>“It’s like when you have a Mac and you want to play a Microsoft game on it and there’s that weird lag. That’s Hillary Clinton.”
Does this guy know how full of shit he is?
“It’s like when you have a Mac and you want to play a Microsoft game on it and there’s that weird lag...
Camden Smith
Juan Perry
He's a jew so of course he is full of shit.
Hunter Ramirez
Wtf does that mean?
Carter Barnes
>It's like when you have a jew that's full of shit. That's me
Juan Miller
I'm imagining Jon trying to load Halo Combat Evolved into Mac El Capitan.
>what the fuck why isn't it reading it? I put the CD in.
Elijah Hughes
Yeah man, I mean, who dislikes Hillary? She's totes hip with the kids man. She's what this country needs, which is why #imwithher
Hudson Perry
this
Levi Lopez
He should be at the top of the list for the day of the rope.
Wyatt Parker
that doesn't even make sense, it sounds like something an intern told him to say
Leo Nguyen
huh so his writers are as old and retarded as he is now?
Jace Ramirez
He's trying to make a joke, a joke that hipsters can relate to, but because he doesn't have an army of writers behind him anymore, he tried his best. He just thought:
"What do kids do? Play video games! Hmm, what do cool kids play video games on? Macs! Macs are cool, but I bet if you played a game for windows on a mac it would be all buggy. I know they'll relate to that! See look how relevant, young, and in touch I am. I play microsoft video games too!!!"
Pic related, my mac
Landon Rodriguez
kek
Oliver Miller
I don't think I can give the benefit of a doughty that intern is retarded..
either his interns are old and dumb too or he fucked up trying to say what his intern mumbled while blowing him
Cooper Gutierrez
>Stewart is a Scottish surname (also used as a masculine given name) possibly of pre-7th century Old English origin, derived from stigeweard, the genitive prefix stige meaning "hall", and the suffix weard meaning "guardian" or "warden".
How is Jon Leibowitz allowed to culturally appropriate other races names?
Joshua Young
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Liam Peterson
It makes sense to me
Hillary's fanbase is pretentious douchebags just like apples
Tyler Foster
It's his middle name
Grayson Jenkins
He's paid to be full of shit. I'm sure he knows.
Samuel Gomez
keep at it and maybe one day you'll reach true enlightenment
Isaiah Campbell
games are for man children and kids 2bh
why is he trying to pander to losers
Jason Brooks
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Angel Williams
This doesn't even make sense.
Charles Myers
Is anyone calling him out for his bullshit or are they all still gooing: "OH MY GOD, YES JON, OMFG, SLAY JON, SLAY!"
Best was when everyone was saying John Oliver's failed Drumpf meme was the thing that would end him. These liberals are so far up their own arses it's absurd.
Henry Gomez
>a Microsoft game
Kayden Gonzalez
JUST LIKE US OH MAN DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GAYMER! I AM SUCH A GEEK
Blake Perry
not enough waifus imho
Brody Ramirez
Yeah, but that is actually my working desktop. I didn't messy it up or anything. It's 100% legit, how I have my desktop at ay given time. If you look close, there are actually current events screenshotted on the desktop
Connor Hughes
Who even buys a Mac? Hipster faggots, that's who
>i own a mac to prove how hip i am
>but i really want to install BernieHat Looniex on it
>guess I should've made a real PC
Justin Parker
I never thought he was funny. At least Cuckbert played a character. I didn't know what his was. All he would do was pause and make le funny faces xD
Hunter Bennett
>"It’s like when you have a Mac and you want to play a Microsoft game on it and there’s that weird lag. That’s Hillary Clinton.”
Bazinga?
Caleb Walker
"Hey guys. you know when you're playing Dark Souls and you get an arrow to the knee? That's America."
Austin Rodriguez
Did you read a PC market report from 2004? Macs are as common as iPhones are in the smartphone world. If you spent time away from the echo chamber you'd know this.
Ryan Diaz
>Stewart's family emigrated to the U.S. from Poland, Ukraine and Belarus (thus also making him a Litvak Jew); one of his grandfathers was born in Manzhouli (now part of Inner Mongolia).
Still cultural appropriation by his parents.
Gabriel Mitchell
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Brayden Cooper
So is this another meme about Hillary being actually a Republican or something?
Adrian Powell
The fuck does this even mean?
Owen Bennett
You people all forget how wonderful this man and his show used to be. All of you. Let me remind you:
youtube.com
youtube.com
Jaxson Harris
Seems to me the more likely origin would be steward
James Fisher
Mac users can use a program called wine to play windows games. The thing is, in Linux, many windows games end up running better FPS wise under wine than on windows. Mac just has shit hardware.
Blake Turner
/thread
Blake Gomez
His point is that Hillary has something a little bit off about here
Luke Reed
It has like 10% market share.
Chase Bailey
Please Sup Forums. Watch these videos and tell me he's still a "shifty jew." He's different.
Camden Russell
Will someone explain this please?
Ryder James
He's just a satirist, Sup Forumss NatSocs are just paranoid / borderline retarded.
Jordan Lopez
This is what Jon Stewart meant: Hillary Clinton always has to pause before she answers a question because she's calculating a scripted response.
The analogy is bullshit though because Mac games don't work on PC and vice versa. There is no lag.
Sebastian Gutierrez
I don't even hate John Stewart because he is a Jew or a liberal. He is JUST NOT FUCKING FUNNY.
>it's like when you have a comedian and you want him to tell jokes but he's so far up his own ass he forgets to actually be funny
Connor Gutierrez
Thanks m8
Eli Reed
"You know when you run out of mustache wax and beard oil and your jeans just won't roll up the way you like them? That's Hillary Clinton."
Camden Carter
lel is that larry liebowitz?
dosn't he know google had him by the tail years ago?
Camden Wood
Finally, a comedian I can identify with.
Camden Kelly
I though this was his way of calling her low energy
Bentley Barnes
He was parodying conservatives
Ayden Campbell
Dude, like, dude. Combat evolved was originally a mac game. At least do your research before you make bad analogies.
Jonathan Thompson
it means someone wrote another joke for him
Juan Lee
Maybe he uses a streaming service
Tyler Young
lmao
Owen Phillips
His whole crowd is beta cuck losers.
Isaac Martinez
It's hilarious trying to watch every different kind of political retard try to take down Hillary.
>far left, Berniebots, hipster kids and redditors
>far right, Trumpers, alt-right, and Sup Forums
>establishment right, RNC, Koch brothers, Fox
>entertainment industry (only those pandering to the above groups)
>energy industry
>foreign governments
No one can stop the God Empress because she is supported by a very large portion of women, blacks, and middle class voters.