I AM A MESSENGER FOR THE EGYPTIAN GOD KEK...

I AM A MESSENGER FOR THE EGYPTIAN GOD KEK. I HAVE BEEN SENT HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT KEK HAS CHOSEN A SELECT FEW AND WILL GRANT EACH OF THEM A WISH. THESE CHOSEN ONES WILL REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND MAKE A WISH. WHEN THEIR WISH HAS SUCCESSFULLY BEEN POSTED, THEY WILL SEE THAT THEIR POST NUMBER ENDS IN 77. THANK YOU FOR READING. SHADILAY.

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I want to have a god tier trap as girlfriend and live forever happy with her

fuck kek

Just the Law Abiding Citizen
Kindly remove genetic racism

That's a catch-22 for responding

I want pussy

that the thing i think of right now happens

YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.

I wish for a newer metallic brown Dodge challenger that I can drive to rallys in

i wish for my threads to be filled with (you)'s and dubs

I wish to win the lottery

I want superpowers

I wish for humanity to discover perpetual/eternal youth within the next 20 years.

I just need a better and new job

I wish for a trap slave for me and my gf as well as 4k cash/ month

Rolling for SJWs to fall off the face of the earth

I wish to have a gf this month

Are we gonna have ourselves a Kek Jesus?

I wish for either my mother or myself to be the sole winner of the Megamillions lottery's jackpot between now and the drawing on September 26, 2017.

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Get my family out of debt

999999 GET

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Check em oh lord kek

DEAR KEK

PLEASE LET MY PC WORK AND STOP CRASHING WHEN I TRY TO RUN MINECRAFT SKYKINDOMS I JUST WANT TO GET ALL MY CROPS AND PROTECT MY BASE FROM GREFERS

I wish for a million dollars in quarters

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I wish job corps never existed so that none of the fuckers in that shitty program will suffer.

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some of you are all right, stay away from school 2 years ago on October 1st

Please for the love of god give me a ps4

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I'd just kind of like things between me and my gf to go well, also if you have the time Mr. Kek could we also have a civil war? Thank you

Why can't we all just... get along?

Remove kebab

lord kek if you could cure my bone disease i would totally appreciate it

I want to die

To become a god

I wish for World War 3 within the next 2 months.

i want money bitch

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I wish for Hitler to be brought back from the dead.

make me god pls

Want less cancer, more lulz on Sup Forums

Also, want it with trips, not 77.

I want to die

I wish I was 6'7

For tf2 to finally die

I want a pizza

I want to be able to change reality

I want my dreams to come true

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Did Alex Jones really need to rip Millenial Millie's shirt and bra off? I mean I know it was a joke but it really crossed the line. Do you think he will be sued?

i wish for trips

I want to be able to grant my own wishes

I wish for Trump to become the sole dictator the U.S.

I wish for nothing.

I want a gf by the end of this month

Kek is Newfag cancer. Get the fuck off my board you faggots. REEEEEEE

Reroll

loads of free money over £1000 a month in cash without doing anything

Fuck you i wish for dubs

How are watches at 0 $?

I wish for 1BTC-100$k yr 2018

Lying faggot gimme a 4 wheel drive crown vic on 44s

Death to the alt-right

Are u real or a bot. U git every single thread

i wish for 5million Dollars so i may help thoes who need

Please kek I need this. I just want to live and be happy for once

I wish to find a billion dollars tomorrow morning in the blue box on my desk

I need a place to call home

REMOVE FUCKING NEWFAGGS
MAKE Sup Forums GRATE AGAIN

I wish for all jews and niggers to die

I want total destruction of North Korea

let me have really fucking much luck from now on

i want to be happy forever

Thank you, Kek.

Praise KEK, Grant me please god tier trans gf

wifu

super powers

I wish for money and land, preferably isolated in the Hebrides.

reroll

I want to be immortal.

Lose all social anxiety

i wish that Sup Forums would admit that traps aren't gay

I want spaggeti

SPAGOOT

praise

Ten million shekels

i want to fuck her

lol

I wish for a feminine penis

Give me a small penis

i want to fix this world by doing genocide of jews and muslims

Me and my dad need a new car really bad. Can you give me some sort of sign as to where I might start looking for what we need?

Don't let my mother die in her sleep

pepe give succ

i want a cock this big

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go back to ledit u mongoloid

I wish I had dope ass super powers

This real?

I wish for a massive dick

A gaming pc with the most storage and best graphics card possible with free Roblox