Okay Sup Forums, let's play a little game called "Give or Take".
I'm going to make a prediction that in the near future, you will have anal sex.
Well, here are the rules for my prediction:
First digit: Role
>Odds = Receive anal
>Evens = Give anal
Second digit: Partner
>Odds = Male
>Evens = Female
>(Length of dildo/cock if you receive is equal to second digit + 6 inches)
Third digit: When
>Third digit indicates the number of days until when. If 0, then fourth digit says how many hours until the event.
Last, but not least!!
First two digits of the post above yours: Age
>These digits decides the age of your partner. If below the age of consent in your country, well then I hope you know how to cover your tracks.
Special instances. (Only counts for your own numbers)
>Dubs = No lube. Sucks to be you.
>99 = 99 Problems. You have AIDS.
>Trips = Your partner is your favorite pornstar/idol/model/actor/actress (you get the picture).
>000 = Nothing. You don't have anal sex nor will you ever. Sorry, but them's the rules.
>666 = Your partner is a really horny Satan.
>777 = You'll have anal sex every day for the next week with 7 people of your own choice.
NB! Sorry, I have no idea who the girl in the picture is. I just think her ass is nice.
