Why are Asians short?

Why are Asians short?

*compact

Gravity is twice as strong in the East

You know how aliens (super intelligent beings) are always short and have slanted eyes? Yes, really gets you thinking.

good things come in small packages :)

>small tits
>small dicks

why are americans so fat?

both qt desu

I actually think aliens are real but they're not from another planet but from another time and they're basically humans from the future and they developed from the asians and the rest of humanity did perish either from being savage or letting savages in

"hunt them down!"

It's "big" things, numbnuts.

What if Japan made anime real but it went wrong? They turned into aliens.

Tanaka is tall, but he doesn't look tall.
Because Tanaka's head is big.

I am sad that one of the leading industrial countries in Europe is now a miserable third world country that only produces porn actresses.

Tennou heika
Purinnsessu please

They don't eat and sleep

I was referring to small packages, not asians btw.

sexual selection, short wives were regarded as signaling wealth and status so many men sought small wives also to feel more masculine

as opposed to say the dutch who have generally valued strong tall wives to act as surrogate mothers

the balance of power in sexual selection amongst mammals with long gestation periods is in the hands of the females. females selected for smaller male size. the dynamic can be seen everywhere in the world in post-Paleolithic times, with a regression on the Bronze Age steppe, and is most advanced in East Asia

Genetics but I'm not sure

>the balance of power in sexual selection amongst mammals with long gestation periods is in the hands of the females

Not true for humans in the pre-feminists-ruined-everything era. Any women was pretty much told who the fuck she was allowed to marry. Those were better days.

It was sexual selection but it was the men who did the selecting.