Haven't been laid in two years, how to get laid?

Haven't been laid in two years, how to get laid?

Preferably Asian

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Insert benis into Virginia

But I don't have a doge

This is my home though

Gay bar cause ur probs too ugly for females then

It's a choice that will change your life
Get a girlfriend or stay on Sup Forums?

Nut inside a gril's pussy

>Haven't been laid in two years, how to get laid?

Here's what you need to do
- approach women
- strike up a conversation
- get her interested
- ask her out
- entertain her for about 3 times within 2 weeks
- seduce her

A few questions for you
1. How many times a week do you lift
2. Do you have a good career
3. Any cool hobbies
4. Ever read a book about conversation & dating
5. Do you dress well
6. Do you eat well

Easy:
1) Call prostitute
2) Go to ATM
3) Withdraw $300
4) Go to meetup location with said prostitute
5) Put money on the counter
6) Undress
She'll take it from here.

I mean if you're really lazy, you can even skip step 6, she'll do it for you.

Which country?

Sir Pterry?

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You're gonna be alone forever, user.
Start fuckin dudes.

Hey outta here with your goddam advice

I can get behind this

There are prostitutes in every country. This chick is in Canada but I doubt she's a prostitute. Actually, she's always whining about rape and sex work on Facebook so maybe she is but I haven't found where she works.

QUICK!

Get a turtle with grass on it. Take a picture and post it on b

Guaranteed results.

I'd prefer to do it legally. I guess it's non prostitute whores me then

I'll get you some grass with a turtle on it

>I'd prefer to do it legally.

Are you on Match, eHarmony, PoF, OK Cupid, any?

Have you taken steps to make yourself attractive to women?

Enrolled in any courses with women to meet?

Asked your pals to set you up?

Ever thought about getting off the interwebz and interacting with real people?