Not much of a punishment to be honest

Not much of a punishment to be honest.

Not really, no.

B-bastard
YEAHHHH

that must be why you play my summer car

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>tfw no Nibi in a leather collar to lead around

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I don't need to top you. I like using my butt.
You could be on to something.

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I'm always on something

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I said I didn't mean it, but hey, that's fine by me :p

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Last week I was on a roof. I was so high.
Well if you don't mean it then I take it back. I want to make you my bitch.

o shit nigger, I wish I could get as high as you

What if I make you my bitch... with my butt

Don't geologists go up mountains?
I'd like to see you try. I wanna see what you can do.

I only need around 2,000 dollars to make the trip to Milwaukee for a weekend. And that's if I decide to live it the fuck up while I'm there. All I'd have to do is check the museum's website a couple of days before I actually go to make sure the stuff I want to see is still on view.

I forgot about those but yes

Absolutely. Meet me in 2 hours, or whenever it suits you

I can be there by the end of October. Museums typically don't change over their works nearly that frequently, so I'm pretty much guaranteed to be able to see what it is I want to see.

Then you can look forward to being high as a motherfucker.
2 hours is too late. Some other time.

Good cause I'm still overdosing on morning tiredness. Shame it's only Monday. For you, I mean

Then I can plan out the next trip I'll make after that. I'm thinking I'll finally get down to Houston to see The Rothko Chapel.

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then I'll be higher than you

Or head out to Marfa. Either of those trips I can split with a friend of mine who also wants to go to those places.

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Damn shame. At least I've got something to look forward to.
Much higher. Although I have been up a mountain but I only went to the ski field.

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I mean, my brother kept me up yesterday, so I might actually be up in the morning for some time ahead

>openly being a cumslut
How sad. You could've went and got an actual education and because a very successful person. You could've had many friends, a married lover, a nice house etc.

But you decided to become a slut. How pathetic can someone get? I bet your parents hate the shit out of you. Off yourself. You're nothing but a burden and your only purpose in life is to be some middle aged loser's fuck toy.

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I hope I can beat that

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Who the fuck are you talking to?

I'm not his cumslut. We're each other's cumsluts

Any time. Any time that's convenient for both of us I mean.
According to wikipedia it's about 1300m above seal level.

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Oky
I think I'll go take that shower and then play some Goat Simulator :P Laters

Laters, slut.

Feed my boredom.

Feed me soup.

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well, I don't think I'll be beating that at my upcoming trip

Soup is illegal.

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You're going to have to try harder.
Then feed me spaghettios.

how about you try softer

Ew.

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I'm trying as soft as possible but the mountain has already been climbed. I can't undo that.
Feed me something. I'm hungry.

can't you unclimb it

How is that even possible?

idk, find a way. drink until you forget you climbed it or something

Fine.
You have to wait. I don't drink during the week.

whoa
works for me

I'm out for the night. Goodnight, faggioli.

I'll feed you Riley's cock.

Nice. I've been waiting for Riley to give me blowjob lessons.
Nite.

gnight you big ol 'mo

maybe I deemed you unworthy

What's wrong with me?

nothing that I can think of, I'm just a lazy prick

At least I get to eat your cock.

maybe I don't let people touch my penis

You don't have a choice. Snarf demands it.

snarf isn't the boss of me

Snarf is the boss of everyone.

except people he lives half way across the world from, like me

Snarf rules the universe.

Any scalie lover in here?

I disagree, because I do

Well I follow Snarf. His demands brought me a lot of happiness.
I sleep.

that hurts
good night

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His Nipples look sad :c