What are the pros/cons of having sex with your mom ?

what are the pros/cons of having sex with your mom ?

> Pro: You are having sex
> Con: It's with your mom.

Sauce?

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>Pro: incest is wincest
>Con: literally nothing, it's fucking sex

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Pro: She probably won't laugh at your tiny dick.
Con: If the only ass that you can get is your mom's, then you've pretty much failed at life.

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Pros: It is somewhere you have been before.

Cons: Ewwww

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Grandmother
Mother
Daughter

that's Charlee Chase on the left.

When you mom is hotter than you it must suck

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No pros. All cons.

pro: you don't have to kick her out of bed in the morning.
Con: hearing your dad crying in the other room.

Pro: she gets to clean those filthy sheets
Con: you'll never crawl your way back up in there kid.

Pro: she is probably going to die before you so you can check that box off the kink checklist - necrophilia
Con: It'll never be as good as your sister.

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youre acting like your own mom is a more attainable sexual partner than anyone else.

You really would be a mother fucker!

Grandmother
Mother
Pregnant daughter

Viola Bailey

>hearing your dad crying in the other room
I want this so bad

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She will totally bag on you when she is banging your father.
"I know he is younger, but shit, no staying power!"

Suck it

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Anyone have that tumblr where that mom talks about things shes done with her son and his friends?

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speaking of moms doing weird things with their sons. Anyone remember that hippy lady with her ginger kid who filmed her vlogs when she was in a bath tub and her dancing in skimpy clothes and shit?
i remember some of it being on youtube

Pro: Chicken tendies after sex
Con: If bad sex, time out and no breakfast

i know of the sexxxtons

nah wasn't them. she had a son and there was this whole child protective services thing going on cause she was super weird with her son but it was all on film

she was also like an erotic maseuse or something

pro: you are having sex
con: all those years of love and nurture she gave you during your childhood will mean nothing.

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Sauce?

Kek this fucking board

Pro: Finally get to find out what every one else in town is raving about.

Con: You get that thing everyone else in town has.

Pro: You can get in on the bulk buy for the drug that takes care of that thing your mom gave everyone.

A little to the left there son

Oh look, it's nobody's mom.

That looks about right

>Pro: None
>Con: My mom is 74
>Con: it's my mom, and that's disgusting.

It was something like everysonsdream

She talked about bathing when she knew her sons friends could see her. And would invite them over when her son was gone to give them a show. Then she evetually moved onto her son

pros: you fuck
cons: you can't cum inside trying to get her pregnant

Pro: experience, you get sex and a caregiver in one package

Con: it's your mom, she has a limited shelf life, saggy, tired easily, no future

Pro: Mom is 42 and still looking niceu for her age
Con: i'd probably question my own sanity during the afterglow

isn't the left Dawn from Dawn's Place?

I never fucked my mom but she would watch me jerk off. It turned into kind of a game with us.

>niceu for her age

That's a pro and a con.

And it'll only get worse, much much worse very soon

more!

STORY NOW GODDAMMIT.

I'd probably have sex with your mom.

No way would i fuck your own mother

I convinced her to get me a subscription to Playboy when I was a kid and it turned into her watching me use them. She would like to count how many times I squirted.

You're probably right, she's around that era when she starts relying on make up
Here anons, because im nice

not many

Okay, the duckface just ruined it for me.
I am now softer than raw cookie dough.
Thanks for trying, though.

Lol you sound like a faggot redditor

She tries to be hip user sama, give her some slack

Pro: She probably will make you a sandwich after.

Con: You'll probably throw it up

No, I just find duckfaces unattractive.
Kind of like how lots of people on Sup Forums don't think a girl is hot unless she has a dick.

where you from, buddy?

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living in texas, families Italian though

Pro: I'm close to 42.
Con: She's probably out of my league.

I’d wreck your mom

>Pros
Sex
>Cons
Mom

sex with aunt is better

story?

so... if I go to Texas... will you hook it up?

My dad barely ever fucks my mom because he's always working or with his friends. My mom seems really dissatisfied with their marriage. I regularly fantasize about fucking my mom and we've always been REALLY close.

Should I make a move on her? I've seen her naked before a few times and damn man, for a woman in her 40's that body is nice

>for a woman in her 40's that body is nice

No, move on to tighter younger bodies

I've never had sex with a girl who was older than 25 though. The older body thing interests me more

Sex with a girl and her mom is pretty good.

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op you wanna fuck her kik me johnnyp547

It's not what it's cracked up to be.

Keep fucking young pussy or fuck a 30 something year old who looks good period and not just for her age

na always wanted to fuck my aunt, shes a slut with big tits but its been years since i seen her.

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I will. But I honestly just want to fuck my mom because there's something about fucking the bitch who birthed me that seems awesome

You could end up with a sister-daughter or a brother-son.......

The only people who are sexually attracted to their mother have a disorder, and wouldn't recognize the person as their mother. Unless they are jewish, for some reason they are really into incest for some reason.

Trust me I want to fuck my mom and I very much recognize her as my mom, thats kinda the whole reason the fantasy appeals to me

That's because it's the ultimate forbidden fruit.

My mom is 10/10 but I hate her and think she is disgusting so never

Exactly. Unfortunately I know mommy would never do it. Unless your mom is a total freak they aren't going to have sex with their kid, because your mom loves you enough to not want to make your relationship weird.