>Italian neurosurgeon Dr. Sergio Canavero has announced that a Chinese patient will receive the world’s first head transplant in December 2017 - if the surgeon can receive the funding and approval.
>Head transplant doctor asks ‘billionaires like Zuckerberg’ to help give Russian man new body
What kind of body will you choose when this operation becomes routine.
>What kind of body will you choose when this operation becomes routine.
10/10 woman's body /thread
Luis Cooper
None because I'm not a disabled, leech on society.
Cameron Wood
Catgirl K-Pop Idol. On one hand muh fetish, on the other its a rather unassuming body type that likely wouldnt draw attention from the cops.
Christian Garcia
Stroke-softly stroke chan!
Jackson Howard
can someone please make a cute stroke chan one of these days
Anthony Diaz
Interesting thought. Would a male mind have to make new neural pathways to control different mechanisms of a female body?
Parker Smith
Stroke softly, Stroke-chan! Keep on rolling.
John Myers
new meaning on the rich eating the poor.
but I doubt you could move a man's body onto a woman's for now.
the body needs to line up with the nervous system where it will be attached. They are going to wait for someone with a similar body type to the patient.
Adam Lee
how is a head transplant even possible?
Andrew Miller
I'm afraid it will take 9 years to perfect it.
Joshua Allen
All liberals will then become fully transniggers, what a time
Christian Davis
Stroke softly stroke chan
Elijah Rivera
So this might seem like a dumb question, but are they gonna use a cadaver for the body or will they chop some poor bastard's head off for this?
Owen Moore
Man, of your body is weak and frail cant you transplant your head to a fresh young body and live way longer?
James Flores
>China Guess
Levi Davis
i think it's a russian death row inmate
Nathaniel Myers
I used to think this was just a huge set up for a Metal Gear Solid V ruse.
Now this doctor brings back painful memories.
Jayden Howard
you will still have your ugly neckbeard head though
Samuel Nelson
>Head transplant. But wait, since you ARE your head, isn't this a body transplant?
Joseph Green
Sup Forumsweenies will get mad when men transfer their head to the body of a woman, giving them the ability to bear children
What excuse will lgbt-hating white trash regurgitate when this happens?
Mason Edwards
The body of Jonathan Joestar
Mason Bell
Only correct answer
John Peterson
>transplant is successful >buddy has to take anti rejection pills forever >gets constant infections >still can't walk
why bother?
Levi Gonzalez
The body's nervous system affects the brain, so I can't see this going over that good at all. His brain might start to be affected by the new body and create a new personality. That's considering if the body even accepts the head and it doesn't just kill him.
Wyatt Bell
...
Justin Reed
Well, if they're gonna execute them anyway, might as well make them good for something.
Lucas Myers
>being able to bear children on anti-rejection drugs everyone laugh at the fool
Yeah, it seems like a pretty shit deal for the "donor", right?
I was thinking maybe someone who is legally braindead on life support? But that would raise even more ethical questions, and the family would probably have real issues with it
Julian Reyes
literally a bear
Jacob Torres
It's when people like sorros start getting new bodies, that's when the real problems will start.
Aaron Powell
Not just figuratively a bear, like a fat hairy homosex zangief?
David Bennett
Black so I can more effectively cuck dainty little Europeans
Just looked it up, they're gonna use the donated body of a brain dead person.
Camden Kelly
Stroke-softly stroke chan!
Logan Jenkins
Stroke-softly stroke chan!
Aiden Hall
spend monday through friday as a bear, weekends beast mode
Adam Fisher
Does this mean I could finally cure my manletism in the future?
Cameron Hughes
Oy vey, my friend the slippery slope is just a fallacy, nothing liek it will ever happen
Kayden Johnson
>ugly neckbeard head That's where Islam comes to the rescue!
Jacob Powell
Well, thats mighty generous of the donor. I could consider organ donation myself, but someone walking around with my whole body... No thanks.
Also, this is how 'transracial' will become a thing. Screencap this.
Christian Rivera
Yep. We Shaq now
Caleb Barnes
I thought the ruse was over once Kojima left Konami?
Brayden Garcia
Stroke-softly stroke chan!
Jordan Lopez
>get head transplant >wake up >transplanted body has smaller dick >kill self
David Wood
I don't see how this is even remotely possible. If you sever your spine it is impossible to reconnect it to your own nervous system let alone the foreign nervous system of another body.
Elijah Rodriguez
Stroke softley stroke-chan
Alexander Foster
>A shiny leafless has appeared
Noah Bailey
WOuld you put your head in a robots body?
Levi Brown
>X is impossible daily reminder you faggots have been wrong literally every single time for over five thousand years
Lincoln Perry
As long as I get to keep my dick.
Juan Ross
Russia hasn't had an execution for like 20 years senpai
Nicholas Morgan
You would, but you would only be 5 feet tall and have the strength of 10 gorillas.
Adrian Roberts
This guy is the only one asking the real questions.
Zachary Hill
I said: as long as I can keep my dick.
Austin Hill
you just rub some stem cells on the spinal cords like a paste and they fuse together
Chase Sanchez
And if you pet a kitty, you'll crush them.
Logan Jenkins
THIS
You don't transplant a head, your head just gets put onto a new body. It's a fucking body transplant.
Levi Wilson
It has been done with monkeys before. I imagine it will be successful but the person will die pretty quickly
kek
Jonathan White
Good, cats are assholes, and I'll have an excuse.
Still get to keep my dick though.
Brandon Hall
Might as well transplant your head onto your dick and leave it at that, I guess
Sebastian Cook
Fucking kek. Underrated
Jacob Gutierrez
Don't hold your breath user. Throw enough money that way and who knows what can be achieved?
Lincoln Morgan
You'll be exterminated when the robot wars some. The price for killing a human will be a thousand years frozen in carbonite.
Gabriel King
Nah my head is kind of girly. Even then I was implying I'd wait for it to be brain only being put into an artificial body.
Juan Foster
No thanks, I don't want to just stick my head on a different body. Now if I could implant my brain into a sexy leotard-wearing 10/10 special agent robot, I might do it.
Asher Morgan
Still have my dick though.
But if I die, I can't enjoy muh dick.
Nicholas Walker
i'm still in love with rose
Brody Collins
I'm on a mobile. What the hell country are you?
Ryan Ortiz
if you think that's the first you are retarded
Brayden Allen
So if this is possible, why can't we fix paralyzed people? They have to connect nerves in the spinal cord for a transplant to be a success so why can't they fix or reattach nerves in a paralyzed person?
Liam Bennett
I wonder if Carson could do a head transplant
Wyatt Murphy
I would clone myself and kill my clone over and over so I could always be 22.
Julian Gonzalez
Doesn't work like that. Using your cells (which have already aged) to culture a new body is pointless since the accumulated DNA damage will still be in every cell of your "new" body.
Evan Turner
Wasn't this part of some fake arg people on Sup Forums thought was happening for MGSV?
Adam Green
Stem cells, I'm assuming by the time this shit is cheap and routine we will have cloning fairly cheap as well.
Alexander Lewis
>im 12 and what are Induced Pluripotent Stem cells
Brody Ramirez
yes.
Jaxon Williams
What evidence do you have that it was done before? Legit curious.
Samuel Cruz
Rub some dirt on it, pussy!
Bentley Turner
It was done on a monkey in 1970 He lived for eight days.
Caleb Scott
Hm I didn't remember them being able to undo DNA damage. I knew they can be reverted to a pre-differentiated state, and maybe re-elongate telomeres, but I did not know they could rebuild lost non-telomere regions.
Adrian Phillips
Stroke-softly stroke chan
Aiden Ross
that post has guatemala flag
Robert Gutierrez
monkeys are not humans
Camden Thompson
What do you think an old head on a young, fit body would look like?
Jace Jackson
If you get the Clover app ot tells you what country the flags are
Nolan Scott
I'd imagine they should be able to(one day) look at your DNA and immediate relatives to see where permanent change has taken place. Some sort of 10^umpteenth puzzle piece.
Ryder Butler
Stroke softly, stroke-chan!
Leo Myers
How the fuck can you walk if you do this surgery? I thought once youve severe your spine, youre pretty much fucked for the rest of your life? I mean if what this man claims is possible with current tech, that would mean that they found a successful treatment for people with paralysis.
Adam Long
You're right. They're even less complicated.
Brayden Gray
>tfw the theories were better than actual game's story