You wake up surrounded by aliens

>You wake up surrounded by aliens,

What do?

say jesus christ 3 times

prepare my anus

give them rectal exam

prepare my anus

Masturbate furiously

Elect Trump

Whip my wiener out, do the helicopter.

Say "fuck off space niggers, we're full"

Habla ingles?

Rape them with the force of a thousand suns

i'm so used to it now

the only thing that bothers me is the 2 puncture marks they leave on the back of my neck they get sore sometimes

phone home

>freeze frame
>look at camera

You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

Go spastic as fuck try and kill them

/thread

lay in bed pray for them to put a probe up my anal

Report them immediately to border control

Give them my lube and put on some monster porn on the computer for them to jack off.

Just stay in bed pretending to sleep and hope they go away.

Talk for hours until they get bored and put me back they found me.

Call ICE and then the White House to remind them about that wall they promised.

Steal their Mother Box and boom-tube them the hell out of my house

kek. underrated