/epl/ - Hipster Shit Edition

This weekend's CORRECTED results:

>Arsenal 2-0 Hull City
>Manchester United 2-0 Watford
>Middlesbrough 0-0 Everton
>Stoke City 1-0 Crystal Palace
>Sunderland 0-4 Southampton
>West Ham United 2-2 West Bromwich Albion
>Liverpool 2-0 Tottenham Hotspur
>Burnley 1-1 Chelsea
>Swansea City 2-0 Leicester City

Tonight's fixture:
>AFC Bournemouth v Manchester City (8:00pm)

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>de gay

*begins the inexorable slide into the lower leagues and subsequent footballing irrelevancy*

up the reds la

*worries about being able to pay his yuge carvery tab next season*

this

*dilly dings towards the championship*

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>le 4-4-2 man
>le play the same faulty back four line man
>le play the same squad week in week out and alienate promising players man

*walks towards the Cadbury Premier League*

millwall are doing well though

*relies on a unproven brazilian to unexpose himself*

Can't stand watching the Prem league anymore
It's nothing but a bunch of overpaid, lazy foreigners, claiming that the prem league is the toughest around even with its pathethic European records

Manchester Uniteds starting 11 had 1 english player starting in their last game
wtf is that

ok

If only we could be more like the Danish league.

People are shitting too much on Vardy and Mahrez, but they don't take into account that having a bad defense lowers the confidence of the strikers. If they dropped Morgan, Huth and Futchs, they would start getting better results

k

I think he's talking about Villa.

Everyone always forgets Danny Simpson, he's worse than any of them.

Same desu, this season is just so predictable. I find myself watching more Serie A and Ligue 1 just because the style of play of teams like Napoli are way more fun to watch than the physical hoofball of the PL.

The only thing I really enjoy anymore is Liverpool being btfo by minnows

>Juve already have Napoli's manager on standby if Allergi fucks off
>Milian's pride and joy waiting on the wing too for Buffon to retire
Italian league is so tragic

absolutely agree, the defence is the main issue. fuchs and huth are the two that need dropping immediately imo

simpson is honestly not that bad, he's not particularly good, but he's been better than the other three this year

Donnameme is a true ABJ though

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>believing this

Isco hated Halal and did the same things on twitter. Now he's happy being on rotation there. Think Donna will join in a heartbeat to play for the only relevant Italian side despite his tweets before his balls dropped.

What will you be doing on this fine evening?

Unironically watch a Jake Gyllenhaal flick with my roommates, Nocturnal Animals

I want Arseshit to beat buyern fuck those customers
also do you think Aguero could go back to Atletico if griezmann goes to Manure?

>mfw
Report back with your opinions, it's one of the best 2016 releases for me

Can we talk about CL and other leagues

no. back to your dead league

PL is already over only la liga and CL have competition

How does it feel knowing your league has less parity than any other major league? All you Bongs had to say in favour of your league was "muh parity" because you can't talk about quality, but now you've had a one-horse-race in two consecutive seasons

Kids like Gabriel Jesus and grandpas like Costa or Zlatan are dominating this league lmao

Is this the worst football writer? How is this lazy hack employed?

Bournemouth v Man City tonight

another expose is on the cards

Parity doesn't make our teams better but it is still important.

he's been bashing Man United for years now but finally got blackballed

Visual representation of the point gaps across Europe. What would Celtic even have to do to lose it
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watch a film which i wanted to watch sincea long time
continue the show im on currently
read and write
watch italian football (lazio - ac milan)
maybe listen to choonz

costa is 28 you spacker

Probably just an exposure for Howe. 3-0 Manchester City.

I know that, but your league lacks both

That's in monkey years, he's at least 35 human years

>that turkish league
they not played many matches?

>any other major league?

>BAYERNWINSLOL
>JUVEWINSLOL

Hmmm, really gets the brain juicing

probably right. Look lost without Ake

>all the other leagues have their 15/16 champions near the top

Then there's the Premier League.

Check the Italian and German tables, the top 5 are closer to the leader than in the English/Welsh league

Too many draws

>that gap in Serie A
>that gap in Bundesliga
Nice competitive leagues you've got there, continentals.

>serie A
>major

If all these other leagues are so good why is just this one guy who wants to talk about them?

Chelsea just did really well this year, to be honest. Financially the clubs are a lot closer in the PL and that's the only real way you can measure it (IMO).

>T-The race is really good if you ignore 1st
Lmao,

>conveniently leaving la liga out
kek
but fuck off I want Madrid to win la liga

both gaps are smaller than the one in PL

>FOURTEEN THINGS WE LEARNED FROM MAN UTD'S PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY AGAINST STOCKPORT

Do you think the top clubs should break away from UEFA and make their own Champions League. They'd probably make a lot more money from it and the quality would be a lot better.

And Points Per Game

What's the matter, lad?

Damn, that's quite a lot to do.

its just what the big wigs at Sky and UEFA want, so no.

don't bring la liga fans here
in Facebook it's just Madrid v barca shitposting and anti Ronaldo memes

>break away from UEFA
>its just what the big wigs at UEFA want
okay

Kind of strange how the Belgian league isn't in it, as it's got a higher ranking than Turkey, Netherlands and Scotland

in facebook...things happen

Gabriel G and Aguero are clearly the 1st choices. What will become of Kevin-Ian Nacho?

I ignored that bit sorry. Its quite obvious if a 'Super League' were made it would involve UEFA

It would kill the national leagues even more than what the CL already has. It's only the PL where the extra money from being in the CL doesn't make that much of a difference.

Madrid played 2 games less than Barca and still are on top desu, the gap is pretty big since Madrid are probably going to win those 2 games

Can GJ and Agüero play together? They pretty much play the same role

they should but it would be quite messy to set up

Why would anyone here care? Nothing would change apart from the fact they'd make it so the biggest names get in regardless of a slip up season.

10 goal/season striker for middlesborough

>Super League
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the CL, just controlled by the clubs themselves.

They'll probably be rotated/substituted for each other regularly

don't do it lad watch either arrival lalaland nice guys or 13 hours or watch it and regret it after

if there's a team that choke this kind of lead it's Madrid

ah sorry. Im clearly off my head here

Teams competing in it would make a lot more money so the quality would go up.

nice fallacy bro

I'm sure Bayern, Halal and Younited won't be getting much larger slices than other clubs...

>controlled by the clubs themselves
bit of a conflict of interest

bashing the biggest club in the world .... i wonder why?

a lot to do and great actions! but one day my name will reverbate from europe to south america

i think g jesus can play on the wings too. or he should play as a roaming free forward behind aguero

Watched Arrival and La La Land in the cinema with my gf, enjoyed those a lot. But Jake Gyllenhaal, like Marchisio, is my mancrush, so I'll enjoy it anyways

It worked when the PL teams broke away. I don't see what the problem would be.

>one day my name will reverbate from europe to south america
>French flag
...Could it be them?

Only Nice Guys and 13 Hours worth mentioning here.
Arrival and La La Land are dogshit.
Nocturnal Animals is good

its emotional porn basically and not really in a good way you'll see when you watch it

the premier makes all teams play against each other in each edition, the cl doesn't

The PL could just say these are the only teams in the division, it's a closed shop now, but they don't.

>any striker scoring 10 goals in a season for boro ever again

Pep doesn't rate him so he's probably gonna be loaned out next season then sold on

has any other player escaped football hell, also known as the mls?

Matt Miazga

he's now in Purgatory, also known as a midtable Eredivisie side

wtf are you talking about?

from st petersburg to lisbon, from firenze to dublin, from wien to warsaw, from paris to buenos aires!!

>on loan from Chelsea
what else

just ate a salad lads

Nonce.

Going to footy practice in a bit 2bh. Gonna be great to get away from shit like correlations and definitions for a bit, feels like I might take mental damage if I don't have some sort of arena to physically fight in again.

Sports truly are a substitution for the battlefields of old times. Don't get how ""men"" can live without doing some sort of sport on a regular basis.