird
>go to swamp
>swamp people
>knocked out by mages
>locked in a city
>lizards are taking over
>help cersei to stop them
>pirates were the point
nobody will ever guess this i literally bet 1000 on paypal.
>Old dude tells me to do some shit. Never specific
>Everyone is dying
>Kill a baby.
>pacman
shit
Either Katawa Shoujo or Mass Effect.
Saint's Row?
>Only two actions
>Can be two-player
>Title is one way to kill an enemy, if you aim just right
pacman
Help dude with virus
>eat a baby
>wake up
>get fucked by a furry
>wake up in heaven
>get a big kitchen knife
>kill evrythin
duke nukem or ratchet and clank
>come from space
>go back to space later
Shin Megami Tensei?
New vegas , easy
Bloodborne?
>do anything
>die
>jump off staircase
>near a temple
>talk to people
>some bad some good
>save monkey
>monkey regrets being saved
>go to sleep
Blood borne?
Pikmin
Assassin's creed
minesweeper
>We got to fight
>For Our right
>To skate
>dragons
nope
Not saints row. Good guess.
Dark souls 3
Prototype?
Starcraft
Yup
nope
Nocturne specifically, but yeah
Nightmare?
>everything is letters
>die
>Deranged middle aged man
>Psychopathic woman who bakes cake for middle aged man
>The town kidnapper who always goes after psychopathic woman
A grumpy chain smoker has to go to Alaska.
Nope
>free russian language class
metro 2033
New vegas
nope
My dad
Dota II
Yep
CS:GO
Literally any 2000-2010 edgy game.
>I.e. prototype, assassins creed red dead redemption.
Space monks are assholes and so are evil space monks. I'll teach you to kill them all. Also your best friend is hiding something from you.
Payday 1 or 2.
STALKER
Who gave us these drills, the cops?, ez Payday2
Infamous?
yeee