The cheeto fingered coral springs nerd is no doubt clamoring to be first ITT
Benjamin Cruz
REAL THREAD
Ethan Walker
THANK YOU OP
Adam Ross
>p-p-please use my thread guise
What's wrong with you?
Nathan Evans
you're both as bad as each other
Jack Taylor
this is the real thread, i'm afraid you're mistaken
Luis Fisher
not him, but why encourage early shit threads?
Anthony Ross
Whittaker will be champ by 2018
Isaac Ward
I'm not the spergOP but it's pathetic when the spergs who claim the OP doesn't matter are always the ones clamoring to make early threads.
Christian Nguyen
Fuck Holly Holm and her crybabby ass fans
Ryan Reed
Hi Edmond lol
Christopher Williams
>tfw you realize you have to fight Cyborg next
Adrian Reyes
I wanna see Cyborg end the Megan Anderson meme first.
Lucas Jackson
>coral springs
Owen Myers
Kinda salty I walked away from my computer after getting the other thread.
Didn't realize someone made a second.
Live and learn.
Chase Reed
What would your nickname be if you were an MMA fighter, /heem/?
Logan Hughes
REAL THREAD. DON'T LET THESE IDIOTS GET AWAY WITH IT:
Lucas Hill
nigger
Adam Russell
You're the biggest loser on all of heem
Josiah Thompson
>the absolute state of this spergop man what i wouldn't give to slap the shit out of you
Ayden Parker
I like him.
Adrian Evans
DeRandamie vs KrazyHorse would be a spicy fight
who wins and how
Jason Martin
You are a loser too
Asher Campbell
schaub is god
Eli Martinez
>(You)
Julian Roberts
it depends if there was some name that the other people at my gym called me by, i would use that if not, it would probably be either some animal based on my style or nothing at all
Xavier Carter
If SpergOP, docksperg, and Schaubautist all killed themselves /heem/ would be a pretty decent general
Lucas Bailey
I like him
Hunter Parker
Dockie, spergop and coral springs in the same thread at the same time. What could possibly go wrong?
Julian Foster
The first late shot was dirty but was not a foul. The buzzer hadn't ended and the referee hadn't separated them. Calls to take a point are a kneejerk reaction.
Jaxson Gomez
I like them
Landon Rogers
spergOP is not problem, it's the other idiots making shit threads to fuck with him
Leo Brown
"Fag Killer"
Would make for some pretty epic lulz.
Christopher Gutierrez
see
Ryan Perez
>germaine needs surgery >megan needs to get signed >cyborg's ban needs to be established and ridden out
depending on the order of these events, any combination of these fights could happen
Brayden Martinez
>Tfw no one posts about Platinum Perry anymore
Aaron Martin
He's training with our guy Tyron. He needs his time
Blake Ortiz
Cyborg might not get banned. So she can go down and whoop Megan Anderson, then come right up and be the real 145 champ.
Christian Wilson
Who on the UFC roster is most likely suffering from CTE?
Nate Diaz's speech has gotten worse compared to when he was in the Ultimate Fighter and Holly is starting to sound slurry. I've heard Brian Stann has really bad memory - has to write shit down and drill it into his head to remember.
I don't know about BJ though - he doesn't sound bad but his inability to recognize that his time is up could be a sign.
Jonathan Russell
GDR via superior ground game
Alexander Hughes
i am an objectively good poster the only issue is that the shitposters get revved up when I make a decent thread because they don't have the opportunity to put their garbage humor in the OP
they would be making shit threads anyways
i like you
I agree that people (especially Rogan) were overreacting the first time it happened, but a valid argument can be made that a point should have been taken the second time it happened
Cameron Morris
What do you think was bigger factor in Holly fucking up the takedowns - the lack of technique or the lack of raw strength?
Bentley Cruz
That really is scary. Holly slurred so much in one of the prefight interviews
She's been boxing and kickboxing for a long time
Grayson Perez
We usually are all in the same thread at the same time.
Those are my pals. At least I hope they like me!
Elijah Parker
It was clearly the lack of technique. The way she was going for them looked like day 1 stuff and she was never fully committing to any of them. With other judges in another state she'd have won that fight cause cage control counts for something.
Isaiah Powell
Definitely technique. This is a woman who could outmuscle Ronda in the clinch, who's the posterchild for brick shithouses in the women's divisions.
Daniel Ortiz
Mostly because she cant wrestle. She almost got gdr down a few times but couldnt finish
Christopher Baker
Technique 100%, she is a lot bigger and stronger than GdR
Jaxson Perry
I like you. You have self-awareness unlike the guy who makes these threads and calls himself "objectively good" and the other posters "garbage."
Charles Allen
>Those are my pals.
This is why you're the biggest loser on heem. Apart from all the other reasons that make you a loser.
Jackson Martin
GDR is actually taller than her though.
Owen Ward
Literally counting down the days till the GOAT comes back
Samuel Campbell
She's an inch taller and like 5+ pounds lighter
Benjamin Thompson
Jordan Parsons was 25 and had it, but how bad it was is unknown. A lot of these fighters coming from boxing/muay thai and those who were in PRIDE have got to have it worse.
When your cage control results in ineffectual takedowns and getting kneed hard in the stomach constantly, I don't think it should count for much.
Anthony Torres
>Tap to strikes from Matt Serra >GOAT
If he came back he'd lose cause of the new rules lol.
Kevin Price
professional fighter here ask me anything
William Cox
Yeah I wouldn't mind seeing a rematch too.. on the fightpass prelims
Colton Morgan
The World's Deadliest Faggot I'll do the Freddy Mercury thing and make being gay my gimmick even though I'm bisexual and prefer girls. I'll wear make-up into fights, wear a dress to press conferences. I'll make the average MMA fan hate me so bad they'll pay to see me fight just in case I get beaten savagely, and you just know the MMA media would call me a brave hero.
Elijah Johnson
Be honest: who is you're favourite female UFC competitor?
Dylan Ross
Germaine de Randamie
Landon Reyes
...
Ethan Murphy
...
Matthew Lopez
>even though I'm bisexual and prefer girls
Dude, you don't have to lie to us.
Juan Jones
Nunes at the moment. Absolute destroyer and must watch tv. She'll get re-exposed at some point though. Outside of the UFC, Tonya Evinger. Big ugly dyke who's been tearing up Invicta.
Jose Walker
Imagine living in Coral Springs lmao
Samuel Martinez
i-it's real
Austin Hernandez
Michelle Waterson
Daniel Martin
...
Oliver White
Paige VanZant!
Nathan Wood
Not taking any more brain damage is the intelligent thing to do, when there's no way for you to win. You're retarded.
Jose White
It's 82F with a nice breeze on the beach today. I'm north of him too it was probably nicer in Miami.
Christopher Richardson
J A P A N
Jason Gonzalez
I don't have to image. It's my reality. It's a damn good one too. Mind your own business and worry about where you rest your head at night.
Jayden Reed
>You're retarded.
You're the one who's retarded and also a CASUAL. He tapped AFTER the fight got stopped. MORON!
Luke Phillips
Who is you're least favoruite ufc female fighter?
Mason Campbell
Can you type like you at least went to 5th grade?
Ethan Jones
Holly + Claudia + Nunes are all ugly and annoying
Robert Jenkins
Whom is your least favorable UFC competitor of the XY generation?
Juan Evans
...
Samuel Nelson
*smug germaine face*
Austin Carter
t.mandrama sperg
Jace Bell
2016 who do you think wins champions league 16/17
Parker Cooper
Who would win between Jacagoat and Maia?
Landon Cruz
What is champions leage?
Colton Sanders
fuck u
Ryan Butler
Since Ronda is not a UFC fighter any more, I'd say GDR right now. Acted like a complete cunt in the ring. And she was so great before the fight
Kayden Perry
Any good source for fight pass accs? My last one just went dead.
William Jenkins
Yes she is she is still ranked. She may come back to get the win against Holly Holm.
Dominic Butler
What were the new owners thinking when they green-lit Cub vs. Artem?
Christian Bell
ufc.tv bro its easy to sign up
Mason Bell
Cub said McGregor is "Easy Fight Easy Money"
Xavier Powell
Do you think the new scoring will cause so called 'gameplanner's gyms' like Jackson's and Tristar to drop on the totem pole significantly?
Nolan Young
It will cause a lot of wrestlers to lose more often.
Ryder Moore
thank god
Ryan Roberts
>god
Joseph Allen
Can't wait to see how they hype this one, jesus fcking christ lads. Like at the weigh ins when they "take a closer look at the two men fighting in the main event" and cut a little promo like what the fuck do they say about Artem? yeah umm hes 13-12-1-1 and has a huge reach disadvantage against everyone and umm he beat chris avila and uhh that guy that says bitch
