Time traveler here. Bored late at night and a little lonely. I can talk here because I have plausible deniability. I'm not going to fight with anyone about whether or not I'm telling the truth. Either assume I am, or don't bother because you won't get a response.
Anyone wanna chat?
What happens with the Trump presidency
how does your time traveling work?
Can't go into details, but thankfully he's the worst president I can think of. One term.
who wins super bowl 52?
Do we sort out global warming
Have they made a new spawn movie yet
Quick question. Have you heard of a celebrity with lastname "french" in the future?
Confirmed hoax. Fuck off newfag you're not special.
I don't know the science of it. In fact, only a very select few people are allowed to know. I know that I was put into a room and laid on a table, and they gave me 5 syringes full of different drugs, the last one knocking me out. I woke up in a bunker and it's now a different year. They intentionally put us under so we can't know any details. The same thing will be done for my trip back.
why do you travel to 2017?
This.
I honestly have no idea. I don't watch football. Sorry.
what year u from futurefag?
bullshit who wouldn't bring an alamanac. Trump brought one.
How messed up is the u.s.?
I was actually hired to travel to 2016. I've been here since January 8th, 2016. It's part of my job. I'll be here until February of 2020.
I wasn't allowed to bring anything whatsoever. Just a photo of my family.
No more messed up than is now, really. Rich get richer, poor get poorer. Homeless is thankfully less of a problem, actually.
I can't say the exact year but between 2100 and 2250.
Any cool tech
How long do people live to
how did you learn the antiquated English from the 21st century?
Phones get better. Some pretty cool VR stuff. VR rooms, projection tech, etc. Medical tech is better, so third world countries have a much better deal.
>Anyone wanna chat?
Yes, lets talk tech. What is the technical means you have for achieving time travel? How does it work?
Language doesn't evolve nearly as much or as quickly as it did before the advent of the internet. When the world became connected, so did language. It's harder to have variations on words and accents when you see the same things every day.
>im a lonely poorguy
thats nice, fuck off now
I explained above: We're intentionally kept in the dark on that. It's an intensely closely guarded secret. Even if I knew, I wouldn't be allowed to say. All I know is that there's an injection of some sort of drugs prior to the process.
How's global warming and Earth's ecosystem doing in the future? Will we unfuck the planet?
bump this question
where is your time machine and what is it?
So, who is elected president in 2020?
are people mindlessly hooked on the future internet?
supreme autism roleplaying
Why? You would never be able to replicate it, or steal it unless they wanted you to.
when am i going to die?
Is travel to parallel universes possible in your time, ala, Rick and Morty?
We don't know. We assume not, but it's never been tested.
Are there any advances in hyper travel as predicted by our god elon musk
I think it's more to hide any and all parts of the process from us so we're unable to tell a foreign agent/entity/anyone anything that may help them replicate it themselves.
What kind of porn do people enjoy in the future? Any illegal celebrity sex clones? Any great games on VR? What is a popular game and can you describe it?
zero dollars? this is bug?
2020 thats a bit of a long time
>how do you past the time
>will you be waking up the same age that you where and you first time traveled
>Cool cool
Does anything pretty significant happen to Japan in the future?
But why here tho?
Can you tell us what you mission is in this era?
Fucking weeb
>does anything happen to Japan
Kek
Hey OP i am a time traveler too
wanna hook up and suck each other off?
sense everyone in the future is gay i figure you might want to
Yes, sadly, a huge earthquake and tsunami causes it to sink into the sea forever. Nothing of value was lost.
Lmfao. Utter bullshit.
What year are you from and why did you come back to 2017 and what and when is the next huge world event to happen
>Nothing of value was lost.
WTF?
>Language doesn't evolve nearly as much or as quickly as it did before the advent of the internet. When the world became connected, so did language. It's harder to have variations on words and accents when you see the same things every day.
Wrong wrong wrong, language changes faster now because anyone can make up a word and have it known throughout the world by tomorrow. That connection we have from the internet has resulted in language changing faster in the last decade than in the century before it.
Please try harder before you attempt to play time traveler in another thread.
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>What kind of porn do people enjoy in the future? Any illegal celebrity sex clones? Any great games on VR? What is a popular game and can you describe it?
OP please answer these questions
Kek
when you left the future, did you arrive at the same relative location or different continent, here in the past?
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I'll go back 4 years older than I was when I left. Funny story: My wife is 2 years older than me, but when I get back I'll be older than her. I pass the time by watching movies and browsing the web.
What's the need to be on Sup Forums?
The entire basis of the English language hasn't changed in a very long time. The English we spoke in 1950 is very similar to the English we spoke in 2150. There are different words that trend, but the foundation of the language has stayed the same. Slang and local words are less prevalent in a connected world.
Please try harder if you want to derail my thread.
How many people died in the 2019-2021 famine? Do you believe Trump's heart attack was an assassination attempt by Melania with the support of her home country?
>I have plausible deniability
>Can't go into details
Bullshit on the very first question.
Porn is still porn, I guess? It's not really much different. No celebrity sex clones. There are some pretty good VR games. There's a place in my hometown that's a huge warehouse and it's almost like a VR holodeck. You go to hyper realistic worlds like middle earth.
Is there a cure for cancer
Only one I'll respond to:
When I say "plausible deniability" I mean if I reveal something unintentionally that I shouldn't have, most people will pass it off as bullshit and move on with their lives. You could say saying what I'm saying right now, I'm defeating the purpose. I just don't want to sit here and defend myself the whole time. I want to talk in general.
Are you from the future or the pass?
If future do we cute cancer?
If pass have you used a vr headset yet?
I don't know what the hell you're talking about. None of that happened.
This post isn't me. (OP)
Can't say the exact year. I came back to 2016 (until 2020) to collect data, as is my job.
I like wasting peoples time
Also not me. (OP). Real answer is because I can speak here freely and my replies will disappear eventually.
What area should we be looking at to invest in to get the best return?
This. Any current or new companies to look out for to invest into?
Have we meet aliens yet and if so what are they like. Is the future actually better and are robots a common commodity
The dragon dildo market is going to explode. Invest all your money into dragon dildo stock and you'll be looking at 6-12 figures
OP here. I'm heading out of the thread as I have to leave in 8 minutes. Thanks for stopping by and talking to me.
TELL US ABOUT THE ALIENS
I'm interested to know the circumstances for why you're in this time. You mentioned that there are rules you have to follow; is this some sort of program, or experiment? Were you selected, did you volunteer, or is it a punishment?
What conflicts are fought in the immediate future? How is warfare different in your time? What is the extent of space travel?
Let's see that pic of your family
Why would someone from your time own a hard copy of a picture
What country are you in?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fucking amateur porn??? So overrated ffs, go to porn website and its 70℅ amateur shit??? One camera view, low quality, ugly girl and some faggot with a TINY dick? FUCK AMATEUR PORN. FUCK THIS FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
requires no batteries, easily portable. He also never states if it's a hard copy, a hologram, a digital photo.
Larp ITT sucks compared to larp on other boards
No creativity fam