>his runtish country has only one timezone
edition
/brit/
Isaac Wright
Matthew Young
Jose Morales
>not being in +0 timezone
Eli Miller
+1 timezone is best timezone
Hudson Jenkins
In 2015, the Vatican declared that transgender Catholics cannot become godparents, stating in response to a transgender man's query that transgender status "reveals in a public way an attitude opposite to the moral imperative of solving the problem of sexual identity according to the truth of one's own sexuality" and that, "[t]herefore it is evident that this person does not possess the requirement of leading a life according to the faith and in the position of godfather and is therefore unable to be admitted to the position of godfather or godmother."[26]
Parker Cox
>his timezone ISN'T GMT+0
>he has to do complex calculations in his head to complete ordinary time related tasks
lmao @ u
James Hernandez
Only London is in the right time zone. Everyone else is always slightly off
Charles Lopez
London wins yet again
>state of the rest of the country
>state of the rest of the world
Nathaniel Barnes
one of the many reasons to hate summer
William Moore
Everyone in London is also slightly off, except for the few people who live exactly on the zero line
David Hernandez
...
Nathan Brooks
>his country didn't invent time
Carson Sanchez
need a cute bf
Lincoln Rodriguez
wtf is with Australia's timezones??
Matthew Edwards
absolutely mad how Tesco increased price for 3 magners from £5 to £5.25
James Mitchell
>magners
cannot fathom runts
Cooper White
anime
Gavin Martinez
What bong is it over there at the moment?
Joshua Bennett
This is now a southerners free thread
Samuel Jenkins
...
Jason James
hope your still paying your TV license
half two in the afternoon
Ryan Collins
>go to subway
>"any salad, sir?"
>get bit of everything
>once I'm home scrape it all off
Any other lads stricken with the 'tism?
Oliver Sanchez
Business idea: Paradise Lost audiobook read by a brummie junkie.
Jayden Gray
You're just a weakwilled cuck afraid of any bit of confrontation lad
Jonathan Long
read a book this weekend lads
Juan Adams
>subway
rasheed
Juan Green
Got a "Community Notice" through the letterbox today saying that "radical action" is about to be taken against dealers.
Noah Phillips
>hating summer
Are you gay?
Ayden Taylor
goff choon
youtube.com
Justin Rogers
what do you deal?
Bentley Ross
nerd
Robert Edwards
it was an anime book
Blake Sanchez
We need 3 /brit/s. One for southerners. One for northerners. One for Wales Scotland ni
Leo Perry
no better time for a gaytime than summer tbf
Blake Parker
how hard is it to say "no thanks"
Joseph Parker
I admire your map.
Henry Bell
Don't deal anything. It's a community notice. Posted through every letterbox in the district. I'm an advocate of radical action against drug dealers.
Alexander Peterson
please rate my attempt at poetry
The Lord is my light
He guides me through the night
keeps my spirit tight when he gives me insight
I see how bright the world is
And all my plight is removed through Christ
Hudson Torres
...
Brayden Baker
>western spain in the same time zone as eastern poland
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE EU
Samuel Flores
Lovely this, well done my son
Luis Howard
>Only one timezone
actually, northern ireland is about 30 years behind the rest of the united kingdom.
Jace Collins
>I'm an advocate of radical action against drug dealers.
Aaron Murphy
Do you think Hermione ever used the Time Turner to have lesbian sex with herself?
Charles Green
You know what you wanna do with that right? You want to put a banging donk on it
Asher Harris
oi m8 shut ur neck
James Sullivan
prospective /gf2017/ just sent me an unsolicited pic of her feet
she wanted to show me some blisters she got from her new shoes but i will still be wanking to it later
shan't tell her for now though
Evan Wright
holy shit it only took 60 seconds for the EU to realise they need to stick together.We're doomed!!
Adrian Hughes
yes
Josiah Rivera
nonces
Xavier Martinez
a load of shight
Lucas Harris
...
Kayden Thomas
ok.
9/10
Benjamin Parker
By August 2020, Theodore Nott, while working for Lucius Malfoy, created a prototype of a time-turner, presumably in the hope of saving Voldemort from his fate. The prototype only let the time-traveller stay in the past for five minutes, although they could travel as far back as they wanted.
Nott eventually created a better and improved model, which let the time-traveller stay in the past for as long as they wanted. They could also use the device to return to the future when needed. While Malfoy kept the improved model, which was eventually passed down to his son, Nott kept the prototype. Even though they both owned something which could be used to save Voldemort, neither of them tried.
In August 2020, Harry Potter, in his capacity as the head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, retrieved the previously unknown Time-Turner at the home of Theodore Nott. It was not just a simple "hour-reversal turner," but rather a true Time-Turner.
Although it was hidden in the office of Minister for Magic Hermione Granger, it was later stolen by Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy, who intended to use it in order to save Cedric Diggory and return him to his father. They created a disastrous sequence of events and alternate realities, finding that they could only stay in the past for five minutes. They managed to correct events and set time right.
When they were were abducted by Delphini, she used the time-turner to travel back to October 1981 to save her father. She then destroyed it to ensure she would not be forced to return to the present via the five minute restriction.
However, in the present, Draco Malfoy revealed he had the improved Time-Turner from his father, that would allow him to stay in the past for as long as he wanted. Along with Harry, Ron and Hermione, they travelled back in time with help from a message sent by Albus in the past. They stopped Delphini by the combined might of both generations, and then returned to the future.[4]
Wyatt Bailey
What's with your thumb mate
Ryan Davis
need a blonde trad goth gf
Jayden Butler
shan't actually
Nolan Ward
Your timezone is GMT+1
Lincoln Russell
nice choice
Brayden Perez
DELETE THIS
Alexander Russell
only sometimes
Andrew Robinson
bent cunt
Caleb Scott
I pretty much like everyone on /brit/ except for this cunt . I bet he's a paki. Boring humourless cunt. wish he'd fuck off and die
Logan Baker
methinks not
Nicholas Butler
baking a batch of marinated tofu for the week fåm
Josiah Sanders
ree
Benjamin Jones
>I pretty much like everyone on /brit/ except for this cunt (You). I bet he's a paki. Boring humourless cunt. wish he'd fuck off and die
Thomas Jones
Went to the game yesterday lads
Leo Cook
...
Jaxson Sanders
hopefully
Julian Williams
Delphini (born c. 1998[1]), known by the nickname Delphi, was a half-blood witch, the daughter of Tom Riddle and Bellatrix Lestrange. Being the only child of Lord Voldemort, Delphi became the only known living heir of Salazar Slytherin after the demise of her father. Delphini was imprisoned in Azkaban for the murder of Craig Bowker.
Lucas Jones
no idea why everyone is so mean to us desu. I like to think it's just the english but in my heart I know that's not true
Julian Hernandez
>fucking up a fedora post
What a runt
Hunter King
Christ gives me a reason to fight,
White as the seasons delight,
My soul burns every night,
For God's kingdom is in my sights
Luke Perez
business idea: lie down outside completely naked with my willy standing up and the first person to wank me is my gf
Carson Wood
reminder that MC Smally is back
Dominic Cooper
Connor Garcia
...
Tyler Reed
Sorry mate
Landon Anderson
>AAAA
Lad, literal children can manage AABB, so can you.
Jaxon Hernandez
Don't worry I like you
t.Scouser
Thomas Peterson
Wish I did languages at college and uni. Must be easy to get jobs when you speak 5 languages
Brody Sullivan
>Anonymous 04/29/17(Sat)14:42:25 No.74210040 ▶
>>fucking up a fedora post
>What a runt
Aiden Bennett
Cold meat tastes shite when you first bite it.
Leo Phillips
I actually got A*s in my A levels
Oliver Howard
me and the lads
Brayden Moore
We deserve it. Frankly wouldn't have it any other way. Everyone else is an absolute FRUIT
Connor Gutierrez
Learn them now by yourself and take the exams.
Eli James
you'd be surprised, know a lad here from Switzerland with Swedish and Italian parents so he speaks Swedish, French, German, Italian and English fluently
can't find a job at all
Jeremiah Butler
When I take a shite,
I often take sight,
Of the fragments of my arseholes delight,
I can see it turn to white as time takes it's toll
Ryder Foster
Wishing I didn't like bums and willies
Isaiah Walker
Jack Cox
Worked out for 3 months straight and got up to 90kg deadlift my first time then I gave it up becaus emedical reasons, is that good?
Brandon Stewart
...
Dylan Smith
it's not bad
Michael Brown
Cause my sex junk is so,
oh, oh, oh,
more than either,
or, or, or
Kayden Campbell
my celtic brother (:
Hudson Long
made so many friend tonight
Connor Torres
>Hm? Oh my good man, I do indeed including the (You) in my 'dora if the post I am attempting to make a mockery of contains a link to mine own previous post. Were I not to do so would be entirely unethical and go against the very premise of the gimmique, as it were, in that you are to simply copy and paste the post as it stands. No, I am not one to do such a thing; I use gimmiques with the appropriate level of care and dedication, an art form should never be degraded through callous embellishments and pointless changes.
Brandon James
to be honest with you lad, no not really. Most males should be able to reach a 100kg squat in that time. That said I was also weak af when I started and it takes time to iron out your diet etc