SNEKS?

SNEKS?

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Bumping because my politely disgruntled cuck folder is empty

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Take me in, oh tender women. Take me in, for Heavan's sake.

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HAHA GET FUCKED YOU STUPID SNEKS

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"Oh well," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"

Said the woman to a snake.

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oh shit waddup!

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>Take me in, oh tender woman
>Take me in, for heaven's sake

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She wrapped him up all cozy in a curvature of silk

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Fug this just happened to my WiiU gamepad charger cable.

Now she clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful," she cried

But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died

>But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died

OP post best post

This

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Take me in, oh tender woman
Take me in, for Heaven's sake.
Take me in, oh tender woman

sighed the vicious, vicious snake.

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Oh shut up, silly woman, said the reptile with a grin

You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

Cute

been meaning to ask.
from where did this maymay come from?
I get the "we was kangz "bit

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Ayo hol up

More or less, it's a factor of our Declaration of independence.

If you haven't read it before you should. It's pretty much our trigger document.

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This isn't from the Declaration, but just check this shit out.

>You have the rights antecedent to all earthly governments; rights that cannot by repealed or restratined by human laws; rights derived from the Great Legislator of the Universe

-John Adams, Second President of the United States.

>rights derived from the Great Legislator of the Universe

TIP FEDORA

That's correct. We didn't want to live in a theocracy.

But if you would like to, Italy, then show us the way.

Heh

>no goonswarm reference

literally one job senpai.

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i don't understand this meme

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lolbertarian here

This one is my favorite.

This might help explain why no one has told you about this meme...

oh shit waddup