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pee pee slapper edition

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Swedes are FUCKING ELITE

>3/4 of their last 4 games match this criteria
Was it all for the Frosties Nashville? Was it you crazy fucks?

these digits confirm another stan lee cup for the USA this season

Avalanche should just collectively commit suicide

>Allowing the islanders to score 5
Poor, poor avs

>dumpsterfirealanche
JUST

Nothing more sweet than an Avalanche loss.

avs getting absolutely molested

O-oilers for stan lee?

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You're in the basement too Wong shitter

Isles have been good with Weight in charge. Just a meme or is he elite?

>pulling kari that early
shiiiat

Senators, it will be pathetic.

>team leaves Canada
>immediately wins two cups
Lelmao no wonder you're so triggered

>dallas defenders

Being a Stors fan has been suffering this season

You mean Detroit? I'm not from Detroit.

Stars on suicide watch

i dunno if he is elite, but he certainly knows how to coach to his team's strength. capuano kept trying to make them play some retarded defensive system when the team clearly wasn't built for that

Rinne wanted that goal pretty bad

>5 goals given and can't even blame finnish memetending

>it was 3-0

FML, I go to sleep now, being a grumpy fuck at work and basically hate life
good night /hoc/, first the cowboy fuck it up, now they stars do this, have a good one lads

it was nice the last 2 seasons, but now we are back to the usual shit

Nice try, Finland

>blaming the goalie for like 5 breakaways in 5 minutes and like 20 shots in 1 period

>Halak setting records in the minors
what a fucking meme

Why couldn't the stors do this yesterday

canes ain't making the playoffs lad

just accept it

who will win a stanley cup next

rags
honky
devils

As much as i like the canes, your post soothes the pain

Only a Finn can defeat a Finn

Oilers stanlee

Jesse Puljujärvi Stanley cup winning OT goal scored with his tongue

of course he is, he's still an nhl quality goalie

LGI

>666

hm really makes you think

I've accepted it already lad. Maybe next year... Been saying that since 2009 too.

Aho actually had the sole goal yesterday. Guess that means its true

could have been much worse too, a bunch of meme net-mouth scrambles that just luckily didn't bounce in

Instant Conn Smyte for Bulju
It'll be beautiful

Gotta love American hockey fans after a few pints

lol every team sucks.

That period was the worst defensive play I've seen in fucking forever, when you have your star player (seguin) dropping to the ice to block shots you know your defense is fucking dog shit

Seriouly they couldn't play the offensive zone without one of their defender turning it over

bloos stan lee 2017?

>zcodesystem.com/playoff_simulator/

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Never stop believing!

the mild will make the finals

>preds losing to bloos

Mine keeps predicting either NY or Boston. Not sure how I feel about that.

>kings over wild
>preds over sharks
>oilers over ducks
>pens over caps
>sens in general

so much wrong with this lmao what site is it?

>what site
>in comment
i'm a retard

Yes.

Haha, seems highly unlikely

Snes going all the way too
Just clicked random once, and screenshotted it, lol

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>rags

There's no chance in hell the jackets beat the pens in the first round

This thing seems to love the Rangers, they keep winning mine.

Also, I did the NBA and got Wizards/Rockets final.

>tfw over 20 years of glory for the red wings is coming unraveled all at once

The team is losing and the streak is ending, illitch the draft god is ded, wings are moving to a new stadium next year, our team is made entirely of 2nd and 3rd liners, Blashill probs gonna get fired after this year, everything is just fucked

At least Babcock has saved the leafs from their endless hell in the meantime so I'll have an underdog to root for when the playoffs come around.

lmao ok hope you dont get too upset when thats exactly what happens

>Another game 7 loss for Lundqvist
Will he be on suicide watch?

he'd just walk out of xcel, go to the airport, fly home to sweden, never put on skates again

>upset level: high

>rooting for a team in your own division

>8-8-1 since meme winning streak
lmao at you

the Canucks are fucking ELITE rnrn lol

fuck you dumb fuck

is pric3 the most overrated tendie of all atime?

Bob is elite though

markus granlund is a beaut. what a steal for cantpucks.

Granlund is a fucking BUST and basically the WORST player on the BASED Canucks, possibly the WORSTEST player in ALL of the NHL.

You're fucking retarded and dumb and stupid.

Don't fucking reply to me EVER again unless you have something constructive to add.

You subhuman SCUM.

>computer coin flipper
>upset level: high
>"No, my pens are above an unbiased guessing game. 5 marbles go into a bag: 1 black, 4 white pull one out and it will always be WHITE"

you're cute when your all tsundere

I don't see anything wrong with that image. A Finnish man with a Finnish woman. He's even got the Finnish flag on his bagpack strap.

No matter how I futz with this thing, Rangers keep taking it.

>my pens
Uh I'm not a pens fan you fucking casual.

>price shitting the bed again and again

Can't wait for him to conveniently be elite again the second he plays >us

If I set the upset level to Low, all the methods except Shannon will just spit out Caps

>a team that's been relevant for roughly 1 month in its 17 year history will upset last year's champions

i don't have a reaction image that's condescending enough for this

>mfw price is my #1 goalie in fantasy

Why do people angry when pictures of "white couple" are posted from google images search results?

could go with gene wilder, bit reddit but it'd work
>your team is playing well for once
>please, tell me more about how they'll beat the defending champs

Not sure, but that's not a white couple. It's a Finnish couple.

dubs and markus "the goat" granlund gets his jersey retired by cantpucks.

Fixed the seeding so it's more accurate, I think it's turned out pretty well.

>rags getting a bye to the ecf
fuck this format desu

This image is on google images for "white couple"

re-roll

Stop this before I do something about it.

why do canadians have such a hard on for the penis? just because of cindy?

Kipshit took her trip off to make these posts. What a pathetic cunt kek

granlund will never get his jersey retired

he will (dubs)

granlund will make the hockey hall of fame

but not for playing, for coaching the canucks to a stanley cup in the year 2043

granlund is a bust

>cannyucks
>cup
he'll get it retired for leading suomi to gold

@GlobeFluto
Don Sweeney and Joe Sakic spoke for most of second intermission.

granlund is elite desu

check em

he's made the sedins sisters look like serviceable hockey players again. Granlund is the magician.

>Fluto Shinzawa
what a true bostonian

Post underrated players:

Markus Granlund

FINNS AREN'T GOOD HOKCET PLAYERS STOP PSOTING ABOUT THEM NOW!!!

ready for a meme trade