"WHOA THERE! You were driving without your seat belt...

>"WHOA THERE! You were driving without your seat belt. I'm going to have to fine you hundreds of dollars for being unsafe. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to ride at extremely high speeds on my super cool motorcycle that has no means whatsoever of keeping me secure if I were to get into an accident. Don't let me catch you being reckless again."

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Please try to remain safe, officer ;_;

>I am an edgy teenager who can't accept authority

He's got a good point though.

cop harleys are useless but cops on dual sports/converted dirt bikes get shit done:

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I was listening to the radio in the car saying that you should wear your seatbelt, or else you will get fined. Oh, I'm sure you'll see me through my tinted windows while my car is moving lmao.
It would be waaaayyy better if they talked about the horrible and painful facts about the horrible incidents of people who get in accidents while not wearing a seatbelt.

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Brazilian death squad police are my favorite.

which is what?

buckling yourself to a bike would make it more dangerous for the rider

it's fucking retarded

>friend just died in a motorbike accident 2 weeks ago