Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

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>tfw no superior roach gf to laugh at you

what sport is this

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sorry, no habla espagnol por favor!

>tfw no cook gf

It's called Sup Forums, my white friend.

shit meant to post this
don't mind him, he's just angry because another argentine started a messi hate thread

>Alison Brie will never be your teenage first love

Do you think the mods/janitors will always discussion about Sup Forums after the owner has said they are allowed?

kill me

mods are massive assholes, this one guy stalked me across a couple of match threads banning me upwards of 30 times, and when he noticed I ain't stopping he got buttflustered and blocked me from starting threads (I suppose that's his highest '''''''''power'''''''''')

>you will never be young again

why was I put on this world only to taste denial of the greatest beauty

ayy you talking about the thread last week or so? I got banned 5 times because he was literally SEETHING. It's almost funny how sad and pathetic they are.

liverpool - chelsea was one of them, idk what I even did to muster all that rage, stopped off topic after the first ban

>mods BTFOing gypsy attention whores

MODS=GODS

>implying

I have 3 ISPs and a PPpoE connection with 0 lease time

Yes, that's the one. It started all because of half-time funposting and him blowing a fuse.

Halftime slags and asses are culture.

nah it starts because of butthurt people like our canadian friend reporting posts

Imagine unironically doing that.

tfw no gf

idk I'm not some reddit friend getting flustered and reporting non-cp

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just bantering lad, the mods are power tripping cunts with zero transparency and absolutely no accountability, they can literally rule over their chinese cartoon forum in any arbitrary way they please, no way there's anything wrong with that right

>you will never give up your passport information to make gypsies change their IPs for free

aight see you guys after we all reset or routers

who makes these gifs? what is the point of this?
why would I want an annoying giggling female laying around??? fuck her

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>tfw Katya will NEVER be your loving gf

just end my suffering

I'm absolutely sick of this shit on Sup Forums. This isn't bro culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for SPORTS, not group therapy. Take this shit to /r9k/. None of you will ever get a girlfriend, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance with a girl, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers on this board will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There are sports on right now. "But I don't follow that sport, it's boring." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other board or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave this board and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. Bro culture my fucking ass.

would bang them all desu
>implying I can afford a router

tip top kek m8

Classic

it's the same girl

would bang her then

>tfw found out all of my coworkers that seemed my age are actually still 20 or younger
>just turned 22
JUST
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>did abolutely nothing in my life when i was young

JUST

>all my coworkers are 45+
>behave like horny 18 year olds

is this the fabled mid-life crisis?

name of this slam piggy

>off topic

Janitor pls delete

sarah
she's a rabid intersectional feminis, a socialist and a future tube driver with a black boyfriend

This is pasta, yes?

>tfw successful rich attractive male
>tfw have sex with a different girl almost every weekend
>tfw girls just use me for sex and status and i will never find a girl that loves me for me

you guys dont want to know this feel

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>a black boyfriend
She can fuck off then...

>this_is_not_sports.jpg

SJWs are hot!

webm related
yea but for what its worth its almost always the swiss guy posting it

that video is cringy as fuck

anyone got the webm of the qt reporter in a gym of some kind

youtube.com/watch?v=fX6rII4HP6Q

funny how a woman who's not even that hot becomes 10 times hotter when she knows how to act sluty

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what's a tube driver anyway

Okay good. Otherwise I would need to cap it.

You can redpill SJW but for whores who let themself touch by nogs or sandpeople you need the ability to cure AIDS which I don't have.

Yes, and the Swiss flag is famous for it. I guess since these threads are a rare sight nowadays there a people you actually don't know it.

JANNY HELP PLEASE GET IN HERE THIS THREAD IS ILLEGAL

subway

underground. Don't they have them in Romania?

>tfw attractive and have meaningless sex semi regularly but have a boring personality so every girl i try to date leaves me after like a month

what does that mean? in what way are you boring

have you told them about your collection of frog pictures

Like i just cant into texting and conversating all the time. So basically im socially autistic, like once i get past the getting to know each others basic shit part i never really know what to talk about and they always slowly fade away from me

No kek ill have to try that next time

if you aren't good looking enough to be a social autist you really can't get away with not being shallow in a relationship

>tfw hate not having a gf
>tfw get bored of having a gf quickly once i have one
>just broke up with my girlfriend which was my 3rd gf in the last 5 years

>the absolute state of me

be content with what you have. believe me, some of >us are in far worse situation

>wanting a gf
>gotta be with her most of the time
>cant see your bros
>have to constantly speak to her/let her know where you are
>all the 'feelings' fade away as soon as you cum
nah you dont want a gf lads. FWB is the patrician choice

>have a gf
>constantly fantasise about not having one
>finally break up
>constantly fantasise about having a gf

anyone else get this?

don't really care m8
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not in my isolated mountain town, maybe iasi but idk I dislike public transport

Jeez, even ugly girls with bad bodies look decent when they wear lingerie.

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>tfw no big cocked gf
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