/mlb/ generals - TRADITION edition

TB: Wilson Ramos (knee) likely out until July?
CHC: Report: Travis Wood to sign with Royals
MIA: Mattingly: Bour to be given everyday at-bats
SF: Bum, Giants have not talked extension lately
TB: Jake Odorizzi had arbitration hearing Monday
SEA: Nationals do one year + option with 1B Lind
CIN: Reds finalize minors deal with Bronson Arroyo
NYM: Familia expected at Mets camp on Tuesday
NYM: Harvey (shoulder) says he is healthy for ST
CIN: Reds' Price: Jose Peraza set to start at 2B
CHC: Travis Wood nearing deal with unnamed club
KC: Royals, Maness agree to minor league pact

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Matt Harvey will win the 2017 NL Cy Young.

Royals

Mariners!

I'll let your thoughts on this marinate in this thread too

Give me some a (you) and your ace will be healthy all season
the baseball gods have granted me this power

Trouts

(you)

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My team has 5 aces

sorry mate
i dont have that much power

ill keep porcello healthy
cant do anything about Sales elbow

>weighted reliever management plus

Fangraphs has gone completely off the deep end

Rags

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i think at this point upper management grabs three random scrabble tiles out of a bag and then makes an intern develop a new metric from it just to fuck with them

hopefully genetics won't do this weird leapfrog thing and Jeter's kid won't come out looking like his hideous sister

We're not doin A-rod tuhday, oghkay. We've done enuf a-rod oghkay

Q pls stay healthy for trade

granted astros fan

Psshh well we have enough autism here to do that too

Quick some make three believable stats out of my randomly picking 3 sets of 3 chars

WMA
KDR
LWE

> mfw people think the DH is a good idea
> mfw people think the Jays will be good

Free outs babby league getting uppity again

nth for most qt SS

i feel like i can actually see that happening.

>KDR

Kevin Durant Ratio:
How much a player looks like in physical appearance to NBA superstar Kevin Durant.

Scale:
from 0.00 to 1.00

Usage example:
Mike Trouts KDR is 0.05, cracka aint look nuthin like KD at all.

Is he best girl?

> fat ass who cant play half the game babies cant win the world series
Keep crying bitch nigga, theres no rule that says pitchers have to suck at hitting.

I'm not reading this crybaby pisspants essay

Hello ladies

Who is the all-time leader in Weight Homerun Asterisks Above Average+ (WHAAA+)?

>WMA
weight management assessment
how much muscle or fat a player gains or loses in the offseason. Developed specifically for Sandoval

weighted man on average - billy butler
klutzy defensive runs - runs saved that kind of looked hard to watch
losing with energy - kind of like an OTL

The AL had 64 WS to the NL's 48

*Weighted

I messed up

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Bartolo colon

> 2 sentences
> essay
Its true what they say about AL fags being low IQ A.D.D ridden troglodytes. Muh long balls, muh offensive power house. Thinking about who to play is hard.

SAD!

Can I get some Entries Above Replacement stats? Fangraphs isn't loading for me rn.

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KDR
Kershaw something ratio
ratio of how good someone is in regular season v postseason
someone help me with the d

> counting non modern era WS
> all those yankees WS for the AL
Nice league you pathetic fucks

disappointment

Are there other presidents' cards?

>You can't count these specific World Series wins because they don't meet my conditions that I deem fair

shit, that was so easy

the AL West is a knock against the Arcade League being "better"

Allen and ginter yeah i got a bunch

Damn thats good

Cycles man

Who has the highest KDR in the league?

I would like more cards topps of other presidents of USA

Thai?

>the memeiners, asstros, and rags being eternally terrible is just a "phase"

fuck off
rings are over rated

:^)

I don't trade through mail

Since the DH was introduced in 73 the AL has won 3 more
Since the luxury tax was introduced in 94 the exact same number of WS have been won at 11.

AL babies are trash and need hitting """""experts"""""" to win

>yfw da happ wins da cy

This will be the order:

1. Kluber
2. Tanaka
3. Paxton
4. Quintana

kek. this is something that modern dodger fans would say

>doyer fans would actually prefer a division win over a pennant
ycmtsu

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>AL west
you mean the division with the 3rd best team in the league's history?

please dont be talking about the mariners lol

ban all leafs

>AL has significantly more wins than the NL prior to the DH
>The gap is basically non-existent once the DH is introduced
>Claim that the AL need DHs to win
You refuted your own argument

Any Nats news?

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@74214000
Its your bed time

has your team ever won 116 games?
thats right, they didnt
only one other team has and they just won a ring so consider that next time you want to shit talk the GOAT Mariners

Bryce just hit a walk off bomb

@74214046
Have your mom tuck you in now.

I'm talking about the A's
You know, the one with 9 rings?

what do i have to do to lick this stomach?

Phantom (You)s are the sweetest candy

@74214056
enjoy lad

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BUST

nah next kluber - happ pitching duel going 15 innings senpai

> kyle swarber needing to prove anything
He played great for a guy with 1 leg in the WS with no practice before hand.

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Sorry cole can't be saved. You're ridong a sinking ship at this point

Then I want my (you) back.

Free (you)s from the goat

that guy wasnt me
ill keep your you and keep cole safe
dont worry buddy

That's a weird picture of Manny Mota

You get two goats, ha!

>Bonds holds up a 1
>Kanye holds up a 2
Holy fucking shit, this is spooky. Did they plan this?

has anyone been to a ws game?
bonus points if it was the clinching game
extra bonus points if your team lost

no
but im going to the Mariners 2017 clinching game

Desmond can play 1B... right?

thx

Have another (you) as a token of my appreciation.

How expensive are the average series tickets for the nosebleeds anyways
I wonder what the difference would be between a WS seat in the shittiest part of Yankee stadium vs the shittiest part of like Petco or the Trop

Is an horse a athlete /mlb/?

I believe so
It goes through training and has physicals and all that. And it gets "paid" by getting to fuck the choicest mares/stallions when it retires

nice quads

when you get right down to it

back against the wall, gun to your head

is andy pettitte a starting pitcher?

WE MADE IT MARINER BROS

HAPPY P&C DAY!!!

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