>daily reminder
The next time you guys try to derail an entire serious argument about racism, or immigration policy by mentioning a detail of my flag, and you sit there and mock my heritage like you've done anything like Canada has done in the past...
.. You better fucking remember it..
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Or I'll fuck you up.
How does it feel to have caterpillars as your mortal enemy?
Nice leaf faggot LOL
>didn't gain independence until 1982
lel
>taking credit for Britain's win
Syrup niggers gonna nig
I miss Australian banter.
Canada wasn't even a country at the time retard
>daily reminder that canada wasnt even a country when the white house was burnt down
>yfw it was the British that burned the White House, not the leafs.
Nice try, faggots.
>a fucking leaf
this
10 FEET HIGHER
AMERICAN
EDUCATION
So if I was born before 1982 does that mean I'm British? If so I can still take credit for burning the white house
jesus christ you fucking leaf, Canada was still under British Rule and the British just used you to get to the White House. You literally did nothing, If anything the British burned the white house not you
>Impyling we wouldn't set our Recihstag on fire before the Cancucks can
Cancucks please.
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Stompin Tom Would be disappointed in Canadanians today.
Canadian militias and fencibles rekt Americans on the northern front. They didn't burn the white house though
>plural Canadas
Kek. Say butthurt cowards who run away from America after American Revolution.
STFU coward
lel
Kek. Nice try, loyalist.
Ffs ban these Canadian faggots already.
Every time I see someone doing some next level autistic shit posting, it's a fucking Canadian.
'Murica go and liberate them already.
he's probably the son of a draft dodger.
hey buddy, your dad's a disgusting filthy commie. thanks to you cowardly faggots, Vietnam wo n't ever be our 51st state
Fucking this, can we just ban all Canadians and import more Australians to the board?
you weren't responsible for that you fucking lying leaf
1867 you fucking moron
A
FUCKING
LEAF
And what happened 200 years ago means Canada's "mighty military" can easily do it again?
>Keep dreaming
>america didnt win the american revolution, britiish rebels did
Where are the fucking strayans when you need them. Someone wake them up.
Just like you fight fire with fire, only shitposting can fight shitposting of this magnitude.
What? Are you talking about me or Canadian?
>be american
>hate loyalty
kek carry on
>children of the empire born in God's true north strong and free burned down burgertown
feels good
Nah. We're legally rid of you.
Kek. So, you love to have Britain's cock up your ass.
In case, you are actual retard. Loyalists are people who support Britain Empire while American Revolution.
>be american
>hate loyalty
>try and fail to explain away irrational hatred of loyalty
kek, carry on
>Canadian education
Did you guys have our common core too?
nice strawman, fat man.
No comprende americano?
i can repeat myself if you'd like. Perhaps in your native tongue? Si?
The Americans are right, after Napoleon was exiled we sent a few fleets to Canada to fortify it after the Americans kept burning down some port.
Then a token force of British troops (that returned to England) went to Washington and burnt pretty much everything down, even some newspaper place got burnt down for printing bad things about some soldier or something.
Nah I never said they could.
Technology took all the fun out of warfare anyway
>tfw when I'm more English than 50% of London
Waah
Waah
Mommy!
Fuck you. Our colonies = best colonies. That includes you. Now be nice to your brother.
wasn't york (present day toronto) burnt to the ground in that same war
Shhh, let them have their little delusion.
No.
Yeah, but we we outnumbered and blew up our ammo cache as we were retreated which killed a shitload of you.
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
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No, really it was 1982
Nice comeback there
fuck off
>When your country is so shit the only way to uncuck it is a time machine
No it was Port Dover and the burning of Washington was in retaliation.
I don't give a fuck.
>repatriating a constitution
>lol u guys werent independent haha
American education.
>Pic of White House burning
>The British did it
>Takes credit for it
>Claims to have beaten America as in its current 50 state form
>Not the british doing all the fighting and have a draw with 15-18 state post-colonial America
California and Texas alone would beat Canada
>Canadians burn down the white house under British direction
>Without British direction Canada burns half of Alberta to the ground and blames climate change
Wew Lad
...
you should. Being bilingual is something to be proud of, ese. Just look at
Despite his location he has learned how to speak with more people than your little american mind can even fathom.
see
You all ran away lol, surprised fatties could run that fast in all honesty. Though to be fair most of you were slaughtered.
Sorry, not my fault you didn't gain full independence until the 1980s
The page on the Burning of Washington states that 1 colonist from the American side was killed yet it isn't mentioned in the battle report.
Odd, that was the tornado that uplifted some cannons.
>lazy
>uneducated
>american
At least get off our ass come voting day to make your country great, i refuse to believe that all of you are degenerates.
English is the lingua franca, you retarded chink. It's the international language of science and business. It literally doesn't behoove Americans to learn any other language as people of other nations might.
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Even worse, they left their capital undefended and unfortified.
A really fucking stupid thing to do, considering someone (don't know who hehehehehehe) burnt New York down to the ground.
hehehehehe hissssssssssssssssssssssss.
Die, Canadian scum. Your western provinces and all territories can join the US (with Quebec getting independence), but the rest of you better get ready to die and your land recolonized.
What the fuck are you talking about, leaf?
>Canada didn't exist in 1812
>Canada does whatever USA says
>Canada elected Trudeau
KEK
Britain did that, you dumb motherfucker.
>Canada literally worse than blacks taking credit for shit they had no part of
>You all ran away lol
We actually just got out of the way and let God force the British out
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hehehehehe hissssssssssssssssssssss
>be american
>be wrong
>backpedal
>haha britian having nominal power and not real power means Canada had no power hahaha
mfw
not even combined, either of them could do it alone
>be american
>be against self improvement
Kek
That storm helped us though, the white house would not burn at all. It wasn't catching fire until the wind picked up and fanned the flames, it actually made the white house burn faster.
But I do love how Americans have turned it into "the storm that saved Washington". LOL it did the exact opposite you retards.
Thanks for having our backs. You guys are true bros.
Just to add, you had your forces busy in Canada, getting rekt by the reinforcements that were deployed there.
So don't try it.
HEHE you make me laugh.
and then we burned down your Parliament.
Seems a little 1 for 1
Thanks for taking all those draft dodgers. Sorry it wrecked your country. Maybe you should have put up a wall.
>British troops from the British isles burn down the White House.
>Canada takes credit for it because they were British at the time.
>If you point out that they didn't exist, they bring up Britain's division of their territories into Canadas.
>It doesn't even matter, because it was British men from Great Britain that burned down the White House.
>Not British men who were stationed in Canada.
>Not British men from Canada.
>Not Canadians under British dominion.
>Just straight up Brits.
I didn't back peddle and I'm not wrong
It says right there in black and white
>Nineteen eighty two
Ha fucking ha
You elected a massive retard.
A massive retard that didn't deliver on his massive retard promises.
I didn't expect him to actually do it though, but it still matters.
ITT: commonwealth fags bragging about beating America during it's infancy and weakest point in history as if they'd get anywhere close to doing the same today.
AMERICA IS SHIIIIIIIT
BE BORN IN AMERICA
GOLDBERG PUTS KNIFE TO DICK AND WHOOPS KIKEBERG "SLIPS" AND CUTS OFF YOUR DICK. OH WELL GOYIM WE CAN FIX IT BUT IT WILL COST $500
2v1 us right now atlantic ocean our navy vs both of your navies you won't no balls hahah hahahaha hahaha - NOT RIGHT NOW MOM IM BANTERING ON FOUR CHIN
What happened to your Suez Canal, Nigel?
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>u werent independant lel
>ok lel u were but not fully hehe
>lol bc you didnt replace the BNA act with something 99% similiar that means your werent independent
Cmon yank.
DAS RITE
(now please return the favour with our capital)
Not your colony for very long
It's no different then you bragging about beating the British when we weren't an empire and you having the Spanish and French empires helping you out.
Not nice is it?
Do you think we should burn it down again?
WE
WUZ
ROCKS
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SHEEEEEIT
You didn't gain independence until 1982
Not my fault you can't read or have poor comprehension skills
>1982
as an American, I don't need to learn other languages. I don't give a fuck about other countries. I could't possibly care any less about whatever the fuck any non American is saying in their ridiculous runes. It doesn't matter what anyone else says or thinks. I'm better than you and I just don't care. Deal with it.
>his head of state is appointed by a geriatric foreign woman wearing a metal hat
Fucking gay 600,00 Pop Vermont would beat Canada. Trudeau wouldn't never best them because he knows if you best your enemy they win