Poorly discribe a game, movie, or show. Others guess part two

Poorly discribe a game, movie, or show. Others guess part two.
>shows over
>no it's not
>tentical rape

>This is my city now
>No its not
>Broken bones involved

Movie

>Drink blood
>hallucinate
>Kill a dragon
>die

Old boy

>everyone's a fucking criminal, including my mother
>I have stupid weapons
>Somehow this plan works

Show

nope

>I look pretty much exactly like my wife
>We're both addicted to pills
>Haunted 24/7

Game

>Oh oh
>umm umm
>i- I- I-

Transformers?

>some guy gets blown up
>guy's friend gives guy's son his phone number
>says to call him if he's ever in a bad situation
>fuckin paedo
>10 years later kid is a chav
>steals car
>calls phone number
>paedo comes to pick him up
>chav goes through weird training regimen, won't kill stupid pug
>michael caine is disappointed, so is paedo
>paedo kills westboro baptist church
>nog with a lisp kills paedo
>chav kills nog with a lisp
>chavs mum nearly kills baby
>chav has anal sex with swedish princess

GTA 5

Kek, no but I lik the guess

No man, I said show

The Darkness

Steven Seagall: The Path Beyond Thought

Kingsman. Make it fucking hard.

wtf lol
also no

It's not an obscure movie, pretty much everyone should know it

>wake up on a table inside the bunker of a fat man who sells stuff
>have weird tattoo on arm
>only one contact in phone
>kill said contact
>plot twist, contact is you

yup

>My cocaine is old
>Still manages to kill people

Easy peasy.

>About to get killed
>fuck it's a dragon
>run
>train
>kill dragons
>kill the dragon


Game

Dragon age: Origins

Marked For Death starring Steven Seagall

>save the world through the power of funky music and graffiti

Scarface

no

No man

Yes

Skyrim

>Legs for jap dudes

>Kill this dude

Movie

Skyrim

The Youngest Books: Rim Sky?

Hard To Kill (1990)

Ye

Death to Smoochy

>grab a priest, a dude with a dog, a bloke in a turban and a horribly diseased man with a sword
>go underground to kill some pigs
>dude in turban becomes really paranoid and kills himself
>a pig throws up on dog guy and he dies
>run away
>a giant bird has stolen all your stuff
>send priest and diseased man with a sword to the church to get tortured, that'll cheer them up
>hire a clown, another guy in a turban and a weregoat
>go underground again and attempt to kill more pigs

>Talk to someone for 5 minutes
>"Wanna fuck?"

Are you even trying

nope

God level
>Legs

Anyone else look at Netflix for all the Stephan Segal movies and notice he is wearing they exact same thing in every one? Fat bastard too...

Hunnie pop

>Every australian thing ever
>Fucking lizards
>Fucking asshole bird
>Where's my family
>Magic rocks

Game

Nah

Andrew Davis's cinematic masterpiece, Above the Law

>fight up and down dungeons
>back rooms are hostile but rewarding
>please bitchy villagers that only care about location, location, location
>kill the possessed guardians
>you ain't never had a friend like me.jpg

>Just because you spent a gazillion dollars on the stupidest custom paint job ever for your gun does not make you cool

Sword Art Online

Incorrect

>just fucked
>awkward conversation
>understandable have a nice day

kill bill lmao

left 4 ded

Infamous Second Son?

The dark knight movie with bane?

Correct

>Lemme smash
>"Buy me food"
Lemme smash

no

Darkest Dungeon

Bully

This is correct.

Out For Justice is the correct answer.

Law and order svu

No

Nope

Dark Knight Rises

eyyyy

It's not steven seagal lmao

Animal Kingdom?

yessir

Incorrect

Got it within the first two lines

>nameless pleb
>heart get stolen
>cockblocked by dragon
>kill god then yourself

>roar
>ROAR
>more ROARs

movie

>Stuck between a rock and a hard place
>Literally

Sunset overdrive

Stalker desu

>Be in a team
>Scream autistically at people
>Die

Game

...

cs/cod/bf/any fps

Too broad, could be any FPS
Need more details

Mario Kart....

Death Warrant

>Wow we're vikings and warriors and shit
>This is actually really cool
>Haha I pushed you off the edge fucker

Game

127 hours

Cod

Jet set radio?

For honor

>I'm a Mexican Skeleton

I'll be honest I searched every single one of these because I'd never heard of them before

I've literally already confirmed the answer in this thread, but by all means, keep trying

Good job

>Dude with good reason to hate you with a mask tries to kill you
>Pretty damn cool
>You can't really hate him
>But he fucking HATES you

No, it's a movie

Spaceteam

yes

Cloverfield

>rts
>before jesus
>fuck off senate

No Retreat, No Surrender

Beserk

>Game made by the Russian version of EA
>STOP CAMPING
>no cap kill all
>fuck overpowered premiums