When will you come to Japan?
When will you come to Japan?
Lets make one thing clear: I will never, ever, visit your autistic shithole of a country.
If I can fuck crossdressing boys, then yes I will come.
I already went there and bought some books
my parents are going to another far away trip and apparently this time is japan
i hate it when they do that because they drag me along and i feel like an autistic manchild lap dog
I will cum in japan this summer
Before Ise Jingu is next rebuilt, then after
When Shitty Isekai meme is ended.
Just say no to isekai
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Happened 3 months ago
>Train station 10:30 pm
>feeling weeb and adventurous now waiting for a train
>not a lot of people and give me a WIDE berth like the nearest person is 10 meters away from me.
>meh probably because im baka gaijin
>go inside
>see a lot of camera and people
>oh shit maybe this is aired on primetime tv
>just sit on the corner
>suddenly a japanese guy come closer to me.
>shit im going to be beat up
>know where else to go i just stare at him
>in his heavily accented japanese he said "newspaper"
>are?
>after seconds of silece i just grab it and read it
>although i can't read japanese
>train is going Nagoya-Osaka
>fuck
>10 min later i feel someone is touching my leg
>dont mind it...read the god damn newspaper
>this continues for god damn long how it is now i feel like im going to be raped by those male japanese.
>while im just crutching the newspaper and not lowering it down because i dont want my face caught on the cam
>at this point im just tryin to muffle my squeaks and pleasure of being raped inside a train
>after like hours of pleasuring it a fucking female
>crap this is JAV god help me
>trains stops
>go out
>someone tapped me
>gives me 10000 Yen
>well at least i have money to go back to Nagoya tomorrow
I don't know if im going back to japan again but god know where if that JAV really is released, i don't wanna watch it.
kek
Better than Hans-kun story desu
can you post it?
No.
weebs, please don't come
no i won't come back. Although i never thought that my virginity would be on a FUCKING TRAIN with a PORNSTAR.
Very shameful pls kill me.
classic
I wasn't really talking to you, you seem alright, a little bit weird, but alright.
Guys from SEA are usually pretty cool.
met many SEAs mate?
Mostly Malaysians and Myanmar
Filipinos are mostly girls and they work in girls bar
i have a question for people who made it to Japan
how much money do you ACTUALLY NEED to start in Japan? Im at $10,500 and from my understanding you need about $26,000 to prove to the government that you can financially support yourself for one year
Ask /trv/'s Japan general
Or stealthily find a thread where to ask on jaypee after lurking for a while
I'm 180cm tall and blonde would i get that jap manko?
kys jap-monkey
Never, I'm broke af senpai.
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>buttblasted koreans
never change gooks
Probably not in this life. Because too much books to read.
Sometime
I would like to try that famous ramen place in osaka
When I have enough shekels to finance the trip and when my japanese is good enough.
I don't know, maybe never
It looks so good
>go japan
>go japanese restaurant
>chink no thanks
>okay
>go another
>customers shout fucking chinks
>crying in the heart
>go yoshinoya
>all half dead people eating shit
>no need to speak japanese
>finally get food
>taste salty
>my tears are flowing
>people ask me what's wrong
>explains
>chink get out of our country
>throws water at him
>go to cops
>umm sorry no attacking superior japanese okay? whispers fucking chinks
Hi isac!
Sometimes I see him posting on Sup Forums
Nice meme. Everyone knows japs dont use real trains in JAV
Sup Forums too
When I can buy translated volumes of this japans gift to the world
Never. I'd rather kill myself.
When you make big tittied anime girls real