What's your excuse?

What's your excuse?

Don't have enough money to pay her the same amount

not good enough in photoshop lul

She's as fucking fat as you are, so wtf are you even asking?

Guess my heads too human sized, need to get mine shrunk like his.

i get sick of people after an hour or so a day, tops and cant stand the idea of having to hang out with the same person in everything i do.?

what happens if i want to go abroad on an impulse or stay in bed for a say or get freakish addicted to the gym or my studies?

my standards are too high to get with a fatty

I am not that fat

Then you are fucked.
Enjoy being alone

sounds more like a reason than an excuse