I'm leaving for college tomorrow, any advice?

I'm leaving for college tomorrow, any advice?

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Buy a butplug and show it to everybody.
You'll make friends quick and girls will want your cock.

Treat it like your life depends on it, cause it fucking does.

fuck every girl you get every chance you get

this is shitty advice

Go into STEM fields. Harder, but you'll amount to something.

Get a briefcase for all your cubes

Make sure can you get a job out of it, and that you get that fucking job

I'm studying Chemistry

Get a map of all the safe spaces as soon as you get there

Remember to use trigger warnings when talking with classmates

Nigger warnings you say? Will do!

Check you privilege between classes

If you decide to skip one day (aside from being sick or other things outside of your control), you WILL start skipping more days. Don't miss a day of you don't have too.

Fuck, is there a machine for that? Like an ATM? Can I pay for more privilege?

College is great for gaining access to a lot of resources you otherwise wouldn't be able to. Use this time to educate yourself on as many obscure things as possible.

Do yourself a favor and go chem engineer

Be as social as you can the first week, even if you don't feel like it. College is crap without friends.

End everything you say with "quod erat demonstrandum"

going to college doesn't make you any smarter

wut college Op?

>going to college doesn't make you any smarter
>Probably a toothless druggie who wishes he'd went to college

Get good grades get good grades get good grades, get some extra curricular related to your major to advance you in your field get good grades get good grades

Any tips for getting pussy?

Not OP btw

Find boys and make out with them. College is all about experimenting user.

you might like it.

And if you don't, at least you know. Its college
No one will give a fuck. Just don't tell your parents.

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>Join lots of clubs
>Join a frat or society
>Get to know everyone's name in your dorm
>Find people to tailgate with
>Find a connect for booze and drugs
>Find a part time job
>Take at least 15 credit hours
>GO TO CLASS

Nah, I'm not a fucking degenerate.

Check'd

I took a lot of drugs in college. It turned out to be a very bad idea. I don't recommend it,

Nah, I got my drug use out of the way when I was 15-16, did shrooms and LSD a few times. Good stuff though.

buy a cat or start rolling

See, and I ALSO took a lot of drugs in college and it turned out to be a very good idea! I highly recommend it.

Don't hang out with shitty people. Befriending others by putting others down is so highschool it's not even funny. Figure out where you can do drugs outside without getting caught. Adventure around and get to know the city ASAP. Don't fuckin' get stabbed or mugged, keep a weapon on you at all times.

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