Ask a guy sitting in a parking lot anything

Ask a guy sitting in a parking lot anything.

Aren't you could?

Are you sitting in a parking lot ?

Why you sittin' there, buddy?

are you in a car or are you just sitting on the ground?

How many spaces are there?

Waiting for a buddy in wal mart, didn't want to follow him around or sit in their shit parking lot so I moved and here I am.

In a car

Are you beating off?

27 on either side of me.

what is your buddy stealing from walmart?

An elaborate waiting room for your car and now you. *Autism* are the line all compliant with local codes. Show me more.

did you dieded?

I wouldn't know, this is a relatively nice parking lot for around here, my favorite in the immediate area, as there's rarely anyone here and it's asthetically pleasing.

theres no one around, drop your pants and take a pic

>asthetically pleasing
except it looks like a dump

Op, please answer this

Compared to the wal mart, it's valet quality.

I always think guys that sit in parking lots are pedophiles looking for a kid to snatch. Is this a reasonable assumption.

If you meant cold, nah it's 86 and I got the AC blasting.

Im not the one who asked it, not sure what they meant
but i need to know, aren't you could?

what is your friend buying?

What do you hope your friend gets?

Lingerie, pork skins and RC Cola