When will you come to Japan?

When will you come to Japan?

Lets make one thing clear: I will never, ever, visit your autistic shithole of a country.

If I can fuck crossdressing boys, then yes I will come.

I already went there and bought some books

my parents are going to another far away trip and apparently this time is japan
i hate it when they do that because they drag me along and i feel like an autistic manchild lap dog

I will cum in japan this summer

Before Ise Jingu is next rebuilt, then after

When Shitty Isekai meme is ended.
Just say no to isekai

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Happened 3 months ago
>Train station 10:30 pm
>feeling weeb and adventurous now waiting for a train
>not a lot of people and give me a WIDE berth like the nearest person is 10 meters away from me.
>meh probably because im baka gaijin
>go inside
>see a lot of camera and people
>oh shit maybe this is aired on primetime tv
>just sit on the corner
>suddenly a japanese guy come closer to me.
>shit im going to be beat up
>know where else to go i just stare at him
>in his heavily accented japanese he said "newspaper"
>are?
>after seconds of silece i just grab it and read it
>although i can't read japanese
>train is going Nagoya-Osaka
>fuck
>10 min later i feel someone is touching my leg
>dont mind it...read the god damn newspaper
>this continues for god damn long how it is now i feel like im going to be raped by those male japanese.
>while im just crutching the newspaper and not lowering it down because i dont want my face caught on the cam
>at this point im just tryin to muffle my squeaks and pleasure of being raped inside a train
>after like hours of pleasuring it a fucking female
>crap this is JAV god help me
>trains stops
>go out
>someone tapped me
>gives me 10000 Yen
>well at least i have money to go back to Nagoya tomorrow

I don't know if im going back to japan again but god know where if that JAV really is released, i don't wanna watch it.

kek

Better than Hans-kun story desu

can you post it?

No.

weebs, please don't come

no i won't come back. Although i never thought that my virginity would be on a FUCKING TRAIN with a PORNSTAR.

Very shameful pls kill me.

classic

I wasn't really talking to you, you seem alright, a little bit weird, but alright.
Guys from SEA are usually pretty cool.

met many SEAs mate?

Mostly Malaysians and Myanmar

Filipinos are mostly girls and they work in girls bar

i have a question for people who made it to Japan

how much money do you ACTUALLY NEED to start in Japan? Im at $10,500 and from my understanding you need about $26,000 to prove to the government that you can financially support yourself for one year

Ask /trv/'s Japan general
Or stealthily find a thread where to ask on jaypee after lurking for a while

I'm 180cm tall and blonde would i get that jap manko?

kys jap-monkey

Never, I'm broke af senpai.

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>buttblasted koreans
never change gooks

Probably not in this life. Because too much books to read.

Sometime
I would like to try that famous ramen place in osaka

When I have enough shekels to finance the trip and when my japanese is good enough.

I don't know, maybe never

It looks so good

>go japan
>go japanese restaurant
>chink no thanks
>okay
>go another
>customers shout fucking chinks
>crying in the heart
>go yoshinoya
>all half dead people eating shit
>no need to speak japanese
>finally get food
>taste salty
>my tears are flowing
>people ask me what's wrong
>explains
>chink get out of our country
>throws water at him
>go to cops
>umm sorry no attacking superior japanese okay? whispers fucking chinks

Hi isac!

Sometimes I see him posting on Sup Forums

Nice meme. Everyone knows japs dont use real trains in JAV

Sup Forums too

When I can buy translated volumes of this japans gift to the world

Never. I'd rather kill myself.

When you make big tittied anime girls real