WELL IT FINALLY HAPPENED Sup Forums IT FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENED.
I went and said NIGGER in a public setting. Even worse it was at WORK. A nice unpaid suspension while they "evaluate the situation" is happening. Also all the black coworkers think I am a racist asshole and the white coworkers just distance themselves from me! It just slipped out. I knew it!! All this fucking time browsing Sup Forums ruined real life for me.
1) tell them you've been listening to rap too much and it just slipped out 2) apologize. Say that these song lyrics have been playing over and over in your head 3) memorize 'the song you were playing in your head' and demonstrate
You've been pavlov trained by rap music.
good luck
Lincoln Walker
Kek, serves you right for working with niggers
Isaiah Carter
Only a retarded sperg would yell a racial slur at work.
Luis Cooper
It just slipped out as I was talking
SE
Luis Bell
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Thomas Morales
>le Sup Forums is just satire meme
Michael Stewart
>>SE >saying nigger in philly RUN YOU FOOL
Eli Williams
What, did you just scream an offhand "NIGGER" across the office?
You fucking mad man.
Brandon Allen
Oh shit you can say nigger in finland?
Dylan Ramirez
I said nigger at work and no one one a fuck. Except the niggers, ofc.
Isaac Thompson
I'd probably just say it again and leave. I don't care anymore
Logan Anderson
In what context though you dumb nigger
What were you talking about and who did you refer to as a nigger?
Connor Martinez
Boo hoo, fucking control yourself.
>Also all the black coworkers think I am a racist asshole
You basically exposed yourself as one. You basically told all the black people where you work that you have no respect for them. They're smart not to like or trust you.
Ryder Phillips
>interacting with co-workers your first mistake
Gabriel Hall
Sup Forums is a mix of moods and tones, both seriousness and satire but you do NOT bring Sup Forums into work with you
Samuel Bennett
This isn't criminal.
Jayden Robinson
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Sebastian Martin
What if you work at Sup Forums?
Ian Bailey
This might be you're only shot.
Angel Russell
...
Lucas Parker
I said those niggers, when I meant to say those guys I wasn't talking about anyone in the office
Ryan Cruz
...
Jacob Harris
its fucking nothing then
you really got in trouble for this?
Josiah Foster
>being a wagecuck lol u dum nigger
Lincoln Ward
Eastern or Western PA?
Luke Perez
Well im sure you will survive without that minimum wage page check for a few weeks.
Logan Butler
Im pretty much a newbie and easily replaceable so yes
Matthew Long
You chimped out, and deserve it. Good riddance.
Christian Wright
My Chinese coworkers say "fucking nigger" all the time.
Luis Mitchell
nice job wagecuck
John Miller
I gon get u az jumped niggaaa
can som1 post that webm of the kid getting beat up at mc Donald's by the crowed.
Anthony Turner
>a newbie >at work
Git gud, homey.
Adrian Hill
I just called my milkman a nigger. I love my country.
Jeremiah Perry
OP THIS
I actually had a similar situation and told my boss and coworkers I'd just started listening to rap music. They bought it.
Henry Richardson
Yes, just say you listen to too much rap music and have a lot of black friends.
John Smith
Lol....pol = satire
Jonathan James
Please pretty please I need my pretty purple plum pepe
Landon Kelly
OP tell them race is a social construct so nigger isn't a real word.
This should work.
Ian Ross
Yeah but if you call someone a russian they'll slit your throat and drink from your skull chalice.
David Wood
Nice shill meme
John Gonzalez
I'm proud of you.
Oliver Cooper
>trying to find my first pad >1 month looking. Some good places, mostly bad or too expensive >Finally 1 good place, perfect spot, great price >Landlord: I built this place with love for my Wife's son >kek'd hard >I said HAHAH KEK out loud. In English anyways >Landlord knows English >Get the fuck out of my house before I beat the shit out of you Had a good laugh but fuck you Sup Forums
Gavin Hill
Come be a trucker. Cb radio is like Sup Forums.
Aiden Torres
>that flag >those trips >you're
Hudson James
>autist can't control his mouth
Jaxson Johnson
Hahahah.
Leo Nelson
u r autist man. its terminal. im sorry
Matthew Morales
>blaming Sup Forums for your lack of self control Yeah it isn't your fault at all, right? You deserve this
Xavier Richardson
fuck outta here benis
Matthew Stewart
Shit op I'm a Construction worker. I get away with racist shit all the time.
>Hey user can you believe this? The duct guy just came up and said "the fuck are y'all nigger rigging now?" Damn, I can't believe it >I know right? The NAACP gets mad if you call it that now. The correct term is afro-engineering. >goddamnit user
>user, you prejudice as hell I ain't prejudice, I just don't like niggers Laughing_monkies.wav
Sucks to be you op
Matthew Gomez
aren't they chinese though?
Juan Gutierrez
Simply tell them you identify as a gay negro and then demand a safe space because you were triggered by the criticism. Then file a complaint with HR and then sue for damages.
Luis Cook
Should of just immediately apologized, saying you listened to a whole entire 50 cent album and all three friday movies over the weekend. Worked for me a decade ago when I worked as a page in a library.
John Evans
dumb frogposter
Cameron Wilson
Private employers can do whatever they want. Funny thing is I work for a municipality and we say nigger all the time, noone gives a fuck
Daniel Ortiz
Hahaha I said nigger in the hood once, then I almost got shot, and got respect for getting up in a stone-cold fucks face
And I'll never live in Philadelphia again
Anthony Martinez
>Like blacks ever trust white people they aren't related to.
Winning a black persons trust is a pyrrhic victory anyway, because by the time you do, you know them enough to know not to trust them.
Jose Taylor
>be the only white guy at a party >song playing gets to the part with the line "man fuck these niggas" >sing along >everyone just shakes their head and laughs
Lucas Hill
what did you say/?
John Young
You fucking sperg
Kevin Anderson
/thingsthatdidn'thappen/ Reddit pls go.
Ian Myers
DINDU is the new black.
Kayden Clark
Because saying 'nigger' in public and getting suspended from your job when you could've exercised a little more discretion and self-control is somehow revolutionary and means you're le ebin redpill man XD
This board really is full of fucking teenagers, being politically incorrect in and of itself doesn't automatically make someone redpilled. . Being redpilled means speaking the objective truth even when nobody wants to hear it, not going NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER like a fucking autist.
Ryder Jenkins
You talk funny and your shits all retarded
David Thompson
>3) memorize 'the song you were playing in your head' and demonstrate
Hmm, I was going to throw feces at my professor tomorrow, and call the girl that sits next to me a degenerate whore before putting on my MAGA hat, and storming out of class with middle fingers raise, but maybe I'll reconsider now.
>I would rather spend 1 day on Earth as a Red Pilled Man than 100 years a Blue Pilled Sheep SJW Cuck
why do i recognise this.
Jacob Long
You can say nigger anywhere.
Angel White
w-w-who are you ? ? touristfag or bananaman?
Daniel Collins
go to Sup Forums and browse the rap threads to get to know some artists just in case your black coworkers approach you to check the veracity of your story
Brayden Gonzalez
>WELL IT FINALLY HAPPENED Sup Forums IT FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENED.
You should find a job in a Mormon owned company....they're just as "racist" (a word used to shame whites with "white guilt" in order to get them to self-censor...a jew trademark) as we are.
Robert Rodriguez
Don't forget to call a co-worker who comes into work late "CPT"
Brandon Howard
>Or the fact that burgerland punishes for thought crime >Owning a private business >Not covering your ass against a discrimination lawsuit because of some autist who can't leave his mongolian fingerpuppet imageboard memes at home
I really hope your post is bait.
Asher Rogers
>mfw some people around the world get in trouble for saying racists things