My ex is drunk texting me

My ex is drunk texting me.

Dubs decides what i say to her

Send nudes

I miss you and I still love you. Now open bobs and show vagene

Holy shit that was fast lmao

the dubs have spoken.

Checked

OP wont do it cause he is a giant faggot that should kill himself

potential for interesting thread

You're over-reacting.

is she hot tho?
post pics

You bastard

dubs decides what i say next

You can read send them so I can beat my meat

Miss your tits

I found out last week my brother has cancer

I want to put you over my knee and spank you. Would you like that?

are you blind bitch?

Send nudes. You heard me. Don't make me ask again.

I miss your body

"Show me what I'm missing"

If you really miss me, send nudes

I miss your naked body and I want to lick it up and down like a postage stamp. Would you shave your cunt for me?

I miss your hot body, don't you remember how I used to fuck it?

Your tits. Show them to me.

The thought of running over protesters in my car gives me a boner, send me some pics

Send me your nudes so I can jerk my dick

I wanna suck a creamy shit log out of your nigger faggot ass.

I never really liked you for anything besides your body

bump

Send nudes, bitch.

Im a nigger faggot

I want you to break my dick like my father broke my hopes and dreams

Lmaooooo

If you could talk him a bit of a deeper voice, we could pretend you're a guy and I'd let you peg me.

m'lady i just desire an image of thine naked form so I can stroke mine cock :^)

You caught me with my dick out, and I'm not stopping

Ouch

Ohhhhh shit

Checked

Tits and a time stamp or gtfo

WINNER

Please, I miss you too

Hahahahahaha I fucking got you you bitch. If you don't deliver after saying send nudes you're a real fucking cunt

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double checked

Deliver this shit OP

cheq'd

Witnessed

I1I1I1!!

You wouldn't happen to want to try some chloroform? Now with only 75% of suspicious anal leakage when you wake up!

Post her nudes. maybe crop out her face or some shit. hold a sign saying,

"this one's for you user."

we struck a chord

Use the image messaging feature to send me pictures that you have just taken of yourself, in which you are not wearing any clothes and are in fact revealing all or part of your erogenous zones. This will give me an erection and I will most likely masturbate to memories of our time together

but seriously, send nudes

the random guys on internet I show our conversations to

We got God with this one boys

I fart in your general direction. Good day.

Sorry that was my mom she took my phone and always thought you were hot lol.

Sooo... nudes?

A free man

Whats next op

post her this

Are your boobs big enough you can suck your own nipple

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hahahaha oh my god OP is fucked out of nudes for sure.

Roll

ask her "well are you sending them or not..?"

bump

This, for the potential

My new cat wants to see some nudes because she got sick and is in the bed.

Your mom gave me a hand job

Or

Get tested, I gave you herpies

boi if you dont get

roll

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GODDAMN CHAMP
IF I GET DUBS SAY
"You're just not that good of a person. I don't miss you, I'm just being honest with you because I care"

CHEKT

Lmfao she's getting pissed

sorry im back on drugs idk what to do anymore i should just kill myself

now, show me those sweeeeet tittays

roses r red
violets r blue
u r a nigger
i've got the flu

You can still come over and suck my dick though

you're*

*you're :^)

jk just meant i always had the hots for you, even after everything and still jerk it to thinking about you every now and again

I just miss seeing your body, so I would love to see it if you would just send a pic.

But in all seriousness...lemme see dat boi pussy one more time

This better end in nudes

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she's the one who misses u kek

correct her spelling you're*

Can I sniff one of your delectable farts one last time m'lady?

We got some sick dubs coming in OP, you better deliver on em all

win fucking rar

Win

...

Winnar

You came to me first, like you always used to do

oh jesus

*you're

WINRAR

Fuck you too. I hope you die with the pain of a thousand suns slowly.

Send her the pic too