Stupid gay cartoons (for virgins) thread

Stupid gay cartoons (for virgins) thread.

>i want to see fur dicks


That's what i read

I'm not a virgin, can I post here anyways?

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You're giving folks some mixed messages then.

Yeah, but I don't care about that.

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Alright, hang out here so you can point and laugh or whatever non-virgins do.

You mean real boys?

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Yeah real men talk.
The Patricians, the Kings and Council, the Lords and Dukes.

Not me, im a plebian, a virgin.

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And the fools, eh, Nibi?

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No fools here, just virgins and people who arent (people who matter).

I am a fool, Nibi.

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Then you're a virgin and a liar. The worst kind of virgin, a virgin who lies about his virginity.
Those kinda virgins get their genitals cut off and skin flayed.

I'm not a virging, I'm a fool. Remember, you said virgins are the plebians. Fools belong to the court.

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You're not getting my language or my black and white world view. GETTING ANGRY

You speak like a red man, Nibi. I can only make out bits and pieces.

Is that weird guy who wants to hit me in a sexual manner still around?

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you fags are still doing this

All night.

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cute pic

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I gave myself a foot job once. I don't see the appeal

Sorry for bad resolution

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It's like autofellatio; it's only really fun if someone does it to you, otherwise you just wind up sore and kind of disappointed

Guys I gotta say, loving someone who isn't family sure feels good.

Especially when that person has a sweet ass and is into CD /swoon

The art of our necessities is strange
That can make vile things precious.

You saying I'm some kind of degenerate faggot?

Mark it, nuncle.

I'll mark you for death m8 i swer on me mum

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You are not worth the dust which the rude wind blows in your face.

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>implying any humans are
C'mon now

Humanity must perforce prey upon itself, like monsters of the deep.

Until we find a suitable distraction, like lizard people or an extraterrestrial invasion. Then we can celebrate the slaughter of yet another species

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The weight of this sad world, we must obey,
what we feel we must not say.

>Things ill never have
Its okay, im reciprocated with apathy.

Says who?

Want to watch the sunrise?

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It's still out there. Look harder

What am I looking for?

Fortune, that arrant whore.

I watch the sunset usually.

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I can't tell you that, only you can decide what you want

Yeah she's a bitch isn't she?

Both are good. I already watched the sunset though, maybe today's sunrise will be as gorgeous as it was on my birthday

I wanna fuck young men, but no one wants a virgin.

I only watch the sunset out here in Texas. The sunrise in this part of the state is nothing spectacular. Back in my desert in California, the sunrise was spectacular, but the sunsets were mesmerizing.

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Don't advertise it, then. I'm sure you've watched enough porn to know how sex works, it's pretty easy to figure out. Make sure you get a blowjob first, though, don't want to bust too early and disappoint your partner. Speaking from experience heh

I have a picture of that particular sunrise on my phone; the one from my birthday. I'll upload it here in a second. I spent a little time out in LA once, visiting family. The sunsets were beautiful. Can't say I watched the sunrise though. Back in those days getting up before 2pm was a rarity

Im too old to start, so nah. Cant have it.
No one wants to have sex with an autistic virgin.

Who said I was up before 2pm?

I felt really lucky that day, like the earth was smiling for me

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That sunset has so few colors in it. Back home I would get the entire rainbow in a light pastel.

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You're defeating yourself before even having started trying. Relax, plenty of autistic virgins out there who would be dtf

Nobody said that

That's a sunrise, dingdong. And there -was- a rainbow so neener

Exactly.

I dont want to have sex with an autistic virgin. They're ugly, stupid, and I want to gas em.

The time I was able to get sex is long gone and everyone is calling me entitled.
"Entitled" to virginity apparently.

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Sunrises aren't these bland solid color things with little variation. We got two rainbows everyday that covered the entire sky and colored the valley floor in a blanket of the most spectacular hues.

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More like entitled to quads

Nobody owes you sex, though. If someone wants to give it up to you, they'll likely do it. Or at least tell you. It's important to remember that; no matter how many nice words you say to someone, no matter how many drinks or gifts you buy them, they don't owe you jack.

So move back if you're so enthralled by it. Otherwise just appreciate what there is

I can't afford to move back. I plan on returning when I am older.

You're older now, though.

And now you're even older.

Spooky, huh?

That's what Ive been trying to tell you, no one's going to have sex with me no matter what I do.

Whoops, thumbnail

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I am not old enough yet. I plan on spending the last decade of my life there and I am going to die when I am 60.

Would you like a formal guide to courtship? I'm pretty well versed in romance, being a sappy faggot and all

Unless you're just looking to fuck the nearest slut. In which case, my only advice is to use a condom

Plenty of time to take advantage of the capitalist system in which we reside. Take whatever you make, and slap "Luxury" or "Deluxe" on it, mark the price up around 5000%, and those rich dipshits will eat it up.

Forgot my image

Im not interested in sluts, I only like virgins. I dont like the thought of someone else touching what's mine.

I don't want to make a lot of money, just enough to live.

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Understandable. You've narrowed it down quite a lot, though. It may very well turn out that what you want can't be obtained. You're going to have to face that possibility. Listen, true love doesn't exist anymore. Sooner or later we all come to realize this, and we learn to take the best we can find.

Sometimes we pass it up, too. I could have had multiple wonderful, successful relationships but I was too much of an antisocial, awkward faggot to say or do anything about it. I took a chance, though, with my current s/o, and things are turning out really, really well.

Remember, if you see someone you think is cute: tell them! They're probably not a virgin, but that's a good things as far as I'm concerned; the more experienced the better. Sex while both parties are virgins can be very awkward I hear.

Be honest without saying too much or being a creeper. Don't be afraid to say how you feel or put yourself out there. I'm sure you have many retorts and arguments against mine, but I'm going to bed and I won't read them.

You'll need more for California than what you'd need for Texas, I'm sure you already know

I want to have a little plot of land out in the hills on the north side of my valley. I'll build a little house and a studio and live out my final days there. My expenses have always been very low. I live a spartan lifestyle.

>Remember, if you see someone you think is cute: tell them! They're probably not a virgin
Then I dont want them. The most they'd get from me is a bullet.
If someone thinks they're too good for me and has sex with someone else while I was sitting around being a virgin then comes to me like "oh, but im more experienced now and accept you now" they can go fuck themselves.

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The plan is to get into a gallery and to sell my work. If I can sell enough to live off of that I will have no problems.