Kissing is the most retarded thing ever

Kissing is the most retarded thing ever

Just try and prove me wrong Sup Forums

I find it very intimate. The first kiss with a girl that you like is such a rush, something youll never forget

very true

It's nice in the beginning, but gets old after a while.

Love to make out when I'm drunk/on MDMA though.

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How else am i gonna get a taste of my bulls cum?

Yeah I hate kissing too. But my gf has a partial beard so there's that

Get into it. Make sure not just your mouth but your body goes into the kiss.
Really nice feeling.

Feltch your boyfriends asshole you faggot

doubt you've ever experienced it, if you're bashing it so much.

i like it.
any knowing some loser on Sup Forums hates it just makes me like it more.

Permavirgin detected.

Do you have a friend which you can trust and in "being that jack ass" who tells her?
I did it for a friend, now she shaves.

seconded. fucking hell, op.

This isn't Sup Forums, this is a much, MUCH darker, more eviler place.

The interchange of spittle between two partners results in the introduction of bacteria into the mouth, strengthening each participants immune system

t. kissles virgin

Following that line of arguments everyone should eat a spoon full of shit every once in a while.

It's fun.Also a show of intimacy that is deep and primal.

We used to bird feed our young with kissing. It's connected to love.

We swap bacteria and boost our immune systems by kissing.

We determine that OP is a virgin faggot by gathering it's opinion about kissing.

with less faggots

It's a thing for a reason. It hits the same pleasure centers in the brain that as sex to a lesser extent.

>Kissing is the most retarded thing ever
>Just try and prove me wrong Sup Forums
Kissing isn't the most retarded thing ever because you're the most retarded thing ever.

Boosts self esteem also

>Following that line of arguments everyone should eat a spoon full of shit every once in a while.
They should..

>implying evolution doesn't sometimes result in retarded shit
For instance the nails on your fingers - what purpose do they have anymore?

I fucking love it personally.
I must have swapped saliva with AT LEAST 150 women.

>gf

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Opening cans of coke, scratching yourself, scratch and sniff cards

With more faggots, think trap threads

Well except the ones with weak immune systems would die of it.
Kind of remembers me of this chick who insisted that mothers have the urge to kiss a child to give it a load of bacteria to immunize against. Well child mortality just raised a little, thanks obama.

evolutionary, sharing germs helps immunize your family. the flip side is once in a while a real doozy gets through and kills everyone. however, it helps more than it harms.

Do you really want me to find something else?
Ok, our eyes are really fucking retarded. We actually see every picture upside down and the brain has to re-interpret all sensory data.
Or toenails.

>Well except the ones with weak immune systems would die of it.
You say that like it's a bad thing

>Kind of remembers me of
>remembers me of
You should certainly eat shit

this is an actual medical procedure to restore healthy gut bacteria.

this is Sup Forums


try again

But i think you get the shit up your butt and not the other way aroud.

listen to mr expert over here. see: also, child mortality has risen because retarded amerifats aren't vaccinating their children.

i disagree. it can be quite nice with the right person

nope. literal shit pills.

following your logic almonds are healthy so if I eat 25 pounds of almonds a day will be super healthy

only if they're activated

>What is "everything in moderation" for 400

The bacteria in feces is much more concentrated and harmful (such as E coli) than the bacteria found in saliva

how do i activate my almonds?

Then just take "a little bit" of shit. I get that immunization is a generally positive thing (as long as people don't die from it lol), but can we all agree that people literally don't do it for the possible health benefits?

There is still E coli bacteria in feces whether or not you have a lot of shit or a little bit. There is no E coli in saliva and furthermore why would you literally see eating shit pills as a better option than making out?

It's not done for health benefits but there is an inherent instinctual aspect of the action for this health purpose likely

>Sup Forums
you're on Sup Forums you dumb motherfucker