Evening, Sup Forums, give me one reason why you won't KILL YOURSELF today

evening, Sup Forums, give me one reason why you won't KILL YOURSELF today

Can't goodbye

Because your mom will miss me.

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I wanna have a baby

Pills arrive tomorrow

too busy, no time. maybe tomorrow. unless, you know, too busy.

Just fucked my neighbor bareback and gf doesn't know. I'm okay with my life rn

Because I'm really enjoying the HPV I just contracted from butt sex with a hooker

i enjoy my urban lifestyle

No point in bringing about death earlier than it needs to be.

Condoms are for more than just sperm, dumbass. I don't even go bare with my bf of two years.

i do plan to eventually. either self inflicted or causing someone else to. but im just holding off to see if my life can take a turn for the better.

I've go to work tomorrow, sorry OP.

just try not to crash into any mountains

The bus dodged.

If I die, the bank won't be able to collect on my debt and it would hurt their bottom line

sauce??

sauce???!

I think the girl's name is Felony. Production company is probably Society SM

god dammit just search "felony bdsm" and you'll find it

thank you

Just here to enjoy my spiraling deprestion and alcholism