What's the stupidest thing you've said/done recently?

What's the stupidest thing you've said/done recently?

I used the word normie unironically in class.

tripped on literally nothing in front of my girlfriends parents

Shaved my head, wanna see?

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I got wasted and bought a violin off ebay last night.

I decided to take a shit off a parking garage while drunk. Heard people yelling, turned out to be cops. Shit on one. Had to Metal Gear it out of there. Snuck past a cop with my shit on him. I was lord.

If thats true - epic.

Posting anyways

Ethnicity?

I'm half Greek, half Aussie.

you would make a great Skinhead, get one of those white t shirts

Thanks, I don't think I'll ever shave it again. I just decided to do it one day because why the fuck not. I wanted to see how it looked.

Should I read mein kampf?

Yeah? Im greek too cuz, from sydney. Ive been shaving my head for years hahaha

I rate 6/10

Prob 7/10 with better hairstyle

I thought I felt a little bit of hope for life.

went out on a boat after having the spicy chicken burger from A&W. Rushed back to have Montezumas Revenge on my poor butthole. and people say taco bell is bad.

Sick, what does Yaya cook for ya?

Like this?

>in class
Normies are unironically using the term normie.
Wow.
This gave me a fucking headache just thinking about it. I need some advil...

The miserable old cunt couldnt boil an egg at this point haha

I called my friend a Retard

yea

Aussietistic

Hard times. Does she spend all her time at the pokies like mine does?

Nah thats my fathers job.
She spends almost all of her time inside her house

He'll get that big win one day, just wait.

Hehehehehehe
Yeah and itll all go on beer n bigmacs. I dont talk to that fat pig. So youre close with family?

I came to/b/

I've lived with my mother most of my life seeing my dad on the weekends. There was a short time I was living with Dad but it didn't last. He's trapped in a relationship with a schizophrenic who went batshit when he tried to leave her. I'd like to get closer with him, gotta get my p's though to get to Brisbane.

Kill yourself.

Yeah man take the Ps test its easy. Maybe get a couple of lessons with an instructor and pay attention because theres stupid little rules that can make u fail the test. Yeah go see ur pops and let him know what u think of his mrs

i quit my job with no plan and have been homless for coming up on 7 months now

really sucks, hungry all the time, never get pussy. no money for drugs. finally working again but it turns out it takes 5 seconds to drop all your marbles approximately 20x that amount of time and effort to pick them all back up again

Sharted at work just as I'd finished my break.

Will do, I've got work later today so I'm heading to bed. You enjoy your week user.

Live long and prosper my brother

yeah, one those skinheads who sucks dick instead of stomping faces in.

>drunk at some normie ass party, underage
>making a lot of noise, police knocking at the door
>adult friend opens the door for them, the rest keep quiet
>think It's just the neighbours, too drunk to process It all
>shout "the fucking cops won't catch me man!" at the top of my lungs an hide In some closet
>a the loud slam from the closet doors eminates throughout the apartment, walls were thin as shit
>later friend tells me that they could hear everything but the coppers didn't do anything about It
>was acutally fun. Normies are fun

I say normie all the time in real life