Oldfags How did you fap before the nets?

Oldfags How did you fap before the nets?

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Squiggle porn was the shit d00d. Then if you were lucky you'd find a porn mag in the woods and material to beat off for weeks.

Dad's old playboys. Victoria's Secret catalog. HBO. Sports illustrated swimsuit issue. Sister's teen magazine.

When none of those were to be found, we used our imagination.

Spying on my step sister when i was really young then i found a playboy

Eurofag here, porn magazines that I'd steal out of my brother's room. Also cable TV had lots of porn going on after about 11.30pm. Which was some pretty vanilla shit, but when you're 14.. anything'll do .

I watched the snowy Playboy channel because we didn't pay for it but it kind of half way came through. And also what the earlier user posted with the imagination thing. In high school tapes (VHS). Never really cared for mags or still photos.

>Victoria's Secret catalog
More like a Sears catalog and turning to the bra section.

You're using oldfags wrong you newfag bitch.

playboy from 1980-1984, penthouse from about the same time. I've fapped to this lady a good 500 times.

>if you were lucky you'd find a porn mag in the woods
This is completely true. Back then, porn would be stashed anywhere kids could hide it. (Remember, this was in the halcyon age when children roamed free, without supervision. Talking the '60s-'70s.) So, it was a pretty regular occurrence for one to be found and then word would get out.

This movie.

Cinemax. Emmanuelle, anything with Kira Reed...

Not proud of it.

holy shit, yes. When Dr. Durand Durand tries t murder her with the sex machine...

You should be ashamed. Have you no shame. You look like John Lovetts to me.

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Found my first porno mag in bushes in the side of the road. Gent magazine. Thicc bitches that were prime whacking material for months!!

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This is completely accurate.
I got my hands on a few porn mags before my mom cleaned my room and found them

No shit, right? That shit would go in the spank bank part of the brain and would be the go to shit for weeks or months. Porn was more rare than gold.

VHS PORN

This. It's how the term "spank bank" originated.

Started fapping when I was 13. Internet came out when I was about 20, and several years after that I finally could afford a computer and internet at home. Even then dialup was slow as shit, so fapping material was strictly still pics.

That's a lot of fucking fapping done by imagination only.

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OG FapCraft

In the family jewels?

they used to broadcast scrambled porn over the air in the 80s. You needed a box to decode. The first movie I saw was called something like puss in boots it was about girls in the army. Strangely they censored out images of penises but showed vaginas. BJ scenes were very confusing.

Im guessing most of us used our dad's stash.
Except the niggers. They aint got no dad to provide them with nude mags and VHS vintage porn.

on the telephone?!

My friends and I would steal porno mags. Without that, it was Victoria's Secret or any catalog with a bra section.

When we were blessed, someone would come into possession of a VHS porn tape.

Abandoned hobo camps in the woods were like a fucking gold mine of porn.

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VCRs were all the rage, Are used to sneak this down to my room.

In high school we used to hang out with our friends parents that owned a cheap motel, you'd be surprised at the boxes of porn and shit that people would leave behind. He'd give them to me as his parents would throw the stuff away if they found it.

>Oldfags How did you fap before the nets?
I had a Kodak slideshow of beach nudes from Germany when I lived in England.

>Have you no shame
We are both posting in a thread, on a dirty image board filled with absolute fucking degenerates about jerking off.
I dont think shame is even a factor anymore.

I fapped to comic book art, magazine sex appeal ads, sears bra section, Fredrick's of Hollywood, video game art, history book photos/art, Girls Gone Wild ads, the Diablo instruction manual...

You might be impressed with your ability to find fap material absent of the internet. It's like a survival instinct, you find inspiration everywhere once your thirsty enough.

Oldfag is old. This poster.

I ruined this tape from watching it too much.

>dialup was slow as shit

You'd spend forever downloading a gif from a bulletin board, "beautiful busty lady" and it would be some pig, and it would take like 7 minutes to download, those were the days.

Ahh, I remember the gritty Lo Def VHS porn. Still got the job done. Kids these days cant fap unless they see the razor burn and cellulite.

Movie quote from Barbarella, Dildano

Sears catalog.

J.C.Penny Catalogs

Oh, shit, that reminds me. I beat off to the D&D Monster Manual and Deities & Demigods, because of drawn titties. Pic related.

I used to work at a video store, this was a very popular title there were many sequels.

bird watching

>I would steal porno mags

Yeah, went with a friend on a Sunday, as the paper was real thick and you could conceal one in between, the old clerk caught us, gave us a lecture and told us never to come back. It was in a A & P grocery

I thought there were only 2 in the Taboo Series. Taboo American Style (also great) had 4.

To Polaroids of your mom's beaver

7 minutes?!? That would be good. Back at the 1200bps days of BBSes you would download what you HOPED was porn aw 192x280 pixels and hope someone wasn't trolling you. RLE, not even GIF was out then. Sometimes even ASCII pics. Shit was hard to come by in the early 80's on digital.

That body and Dawn Wells was only married for 5 years in the early 60s. No children. She is 78 now.

She's a robot, she doesn't have age.

Not really...

I was 10...

Old widow lady down the street was having a garage sale.

She had a box of old magazines, labeled NatGeo

Back then, national geographic sometimes had naked African boobies.

Bought the box for 50 cents.

Took it back to the shed with friends.

Started unpacking the box, and got the fucking jackpot...

Her late husband had hidden his stash of Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustlers at the bottom of the box.

Mfw I saw all them naughty naked ladies.

Mfw my 10yo peen couldn't even boner.

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Not sure if worse than sears...

>Sometimes even ASCII pics
Kek, I remember a shitty strip poker game I'd play just to beat off to 8-bit tits.

I'm ashamed to admit I beat off to this show many time as a kid. Robo girl with working parts... still get hard thinking about it. Vicky was her name?

im pretty sure john lovetts was not mentioned in the original script of babarella.

This is how I got it done

Nothing wrong with that. I got the lunchbox FFS. This or Sheena, Queen of the Desert. Looking back, Tanya Roberts had some bolt-ons, but when you're 11 or 12 it doesn't matter because tits.

Apple II. Yeah, those were the days trying to get nip pics. Ha!

I jerked off to pictures of cops in uniform in newspapers. You can imagine my joy when the internet became a thing.

Also hunting magazines because I had a thing for fat men in camo with guns.

a few times with this show.

Mostly magazines - hustlers barely legal, asian fever, and some import chinese porn mag called hong kong 97.

Marty we have to go back

For some reason I wanted give it hard to Lisa Turtle even though she's a half a buck.

Oh no you have some watching to do.

I wore out 2 VHS copies fapping to her.

Beast master was hot.

Remember this:

youtube.com/watch?v=jHVOGFG-mCo

Fuck yeah! Hill was the late night fap show.

To my own death, NOW I AM GOD. So i dont give a fuck about anything.

Look for the morning star.

Imagination.

I actually got lucky.

When I started fapping at around 11, I found and stole a VHS tape from Blockbuster. The cases on the shelves never contained the movies, but this filing cabinet did.

Well, my mom brought me to Blockbuster and the store was empty aside from the store manager and us. Mom asks about a movie and he goes to check the cabinet (which was by the corner of the desk so I didn't have to be BEHIND the desk to get it) and couldn't find it so he runs in the back quickly. I pop my head around the corner while looking at movie toys for fun and see the 'ADULT' labeled section on the cabinet with VHS tapes. I grabbed the first one I could find, something like,'Alice's Anal Desires," and put it under my coat. Nobody knew the wiser. Kept it until I turned 20-ish for nostalgia, then got rid of it when moving from one Uni to another.

I got super lucky again, because I was at the mall at like Victoria Secret for whatever reason at 15 (Probably to get mental images to rub one out when not able to use my VHS tapes I acquired years earlier) and again the store was pretty dead. I saw this chick (Easily a 8/10, really nice ass tucked in jeans and a crop-top, just fucking sexy as shit in the early 90s) who went into the changing room with a two piece bathing suit and pink lacy lingerie for a few. When she came out and the door was wide open, one the little bench was the lingerie she left behind to not buy and while the cashier and her were preoccupied at the register, I slipped in and put them in my pocket.

When my mom picked me up I bolted to my room, and whiffed them out. They smelt delicious, and they had a smell for a few weeks before it eventually went away. Wasn't a nasty or fishy smell, but the smell of a good pussy right before you eat it out.

Used to put the panties on my face and beat my dick to the VHS tapes like nothing, came buckets my first time. Even brought the panties to school with me two or three times to beat my dick off.

Sitting on the botom of our small neighborhood's pool, wearing one these.

Mentally cataloguing all the tits that would pop out when ripe girls (wearing poorly fitting 80s bikinis) jumped or dove in

Had to wait for my dad to go to work and used his porn. Also stole porn mags from the local pharmacy. Then when I turned 12 me and the girl across the street started fucking. Moved a few years later and shortly after got the internet - then the gloroous LimeWire, Kazaa, and Imesh days began and I was done jerking off to papet like a pleb.

JC Penny/Sears Catalogs, bra and panties section

playboy magazine or sports illustrated swimsuit edition

Jane Leeves

I had a thing for uniforms, so I would always get dressed in my scout uniform and fap when I was home alone.

My sister walked in on me as I was cumming one day. I spurted and stared her straight in the eye. She ran away screaming.

yeah, there were always stashes of porn in the woods

Anyone remember the leechnet? It was supposed to be napster of porn and lasted a month till cp was posted on it.

>Imagination
>School library.
>Friend's "educational videos"
>Olympic games on TV

I wonder if anybody actually exercised to those ESPN shows like bodyshaping ?

there were these things called magazines once

what about basic instinct? that shit had some great scenes to fap to

This

Back when incest porn had a plot. I may need to find these. I do love Kay Parker. A milf before that was even a word. She warped my young mind and is probably one of the reasons I will forever be a bush man.

Stole my dad's Hustler magazines, started buying them on my own when I was old enough.
Had many photos of my ex-wife (we had just gotten married back then) to fap to.

nope, i always stuck to news groups

The Specialist, had some major tits in it.

>Oldfags How did you fap before the nets?

BBSes

I actually spanked it to the deformed faced witches in that. They had some smoking bodies.

One of the cable tv channel had a softcore porn series playing past midnight.

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Fuck we're all old shits. Fuck!

Started as a Ginger guys. But my stance evolved and became a Maryann guy. Sadly she never got nude.

alt.binaries.multimedia.erotica

Nice dubs
>instant diamonds
I remember this scene, not a fan of bushes but I'd do a fuck of a lot to fuck Kay.