Bournemouth Man City

pre Match discussion and game thread 1

Teams very soon

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>take over new club
>have them fall out the top four for the first time in 6 years
>sell their best player

Wow Pep is a genius.

I am sold already due to your elite picture skills. Fat asses and football 10/10.

Need more asses

trying no fap here, thanks

>Fat asses and football
this should deffo be a thing

I like this picture

why

>I haven't watched many matches the last few years: the post
I bet you think them reaching the CL semis last season is indicative of their quality

I think we need a fat asses game of the week desu

No but regularly making the top 4 is. Josep is going to fuck up bigly. One of Liverpool or United will finish above City.

brehs

health, i hope the tranny poster doesn't show up, or ill literally die

masturbation is good for you

just noticed alex manninger still hasn't retired

he still reserve keeper at arsenal?
damn seamans contract was harsh

he's at Liverpool

are you actually dense or ironically dense i can't tell

he's buffon's backup at juve

what

he's literally and unironically not

Bournemouth TEAM

1 Boruc
15 Smith
2 Francis
3 Cook
11 Daniels
8 Arter
6 Surman
24 Fraser
32 Wilshere
33 Ibe
17 King

City TEAM

13 Caballero
25 Fernandinho
24 Stones
11 Kolarov
3 Sagna
17 De Bruyne
42 Y Touré
21 Silva
7 Sterling
33 de Jesus
19 Sané

Rest in pieces Kun.

post velas

But they are in the top 4 this season you stupid beady eyed fuck. City will finish top 3 no matter what. Pep is a memer but in the summer he can buy a whole new defense (not to mention Yayas huge wages will be gone and Aguero probably sold for 60+ mil to Real or somewhere in china). City potential for next year is scary.

comfy photo

Why does Pep always have to be such a meme master with his team selection?

Me (Charley Atwell) ont he left

I fucking hope Jesus will be there

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*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT*

*sniff sniff*

Resting Aguero for the game against Huddersfield I see.

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we got this

>--------------------Caballero
>Fenandinho--Stones--Kolarov---Sagna
>-------------------------Yaya

It just keeps getting worse loking

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ass too big 2bh

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>NANASHI NO STONES

>>>/tumblr/

The fucking state of that board

*benches aguero*

>alo mae

what did he mean by this?>

How will blacks ever recover?

a l l m e

>I promise you, this is being played at full speed
top kek carra

Did Aguero have a knock, or what?

his mom is famous here and used to talk to the match's narrator even on Brazil NT games

doesn't run enough for poop
see he improved a km from previous seasons, but still wasn't enough

Bournemouth and Howe are so fucking shit that City are guaranteed to score at least 2 goals.

Brilliant matchthread picture

Lets do this more often

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what is the hype like for jesus in brazil? is he liked more than coutinho?

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fair 'nuff

Has no fullbacks he trusts
Clichy isn't reliable
Don't see see another problem

Sup Forums is a fucking cesspool but I can't help but visit every day.

city will concede at least 2 too, so we could just as well start this game at 2-2

I think Jesus is pretty popular in Brazil, they've already built a big statue of him in Rio.

it's so fucking high you have no idea, this since palmeiras

And Firminho? Do Brazilians hate how white his teeth are too?

why do I fucking come to this website

>PLEASE keep seeing me as the greatest manager of all time
>I-I don't need Messi or Bayern's one team league, it's all m-me!

kek

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>Leicester in 2017

>talksport caller just referred to Sane, Jesus and Sterling as "the slick niggas"

>Sterling

pls no he scores every time against >us

>commentators trying to hype this match
>B-bournmouth is OK they aren't crap we swear

Not necessarily saying his selection is wrong, but I can't see any other manager making some of the choices he's doing

>Fernandinho RB
>Kolarov CB
>The Brown - Yaya - Silva midfield trio
>Benching Aguero

Fernandinho tucking into midfield takes some pressure from Yaya, but still. Even Van Laal would be impressed

Someone better rip that.

doesn't everyone?

>ass in op image
>1(one) ass pic in the rest of the thread with 70 posts

the absolute state of Sup Forums these days

>PLEASE keep seeing me as the greatest manager of all time
who does that

>Smith-Francis-Cook-Daniels is STILL a PL back 4
h o w

*howe

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>the man city brazilian players bonding
>Is just a staged picture of the three of them wearing man city jackets

Nothing offensive about that, there's only 2 darkies out of three and I'm Sane won't have a problem being lumped in.

how more like howe haha

Hmmmm

Haha, don't you mean howe?

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He's also the Flip, right?

Could Howe get the sack?

I know. Miracle maker blah blah blah, but their owner is conspicuously wealthy, and seemingly ambitious. Surely he'll be worried that Howe hasn't spent the genuinely large transfer budget at all successfully over the last 18 months.

They're on a real downward trend and the flaws of their defence and GK, and lack of ideas in attack, are catching up with them. Could be an outside shout for relegation here.

I wonder what the average number of RINGs/thread is

more like Howe haha

(Sounds like how, would love this to become a new meme)

they've spent tens of millions on absolute shit since promotion and are mainly relying on players they had in league one

if he continues to waste so much money i think he could go

>Could Howe get the sack?

Best time to sack him would be in the summer if he keeps them up, which he probably will.

>invest hundreds of millions in academy
>buy in your entire starting 11 and bench
what are the excuses City fans?

LET BRAVO IN
>LET BRAVO IN
LET BRAVO IN
>LET BRAVO IN
LET BRAVO IN
>LET BRAVO IN
LET BRAVO IN
>LET BRAVO IN
LET BRAVO IN
>LET BRAVO IN

Streams for a poor fellow fag, please?

not a chance, this season at least

>"city" youth is sterling, jesus and sane
>just bought all of them for 170m to replace any academy player for the next years

Numale fuckbois like /r/soccer and /epl/

will i ever stop laughing at this image everytime it's posted

Been some decent signings though like Afobe and Wilshere/Ake on loan. Some pretty shit like Grabban. Another thing to consider is its hard to pull in good players. Good players want to play for a bigger club

Rip city

>IN: POGBA
>OUT: KOLAROV

member Tyrone Mings? he cost 8m