ITT: We try and say something bad about Tom Hanks.
>you can't
ITT: We try and say something bad about Tom Hanks
Daniel Anderson
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Caleb Butler
One day he'll die and deprive us of new movies starring Tom Hanks.
Lincoln Evans
He's mortal
Elijah Flores
He's a Jew loving liberal
Camden Sanders
He had a 2 year affair with his current wife before he dumped his first wife and married the affair.
Anthony Lewis
He abandoned Peter Scolari to pursue his solo career.
Ian Phillips
He thinks feminine penises are gay
Jeremiah Sullivan
Every movie he does is Oscar bait.
Grayson Wilson
OP said something bad
Adrian Harris
liberal douche.
next?
Nathan Ross
No shit? I'd like a source if you've got one.
kek try harder
Anthony Walker
Joe versus the volcano
Fuck Tom hanks
Jacob Miller
Aw, c'mon. The "brain cloud"? "I have no response to that." That shit had some comedy gold in it.
Zachary Miller
His producer sent him a script about a lawyer who was fired for having aids
Tom hanks read it and said he'd do the film... Cause it was the funniest thing he's ever read.
In 1994 Tom Hanks once pretended to be mentally handicapped for six straight weeks.
He even filmed it and then submitted it to the Academy Awards.
Then after he won an Oscar he called the Down Syndromed actor,
Who played Corky on the TV show life goes on and said;
"Now who's retarded?" Then he said "you are." and he hung up on him.
Oliver Long
He has type 2 diabetus
Ryan Hall
>No shit? I'd like a source if you've got one.
He met rita Wilson on the 1985 movie volunteers. They started shacking up and 2 years later he divorced his wife and married Rita.
Nathaniel Murphy
>Commenting on the affair, he adds, "Well, yeah, I did happen to be married at the time. And there's nothing to celebrate about that."
Huh. He was first married at 22. I can't condone his affair, but I can understand how it happened. Why do people get married so early?
Ryan Powell
most of his movies are god-tier. nothing bad to say
Jack Adams
Posted this in another thread, but "Mazes and Monsters" is irredeemable.
Grayson Price
Saw it happen a lot in college. Kid from small town who's never really left home before meets a girl who has basically the same background. They start fucking, and playing pretend dorm marriage. thinks it's the greatest thing ever. Get married right after college pump out kids and 5 years later are the most miserable people in the world. Saw it happen to a good friend just like that. To be fair a lot of college sweetheart marriages work out fine but a lot are mistakes.
Sebastian Morris
all the pro hanks propaganda out there kinda makes me think he's a moloch worshipping pedophile.
James Morgan
Tom Hanks is Jesus in disguise. Steven Spielberg is Satan.
Nolan Sullivan
He is. GOD EXISTS. Buddha is not a false prophet.
Blake Lopez
Bentley Walker
Liberal.
Parker Gray
Cuck.
Asher Sanchez
Cloud Atlas was a terrible movie.
That's about all I can think of.
Joshua Torres
His spoof of "Toddlers and Tiaras" was fucking funny as hell.
Joshua Price
He's not really David S. Pumpkins