I need some basic lessons on how to act like a Muslim. What should I say to the muzzies I'm fucking with?
/FuckingWithMuslims/
Be creepy and pushy , don't respect boundaries
Just be yourself Abdul
Bump
Tell them that your father is looking for a husband for you
Ask of she ever has beans for breakfast?
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Dont be a cunt, grow up and do something constructive with your time.
Tell them your parents are from India and ask if they want to taste your curried sausage
Ask her favorite ice cream, quick!
yfw you've been drawn into a 5 Eyes intel and disinformation program
>tfw you have been speaking to Amir for only 10 minutes and he's discussing marriage and moving to the UK for you
Holy kek
Pls keep going
Tell them your an apostate. See what they say
got to the ummah forum
mimik,
had some great times trolling there on proxy
Tell him your a quranist muslim
OP here, will post further screenshot when the chat gets fuller
Slowly drift the conversation into how much you hate whitey and western civilisation
Muslims who don't speak good English must be the easiest people in the world to catfish :(
Indian men are
Them and Indians it would seem.
just start talking shit about the whites in u see if he picks it up and runs with it
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>we are shia
kek
Plz omg moar
>shia
>stranger has disconnected
Hahahaha omg
>inb4 breaking the barriers
>when u sunni but you want dat tight pixel shia pussy from omegle
>internally blows up
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>we are shia
Tell him your favorite videogame is bomberman
OP, You need to contact special branch and join one of their intel divisions, you're pretty good at this lmao
>and spreading just to the west..actually for the entire world
fucking mudslimes
Using lies against the muslims. sweet victory
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Egyptian here. How may I be of service?
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Typical "moderate" Muslim here everyone.
>I can say am fully agree
holy shit
#notallmuslims
#religion of peace
>but I think they r not terrorist
what the fuck?
Speak to him in copt
Build up his dreams and crush him.
^this
roast this sandnigger
MODERATE MUSLIM DETECTED
This is gold btw, thanks OP, I forgive you for the Malvinas.
OP is a hero.
send him a picture of a hambeast in a burqa then threaten that your brothers will kill him when he tries to back out
>MODERATE MUSLIM
your not retarded are you, all muslims are bombs waiting to blow up someway. They may be nice but piss them off your fucked.
ALLAHU ACKBAR OP ! ALLAHU ACKBAR
Okay this is gold. I have an idea guys, hear me out.
We need to get a large group of people doing this with muslims, and complie what % of them are hostile to the west / support terrorism
Might be useful
>we are very wealthy British Shia family
>we invite you to stay with our family for Ramadan
I'll save you some time.
it's 100%
Golden idea. I will post a screenshot in the next 3 minutes of the outcome
>What should I say to the muzzies I'm fucking with?
Of course I know that, but we could publish a little info-graphic for new friends.
Obviously I was being sarcastic. This is probably your average muslim that moves into an European country, seems like a decent person but actually supports ISIS.
This is what the media and even the right call a "moderate muslim".
OP you should link this motherfucker to this thread. It will destroy his pride, hopefully he'll jihad moot.
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OP just be yourself
This cunt is ready to marry your fictional daughter after how long on Omegle? Jesus Christ
great bants from United Cuckdom
Muslims are this fucking sex deprived.
I bet my life this shitskin is horny as fuck at the moment and lost control of all his sensibilities.
tell him what you're looking for in your 3 sister-wives
he already has a twitter?
ask for it
I'M GOING TO BE SENDING HIM A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE OF MY DAUGHTER
Best picture you guys can find me will be my fictional, Shia Muslim daughter
UK YES
Kek. Maximum kek
She doesn't look paki
Larger image
anyone have a good "honor-restored" gore pic?
Holy shit, you're gonna cause a Jihad
>me and my wife
Wow. He's a multiple wives Muslim.
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>that profile pic. I think you found another Sup Forums weeb
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Op get him to give you his facebook and then crush his dream
this shit is too fucking perfect
i can't believe this is actually happening rn
BEST THREAD
IS
THE BEST
Don't have any good pics.
Here's madame cleo
I need to play fallout again
Posting in epic toast
lmao
Start planning an attack with him and then get him busted and jailed when he goes along with it
I think this one is good. Though I think OP needs multiple images.
>that pic
Sup Forumsack confirmed
Anyone have a pick of isreal putting pork on a dead terrorist. Donald Trump may be effective as well.
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Pajeet my son
A FUCKING LEAF
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
MODERATE ISLAM EVERYONE
wheres the pic from
Kek this id almost too good to be true
Maybe you're just two fake Sup Forumssters fucking with each other.
This is awesome though.
Send a pretty girl, but find a facebook or something with lots of pictures to use, just one won't cut it here.
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