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Why did you allow the sun to set edition

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the 'friend

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first for canberra

> Anglosphere
No such thing. I for one feel closer to my Latino and Francophone brethren on the Americas than any Angloscum seas away.

who /radical centrist/ here?

Bet you're Quebec scum anyway

have to wank using mobile data but all the sites are restricted ahah

need to will the bf to go to his friends' place tonight so i can smoke weed and watch a lot of porn

want to go out but it's pissing it down

apologise for this post
was very callous of me :(

pissing a storm all over some thai cunts house

the only political ideology I subscribe to is civic nationalism

*broken English* Well you Australiennes piss me off anyway! Fuck' your dreaded continent, eh. Nothing but a bunch of relocated pirates. Sacre bleu!

>Latino and Francophone
France is germanic

going to the cinema with the irish lass in 3 hours hahhahahahahaa...

studying for a finance exam and got seriously fucked on the first question I tried

just realised I read the monthly interest rate at 83% not 0.83% as it actually is ahaha I am such a fewl

the state of this thread

if digits, you give her digits

if digits you wage a jihad against le pen

have they got shared showers there or seperated based on sex?
might get a cheeky glace of her nude

As long as you're in AUSCANNZUKUS, you belong to us

I've gotta admit Francophones are the only 2nd language English speakers who can get away with using a bunch of their own words and idioms in English and technically not being incorrect, because French words and idioms are a regular part of English.

BIG thunders

Betting on Sydney FC to win against Perth Glory and over 2.5 goals

had no idea we had a soccer team

>aus can suck us
heh

are you going to do heroin with her?

sipping a drink of Tea

Piping hot cup of Lipton black I hope

ding dong the /brit/ is dead

nah

me in the front

no you rube of course not

Earl Grey-type Sri Lankan leaves with lemongrass, goji berries and cactus spikes

>that first sip of the night

ahhhh

based bogan
how many kids did you give the bash today lad?

Lads - do we use the word résumé as a synonym of portfolio or do we not use that word whatsoever since the Americans use it?

unbelievably tired
even if I told you you wouldn't believe how tired I am

Wanna play a game, m8? It's called "Hide The Sausage"

>4.8%

For what purpose?

why lad

been getting up at 3pm all week
got up today at 10am

everytime i say such a thing i fall asleep with my headphones on and laptop open only to wake up very uncomfortable a few hours later

curriculum vitae m8

what do kiwis call their bogans?

it's curriculum vitae m'lad

went inty the shop for sweeties after work n the burd said 'you look how a feel hen' - you better feel fantastic then ya cheeky boot

jandal vandals

how many hours you sleep?

bogans

>sweeties
lollies 2bh

not sure kept fading in and out
maybe 5

Currently pissing onto the country of Thailand from the clouds

intelligent post

Lollies are sweets

Currently an arting

Tell us about how a REAL mixed drink should be 40%

lollies are lollies
fuck off

need a burberry for my lil fairy

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mum is fostering a population of feral cats in the backyard despite my protestations that she's endangering the local ecosystem with her misplaced sympathy

I've resolved to drown them all in a bucket with the outside tap tonight, knowing that my actions are both ethically and morally impregnable

only known dogs so find it hard to have sympathy for cats 2bh

>drowning cats

Coward. Fight them like a man

your pop seems to be a weak cunt

I can prove to you that rorke is rasheed through my radical centrist dialectic.

I challenge anyone to try to disprove me.

you the one with the prozzie sister?

who here /radicalrasheedist/

Always have a hearty chuckle when I see wannabe gangsters in rural England

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No
Cunt

what's the point in civic nationalism
shouldn't it be called imperial loyalism instead

HATE that all my favourite YouTubers are now becoming more Twitch-centric
VODs fucking suck and timezones mean I can't watch live
fuck sake

single mum tbqh

no siblings

If someone catches you they're going to kill you before the cops get there

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

HAVE BECOME

COMFORTABLY NUMB

kill me, I dont care
kill animals, it's beat down time

going to spend £22 on a kilo of special chili powder

should i actually go through with this or not?

its really dank and i can envisage using the chilli on like virtually everything i eat, but then again £22 pounds

feral cats are literally worse than cane toads, anyone with a shred of respect for the australian environment would murder them in a heartbeat

Those are all lollies you dumb cunt

>single mum

cackling

No
Australian=British

>single mum tbqh
that explains it

got lots of /brit/ lifehacks

in several different categories:
being a cheapskate
being woke
academic success
how to make people like you
organising your shit together
monetary success
making gains in the gym

ask me and ill share what i've learnt

Look here lad. I've found meself interjecting.
A sweet on a stick is a Chuppa.
A frozen milk or fruit treat, on a stick is an Ice lolly.
Might get yerself gashed in Glasgow for getting it wrang, bythe way

all to be honest

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Soon brother

hello

Just had one of those Greggsnuts that mincer on here always raves about

Pretty crap desu. Their doughnuts are better.

Yeah and I googled sweets
How do I become "woke"?

nobody visits glasgae this day and age

I totally agree with you about the feral cat thing, they're an absolute buzzsaw to local wildlife.

Just saying that if the average person came across someone drowning a bucket full of kittens in the middle of the night they wouldn't think twice.

not sure why yanks spell it as donut to be honest, it's literally three extra letters

alri lads

academic success
how to make people like you
organising your shit together

On this day 1916, the British Army perpetrated the North King St massacre in Dublin. They shot & bayoneted at least 17 civilians to death.

only a lad raised by a single mum could drown cats and not think it's a bit odd

send them to the vet you fucking retard

Monetary success pls

Battlefield 1 is pretty shite. Why do people rave about it?

don't worry they were only Irish