>You wake up surrounded by aliens,
What do?
>You wake up surrounded by aliens,
What do?
say jesus christ 3 times
prepare my anus
give them rectal exam
prepare my anus
Masturbate furiously
Elect Trump
Whip my wiener out, do the helicopter.
Say "fuck off space niggers, we're full"
Habla ingles?
Rape them with the force of a thousand suns
i'm so used to it now
the only thing that bothers me is the 2 puncture marks they leave on the back of my neck they get sore sometimes
phone home
>freeze frame
>look at camera
You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
Go spastic as fuck try and kill them
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lay in bed pray for them to put a probe up my anal
Report them immediately to border control
Give them my lube and put on some monster porn on the computer for them to jack off.
Just stay in bed pretending to sleep and hope they go away.
Talk for hours until they get bored and put me back they found me.
Call ICE and then the White House to remind them about that wall they promised.
Steal their Mother Box and boom-tube them the hell out of my house
kek. underrated