Venezuela is in full-blown crisis mode

cnn.com/2016/05/15/americas/venezuela-slide-into-crisis/index.html

>(CNN)Protests that rocked the Venezuelan capital over the weekend are the latest signs of a simmering crisis that's threatening to boil over in the South American country.

>Rival factions of pro- and anti-government activists took to the streets of Caracas, a day after President Nicolas Maduro declared a "constitutional state of emergency."
Maduro said his emergency declaration aimed "to tend to our country and, more importantly, to prepare to denounce, neutralize and overcome the external and foreign aggressions against our country."
>He has also called for military exercises to take place next weekend to prepare for "any scenario," including a foreign invasion.
>But while some marched in support of the government's push for a "state of constitutional exception and economic emergency," which is expected to extend into July, not all are as patient.

>Anti-government demonstrators accuse Maduro of clinging to power as his country crumbles.

>People throughout the country lack access to food and basic healthcare.

>At times, they can't even turn on the lights -- the government says extreme drought has hampered the country's hydroelectric capabilities.

>There are product shortages; there is raging inflation that has annihilated salaries; and there is rampant violent crime.

>All of this is leading to widespread anger -- culminating in the sort of protests seen over the weekend, as well as the outbursts of looting and violence that are marring this once-stable nation.

>lack of access to food and basic healthcare
>can't even turn on the lights
>product shortages, raging inflating, and rampant violent crime
>post yfw commies say socialism works

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Feel the bern

I first heard of the 6 day work week, then 60 day state of emergency, then government taking private companies, now this

But yeah, not true Socialism

Their president recently called Venezuelan ambassadors in Brazil back to Caracas because we impeached Dilma and he said it was a coup

The ambassador in Brasilia didn't want to go back,but was forced to

Civil war almost seems inevitable

Good, fuck sa commies and lefties, hope this fag gets overthrow soon, so god damn sick of these populists assholes and their supporters. I mean we got a president that is not related to the two people who governed for the past 12 years and we got shitload of annoying retarded morons wanting to overthrow him because the people throwing them breadcrumbs say so

This makes my head spin.
Venezuela was a bastion of civilisation I the 80's. Now it's Zimbabwe tier.

It's mind blowing how quickly a country can become a failed state.

they will blame you murrica for those disasters.

can you annex them fellow huehue

RWDS when?

Maybe

Maduro said some time ago he'd invade Brazil if we impeached Dilma,we impeached her and our Armed Forces' high officers have been having some meetings behind closed doors lately

I guess they're just waiting for Maduro to make the first move

>the official statement includes preparation for a likely foreign invasion

What a crock of shit.

Colombia should invade Venezuela and liberate them from their insane government

Gran Colombia soon

This wasn't true socialism. Anymore than the USSR, China, or Cuba was socialist.

F

nope. Venezuela has always been total shit

Socialism kills
t. Korwin Mikke

We don't need this shitty country.
More mouths to feed. And their oil is useless super heavy.

They'll loot what's left of the treasury and flee the country.

If there's any justice in this world all of those involved, including Chavez's family would be hunted down, their billions in wealth seized and they would all be hung.

Alas, they'll probably all get away with it.

Venezuela had the same GDP per capita as France in the 1960 when it was second world economy.
Not to say they were relevant, but Venezuela was a nice enough place to live.

This is pure socialism.

Venezuela had the 4th highest GDP per capita in 1950

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Show this shit to Bernie supporters...

This is what happens when Socialism is properly implemented...

I COME HERE TO FORGET ABOUT THIS SHIT, GODDAMMIT.

Yep.
Kill all commies. They are the worst plague ever.

No shit, Sherlock...

Sure. It never is...

hey Venezuelanon

What did you eat this today?

move to chile

Good luck May god be with you

Rip Venezuelans

BREAKING HAPPENING MAN AT CAMPUS WITH GUN

Three pieces of meat and pasta (without anything).

fuck off we are full

With what money?

>money

Just leave before you get sent to be "re-educated"

Oh believe, there's no coming back for them and the more lies the government tells, more my anger grows.

Venezuela por q no se van por bote para aca?

No, thank you. We have been struggling to end our armed conflict and solve our own internal problems, we don't need a full scale war against another country and 30 million more problems to solve.

De que parte de venezuela eres?
Y una pregunta, e estado pensando en comprar materias basicos como comida, panhales basicamente la mierda con la que estan desabastecidas y meterlo a Venezuela como contrabando?
Crees que Es posible entrar por Colombia o Brazil con todo eso?

No. The army will take that from you to sell that themselves and put you to jail. Most likely they will use you to show "The evil empire trying to sabotage the country" or some bullshit like that.

Estan viniendo aquí. Ya tenemos 100,000 venezolanos

This is the US stirring the pot from within.. they did the same with my father land years ago. This countries exploits in latin america have now become public knowledge to a certain extent. This is no different from that joke called arab spring or those "protests" in Libya before they were ultimately sacked

You're dumb, I get it.

Ah tiene que ser como tenemos Coast Guard aqui nadie puede entrar

otro dias unos cubano se ahogarron.

is it true you guys cant even get toilet paper these days?

Fugggg
Well that plan is out

Barely. My dad works in a supermarket so that helps. But he has to get out after work to trade products with other people.

They can get it, but only on the black market. The state isn't even trying to slow down the black market at this point.

Without the black market, the entire country would grind to a halt.

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YOU A NEET ? WHY NOT WORK?

What's the point? The currency is constantly devaluing.

>YOU A NEET ? WHY NOT WORK?
Venezuela has no jobs.

Yeah because fuck capitalism and restocking supplies every week.

Who was restocking shelves during the great depression? lmao

Based coast guard.

Go visit that "democratic utopia" my parents came from and get back to me. See for yourself, maybe pay a visit to a neighboring country and look at the riches being in bed with us has brought them, go ahead and hitchhike you poor motherfucker and meet people who are in even worse shape than you, and with no hope for their country to ever recover. They are owned by foriegners

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this photo was taken in venezuela

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Study. When the college is actually working of course.
I don't give a fuck about your country or anyone else country. I don't because I most likely don't really know enough about them and dare to talk about them would be just bullshit. You should do the same, stupid kid. That stupid conspiracy theory is used for my government to justify all their shit, just as it happens with most governments like this one. So yeah, go give classes to your mother ass. And if USA is so fucking terrible then get out of there you stupid hypocrite fuck.

But isn't socialism supposed to fix things?

>no bullets

>this is what NDP leap-manifesto retards want for Canada

theyre dumb apes what do you expect

Sure...

And that's why you should not allow that.

es cierto que el juvenal y el picure eran paramilitares congolombianos?
le prendes vela al malandrito ismael?
la cota 905 o el cementerio;cual es mas peligroso?

In order:
No.
No.
Cota 905.

It doesn't work if you're a shitskin.

govt overthrown in middle east
>cia

govt overthrown in south america
>legitimate uprising

PUHleaze

>It doesn't work, period
FTFY

Just found my paper copy of "The Modern Survival Manual: Surviving the Economic Collapse" by Ferfal "Aguirre."

It's good advice.

mi pasatiempo es molestar malandros y darle su info a la policia
note que los malandros pintan sus armas de verde azul rojo o amarillo;esto porque es?

also conozco policias que suben fotos de cadaveres de malandros.
su pais esta loco

Stop flooding my country

Reminder that this is a country that ran out of money

To print more money

>the only person itt arguing in favor of socialism is an american telling a venezualan about his country

god bless this country

Did they get their gold back? I hear tell Gemoney did not.

No sean pendejos claro que se puede, eso es literalmente lo que hacen los bachaqueros todo el día todos los días, el problema está en que debes de tener contactos con los militares o te van a joder eventualmente, el paso a Colombia está legalmente cerrado y la única forma de entrar es de manera ilegal usando trochas
si tienes suerte puedes pasar sin que te noten, muchos lo hacen sobre todo los revendedores de gasolina que lo hacen a diario.

Arepas (can't really translate that to something in english) with cheese, eggs with some bacon and fried plantain with more cheese for breakfast, lunch was rice mixed with chicken, a couple of small chicken meatballs and dinner will be fried plantain with cheese and ham
Cum at me Sven

By 2012 they were only leaving 15 tons outside of the country.

I'm pretty sure it's all long gone, inside and out.

There's no "overthrow" here. There's no kids with AK-47 running on the streets not allowing the government to control the country. They fucked the situation economically and they say is a "economic war". Students go out to protest, their best weapon being a rock, they get killed and the government says it's a coup. So yeah, go give that bullshit to someone that is not immune to it.
Just as you said, this country is nuts.
I will not go to any other country.
You have a really good country desu. Take care of it and don't let Sanders or anyone like him get near the White House.
He comes from USA. They will not let him pass.

Look at this scumbag, it's funny. I bet you're the type who'd sell that patch of land your parents left you for a shiny used piece of shit car.. hopeless. Up here the people traded their land for beads, you'll give it away for promises

Yea you have to stand in lines for 5-10 hours to be able to buy a handful of products like milk, toilet paper and flour, if you have money you can just go to the illegal vendors and buy it from them at 1000 times its normal price
Yes I literally said we have to go to the black market to be able to buy toilet paper without having to waste ours of our life in a fucking line.
Illegal toilet paper vendors, make it a meme Sup Forums

Now you know how we felt.

>Socialism hasn't been tried yet!

>also conozco policias que suben fotos de cadaveres de malandros.
There is nothing wrong with this.

Venezuela has plenty of jobs, literally jobs all around the fucking place, the thing is salary is worth jack shit and you'll make more money by standing in fucking lines for hours to buy products and then resell said products for hundred times its normal price
A whole month of salary could be spend in a single small purchase of products and you wont even be able to buy enough food for 2-3 weeks

>He comes from USA. They will not let him pass.
you are giving our troops too much fucking credit, they are corrupt as fuck for the right price they'll do anything, ANYTHING

>Yes I literally said we have to go to the black market
The black market is the only market after the state breaks down.

If you have enough internet to come here and tell us what's going on, then do that above all else. Take pictures and videos to show the world what your life is like.

Redpill me on Chavez. Was he really that bad? I know he was a buffoon and all.

It does seem like Maduro is way more incompetent than Chavez.

its thuggish

quickly, show me your stashes

oh god, i hope a bunch of extreme capitalist get together and over throw the country and turn it around.

he was a time traveller all along

Es del panchonsito?

Claro que si mi negro

> free everything
> no true scotsman
REEEEEEE cunt.

I'm Peruvian
I look brown as fuck, they won't notice I'm American unless I show my passport. And I'm sure getting a fake passport in Colombia is pretty easy, now my new friend could be a problem.

My Jew friend

That sounds tasty

"Promises", or should I tell LIES, is what this government have truly given to the people. Nothing else.
Yeah But I don't think that's what that guy had in mind. It would have to be enough and constant money, in order to make a profit out of it he would need to sell a lot of shit. And of course there's risk. Would be a lot more easy to sell that shit to army itself and then they will sell it here.
Maduro is actually dumb, at least for his position. He's literally a puppet. Chavez was the one truly responsible for all this. So yeah, fuck Chavez.
We mostly have soap and shampoo. We will trade it soon for toilet paper.
I don't think is the same.