/FuckingWithMuslims/

I need some basic lessons on how to act like a Muslim. What should I say to the muzzies I'm fucking with?

Be creepy and pushy , don't respect boundaries

Just be yourself Abdul

Bump

Tell them that your father is looking for a husband for you

Ask of she ever has beans for breakfast?

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Dont be a cunt, grow up and do something constructive with your time.

Tell them your parents are from India and ask if they want to taste your curried sausage

Ask her favorite ice cream, quick!

yfw you've been drawn into a 5 Eyes intel and disinformation program

>tfw you have been speaking to Amir for only 10 minutes and he's discussing marriage and moving to the UK for you

Holy kek

Pls keep going

Tell them your an apostate. See what they say

got to the ummah forum
mimik,

had some great times trolling there on proxy

Tell him your a quranist muslim

OP here, will post further screenshot when the chat gets fuller

Slowly drift the conversation into how much you hate whitey and western civilisation

Muslims who don't speak good English must be the easiest people in the world to catfish :(

Indian men are

Them and Indians it would seem.

just start talking shit about the whites in u see if he picks it up and runs with it

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>we are shia
kek

Plz omg moar

>shia

>stranger has disconnected

Hahahaha omg
>inb4 breaking the barriers

>when u sunni but you want dat tight pixel shia pussy from omegle
>internally blows up

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>we are shia

Tell him your favorite videogame is bomberman

OP, You need to contact special branch and join one of their intel divisions, you're pretty good at this lmao

>and spreading just to the west..actually for the entire world

fucking mudslimes

Using lies against the muslims. sweet victory

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Egyptian here. How may I be of service?

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Typical "moderate" Muslim here everyone.

>I can say am fully agree
holy shit

#notallmuslims
#religion of peace

>but I think they r not terrorist
what the fuck?

Speak to him in copt

Build up his dreams and crush him.

^this
roast this sandnigger

MODERATE MUSLIM DETECTED

This is gold btw, thanks OP, I forgive you for the Malvinas.

OP is a hero.

send him a picture of a hambeast in a burqa then threaten that your brothers will kill him when he tries to back out

>MODERATE MUSLIM

your not retarded are you, all muslims are bombs waiting to blow up someway. They may be nice but piss them off your fucked.

ALLAHU ACKBAR OP ! ALLAHU ACKBAR

Okay this is gold. I have an idea guys, hear me out.

We need to get a large group of people doing this with muslims, and complie what % of them are hostile to the west / support terrorism

Might be useful

>we are very wealthy British Shia family
>we invite you to stay with our family for Ramadan

I'll save you some time.
it's 100%

Golden idea. I will post a screenshot in the next 3 minutes of the outcome

>What should I say to the muzzies I'm fucking with?

Of course I know that, but we could publish a little info-graphic for new friends.

Obviously I was being sarcastic. This is probably your average muslim that moves into an European country, seems like a decent person but actually supports ISIS.

This is what the media and even the right call a "moderate muslim".

OP you should link this motherfucker to this thread. It will destroy his pride, hopefully he'll jihad moot.

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OP just be yourself

This cunt is ready to marry your fictional daughter after how long on Omegle? Jesus Christ

great bants from United Cuckdom

Muslims are this fucking sex deprived.

I bet my life this shitskin is horny as fuck at the moment and lost control of all his sensibilities.

tell him what you're looking for in your 3 sister-wives

he already has a twitter?

ask for it

I'M GOING TO BE SENDING HIM A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE OF MY DAUGHTER

Best picture you guys can find me will be my fictional, Shia Muslim daughter

UK YES

Kek. Maximum kek

She doesn't look paki

Larger image

anyone have a good "honor-restored" gore pic?

Holy shit, you're gonna cause a Jihad

>me and my wife
Wow. He's a multiple wives Muslim.

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>that profile pic. I think you found another Sup Forums weeb

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Op get him to give you his facebook and then crush his dream

this shit is too fucking perfect

i can't believe this is actually happening rn

BEST THREAD

IS

THE BEST

Don't have any good pics.
Here's madame cleo

I need to play fallout again

Posting in epic toast

lmao

Start planning an attack with him and then get him busted and jailed when he goes along with it

I think this one is good. Though I think OP needs multiple images.

>that pic

Sup Forumsack confirmed

Anyone have a pick of isreal putting pork on a dead terrorist. Donald Trump may be effective as well.

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Pajeet my son

A FUCKING LEAF

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

MODERATE ISLAM EVERYONE

wheres the pic from

Kek this id almost too good to be true

Maybe you're just two fake Sup Forumssters fucking with each other.

This is awesome though.
Send a pretty girl, but find a facebook or something with lots of pictures to use, just one won't cut it here.

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