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mandatory military service edition

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Reminder that anything but Stanley Cup isn't worth shit

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>rags

>no clipart or puppers

Waste of OP

Only 1 /hoc/ approved animu meme

t. fan of 0 cups and no conference championships.

it's been a long known fact that finnish people cannot play hockey

>State of Hockey
>Zero relevant Hockey accomplishments

How does this make sense?

good OP

Good OP

Why is this the only Sup Forums general with irrelevant OP pictures?

t. "fan" from 2010

>this beat russia

Keeps casuals out

"I'm really enjoying this ice hockey! I hope one day LA gets a professional ice hockey team. Even if California got one, that would be cool, I don't care what city it's in!"

>Actual fan comment during the LA all star game

>irrelevant

Those digits

What's his Stand's name?

irrelevant flag, too

Youre right. Hawks fans had a bad stretch. They lost a large portion of the market when the owners took the games off tv. There's not denying this. I said in the last thread I started watching in 2007 when I was 13 and finally played hockey for the first time. Its a sport you need to learn to appreciate before you can watch and follow. Little kids have a hard time following cause its not always as aesthetically pleasing as a big homerun or long touchdown pass

>Cantpucks

Who are these handsome devils?

Better watch what you're saying around me...

Why do people namefag?

>VIRTANEN
Weekly update. 9 points. 37 AHL games.

the men resposible for bringing hockey to the state of hockey

its kippers
just ignore her
she is a transsexual chink from vancouver

Finland has conscription? That's based. Damn, and I see youre not even a NATO nation. Holding down over there all alone right next to big bad russia, eh?

I learn so much about the world on Sup Forums

There are people that still defend this retarded bust

that's a good 232

>tfw conscription was the best year of my life
Sad!

>Koivu still hasn't broken Gaborik's point or goal records

That is sad

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Only the most autistic fanbase in hockey could do such a thing

How long did gabbo play

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DOPEWAY BTFO
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bo horvat is the most elite centre in the league

Did he get fat again?

Ah, thought she was banned for good
Nevermind then

9 seasons to Koivus 11

I was wrong. Koivu has the team record in points, IIRC he broke the record this year. Gaborik played for the Mild 8 season, was traded after the 2008-2009 season. He was drafted a year before Koivu.

>tripcunt now resorting to a combination of delusional cantpucks statement plus off-topic image in desperate attempt to get (You)s

How can one person get so fucking stale?
Complete bust

>best defensive forward in the league
>vs a pure goal scorer
>b-but more points means a better player
>burgers will defend this

>38% of replies are requests to post an image of your ass

I never said Marian was better than Mikko. But it has certainly taken him long enough to break the records. Also it is a travesty he may never even be a Selke finalist.

if the mild win the cup and the rest of the world realizes minnesota has a team he might

Koivu is criminally underrated
It's a shame, really like him

fuck the army

>underrated

that might've been the case before but mongols have taken care of that with their endless shitposting propaganda

swedes:
>hard-working
>stable point producers
>large pool of good players
>no "golden generation" hype, infact quite underrated
>very good with the puck

finns:
>overhyped before they have played a single senior game
>one or two decent players, I guess (although that's stretching it)
>does stupid shit that people save as webms for other people to laugh at

well he does have a 6.75M a year contract and he's the captain of both his club and his national team so don't feel too bad for the guy. he's appreciated by the people whose opinion matters even if he doesn't make it to many casual fan internet ranking lists.

He came into camp 20 pounds (230 pounds 6'2) overweight 3 times in a row. They made him stay in Vancouver the whole summer and train in team arena but he still came in overweight. He's going to be Kieth Tkachuk tier fat once he retires

Are the hawks elite this year? They will probably represent the west right?

Great post!

norway:
>they have a hockey team?

>norway

>38 points in 56 games
Looking good

>#2 is that guy who killed that girl at Columbus

Norway and Finland have an equivalent number of NHL hockey teams

to be fair, it was inevitable before they installed the mesh

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How true is this?

I'm happy tbqh, he's our only good prospect.

Oh! oh! Do me next!

Not going to spend over 2 minutes listening to that tbf

>mad
>at inevitable hockey world domination by the golden generation

we wont forget our enemies

danes:
>make good butter cookies
>have cool names

>Only non-bust prospect was Gillis pick who was a massive reach and only had 61 points in 67 OHL games while getting his ass carried by Domi
>His skating was also terrible

It shouldn't be possible, but it happened.

It's a Swedish nationalist saying the spike in Swedish crime in the past decade is attributed to mostly Swedes, and immigrant crimes, when looked at, pertains to mostly Finns/Nordes/Danes.

danes:
>lörs lärä eller :DDD

>Benning picks

What a fucking disaster. I'll give him 2 years to see if they can turn it around.

I'm kinda eyeing Claude Julien rn.

that's why scouts are employed rather than mouthbreathers who think they can use stat lines to determine who's good

Haha, love it!

:DDD

>hongcouver
>any chance of hiring clod

even VGK has a better chance than hongcouver

In ever lasting memory.

At least we learned.

fugg happenings are happening

Claude Julien devient le nouvel entraîneur chef des Canadiens

habs hire julien

Lol no. No swedish criminologist denies that immigrants are over represented and that immigrants from mena countries, and their children, are more over represented that other etnic categories.

I have no idea where he got that dumb shit from.

Swedes do of course stand for the largest amount of crimes in absolute terms, but they are under represented in almost all categories, especially when it comes to violent crimes.

t. criminologist

remember when hoc was good

denmark:
>probably the most exciting nation outside the big 6
>some good offensive prospects, but uncertain what their potential is
>your league is crap

Yeah, the same "scouts" that took White, Schroeder, Jensen, Gaunce, Shinkaruk and Virtanen in the 1st round. Horvat was 100% luck, you dipshit. It's proven you have a better chance of finding an NHL player if you unbiasedly just take the statistically best player

CLAUDE NO

Thanks for the first line

>It's proven you have a better chance of finding an NHL player if you unbiasedly just take the statistically best player

that's cute kid, you live in your fantasy stats faggot world while the rest of us cheer for teams spending millions on scouting

reminder that denmark is the only good scandi poster. only good european in general desu

everyone else GET OUT

>Habs fire Therrien
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

BEST VALENTINES DAY EVER! Thank you Based Bergevin!

POTTERY

That didn't take long

>winningest coach in bruins history becomes hand coach

I don't have a reaction for this

Wait.. When did Therrien get fired then?
Just... now?

This

>DUDE, THE 2014 DRAFT WAS THE BEST CANUCKS ALL TIME
Virtanen is a bust. Traded McCann(likely middle 6) package for a bust. Lost Forsling for nothing. Demko sucks in the AHL.

Yes.

i luv u bargaibin

>reminder that Denmark is he only good scandi posters
>forgetting that he's a laffs fan

Literally now lmfao

At least Sweden isn't as cucked as Canada. We've eliminated recording the races of criminals since the 90's due to over representation. You can't make an argument that immigration is a problem because people ask for numbers and we don't record them, and you can't bring up statistics from other countries because "they're not a representation of Canada".

enjoy round 2 of julien

It was annonced fuckin 10 minutes ago