How you make/keep a woman happy ?

how you make/keep a woman happy ?

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You dont, they all will leave you eventually. Focus on living a fullfilled life and be cucked

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Good answer until the the last three words.

Learn to eat pussy. If you got a half decent cock, fap to keep your time up and pound the shit out of pussy.

Surprise her. Not sexual though. Stay interesting basically.

It's not sex, it's communication, just talk to her. You have to learn how to not pick trashy women.

You can't just treat her like an actual human being deserving of respect, you actually have to believe in your heart that she really is fully human and deserving of respect.

Not sex, communication, or staying "interesting". It all boils down to pic related.

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Women are fucking stupid dude. Literally get lucky and find a diamond in the rough somehow, or just be good looking and rich.

>how you make/keep a woman happy ?

By making her miserable and treat her like a subhuman pocket pussy

They will never be happy, If you can remain single and childless I would strongly suggest it

protip: Im married with children

Pic related

You will never find true love with that retarded attitude

You don't. Every person is responsible for their own happiness, not someone else's.

this

if you're not boring and not an asshole you'll be fine as long as your girl is not insane

You keep women happy by treating them like lolis.

All women deep down inside want to be treated like lolis.

Even your mom wants to be treated like a loli.

There's a bit of actually good advice in here. Some of it's bullshit, and always beware of someone who uses metaphors when talking about interactions with the opposite sex (either way), but some of this is good advice.

and having a girlfriend but childless?

The only way to keep a woman happy is by being happy with yourself, by yourself.

That's it.

you my friend are totally right

get that bitch some drugs

bitches love drugs

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>Tell her she's hotter than she is
>Act like you'd rather be with her than any of her hotter friends/siblings
>Make her cum whenever you get the chance
After that you can do pretty much whatever you want, she'll be content and you can get on with your life. If that sounds like too much work, stay single and fuck randoms.

fuck her on the rag

How to get a woman to make/keep you happy?
>Tell her she's hotter than she is
>Act like you'd rather be with her than any of her hotter friends/siblings

>Tell her about the other women you find hotter than she is
>Act like you'd rather be with any of her hotter friends/siblings
>Allow her to cum rarely. Her release should be something you control completely. She will love you for it.

She will dot on you. Let you do anything to her. Women want to serve, its in their nature. You just have to be man enough to make the relationship about you, not her.

>stay interesting

examples?

don't even worry about it, it's not possible to keep a woman happy.

>Have good Looks
>Have lots of Money
>Have great status

be spontanious, be funny, take her places, take her on a date and make it about her even though you're already together, plan trips to other countries, do something out of the comfort zone, show her that you're not just a replaceable average joe. Talk to her every night and comfort her if she is feeling down. Be high up but with your gravity centered.

Just show her that you're not just anyone and remind her why she wanted to be with you in the first place.

sauce

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wrong. fucking wrong. you are so pathetically wrong.

it's success, money, then looks.

Look at anyone in silicone valley or wall street.

>how you make/keep a woman happy ?

cannot be done. don't be stupid.

Orgasms and food
Or drugs

Probably the shit about being interesting and spontaneous. But seriously, there's not a whole lot of impetus to keep a woman happy. Relationships are generally just a manifestation of people's insecurity, loneliness, and fear of death, coupled with our tendency to surround ourselves with others like us when faced with an existential threat. Much easier just to keep yourself happy and orient yourself towards your life/legacy.

Short relationship are all right but she will make you pay one way or the other, fall in love with her and she got her hooks in you

fucking al bundy ftw

You can't. Women are like goldfish, they just chase after whatever looks interesting, even if it's a well dressed nigger that will put them 6 feet under. You're better off trying to make/keep them miserable instead. Then they convince themselves that they can "fix" you.

This.

which parts?

Make sure your happy don't worry about the woman take care of yourself the rest just comes along

Have a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money

There is no way to keep a woman in the western world happy.

If you are a man of means, never marry a western woman. Stick to Chinese, Japanese and Russian women of the far east. Also Ukrainian women.

It's not even money. Women in the western world have been completely corrupted. They're horrible and not marriage material.