Here we go again

here we go again

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what in tarnation
are you lost

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WWWHEEEEEEEE

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WWWWHHIIOOO

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FUCK DA POLIIIICE

Howdy bois

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should I call you anonymous or image.jpg

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SOMETHING SOMETHING GROUND

Ey

wait no
I pay for those

FUCK DA BOOTY
waitwat
Oh... ok

Image.jpg seems to suite my personality better

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bolls

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it's ok
just slightly hurt

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ok
..on what basis

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I feel like no one would recognise me if I put my ns back on

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Maybe one of us would

Auren?

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Its boring and somewhat autistic

What were we talking about again

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At the same time I still don't feel fond of being recognised

Nah

Spare me the details

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>oh no im trapped in this very unfortunate pose just by my arms *lifts tail*

Yeah, its a shitty joke and and except full responsibility.

I am prepared

I get walked all over because I let people walk all over me.

That got you sex at least.

Tokifuji really knows how to make my pants tighter

low effort bait

what kinda witchcraft is that
or does he wash your clothes too warm

I get little pleasure from masturbaiting.

These boots were made for walking
One day these boots are gonna walk all over you

It's not worth it anymore Nibi

I know you don't believe this but eventually sex becomes meaningless and boring and you're left being more alone and lifeless than you ever were when you were a virgin. Of course the main people that walk all over me don't have anything to do with sex anyway.

you'll get even less from sex then

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He uses black magic to redirect blood flow in my body to a specific area, and its just fantastic

Butts!
My faggot sense has failed me.

So that's why you're such a cunt: you're such a fat, disgusting piece shit with a microdick that your sexual frustration causes you to take out your own self-loathing on others. Huh.

>but eventually sex becomes meaningless
and people say im entitled. Jesus fuck get over yourself, you got sex. there isnt anything else you need. You can do anything in life you want now because you overcame the first trial.

You get more from sex you entitled cuck.

I think I and the person you thought I was both share the faggot trait
it's not your fault

oh yes because my self-loathing is why you STILL lie about posting your dick on Sup Forums, right

Ohright, BUTTS!!!!!
Wait, how have you had time to post so much while at work? :p Haven't you gone yet?

Exact opposite happens to sex addicts like me, wish sex meant less

woah, that sounds cool

What? What have I lied about?

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you mean you need more to satisfy yourself
doesn't that mean it means less and you need more to have the same satisfaction you once had

look you've said what you wanted to say just get it off your chest and have a blast kick me all you want I'm down in the dirt and I don't care any more

>You get more from sex you entitled cuck.
What makes you think so
No hole in any human can match your kung fu death grip when you masturbate

shhhh don't kill the children's dreams

benis

Oh ok
Sry

If I dared say something like that id get instant backlash and called a virgin.
You've probably never got sex.

That, my friend, is absolutely not true

i guess, whatever way you want to put it I wish It was different. I act immediately on inpulse and its ruined every relationship ive had. Its not exactly a "woah is me" its kinda just who I am.

My boss is off site so I'm being a naughty boy.

Good. I don't care for hurting people.
So, what's got you down? What is actually going on?

I have had sex with multiple people and it was as disappointing each time
At least it felt better to actually spend time with that person afterwards

I'd like to see your backing to that claim

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Bad Kiwi, very bad ;p

aw *hug*
don't worry, your libido will die out once you get older

Do you just date like...anyone?

you said it yourself I have a micro penis I should kill myself but I'm too scared

that gets me down

ARREST HIM

My first time having oral was fucking breathtaking, it was actually more than I expected it to be. Maybe I'm just shit at masturbating, but it was amazing.

youtu.be/meiU6TxysCg?t=1m20s

Everyone who ever got grapes:
>"lol, why he so mad"
>"lol hes acting crazy, so entitled"
>"grapes arent that great, what's he worried about"

Thanks dude ^_^

I know what that made it seem like but this was over the past 4 years
Love hits hard at first and then it just kinda fades away into null

Maybe I just had high expectations
Brainwashed by furry porn

It's not that bad. Most of my jobs today I can do one handed without looking so I can work and post at the same time.

Okay, why am I not allowed to have it then?
Go eat shit with your "I got mine, fuck everyone else" mentality.

Most of your jobs? Like FAPPING? ;pppppp

Its like this, make yourself sandwich everyday and eat it. Its not an amazing sandwich but it aint bad. Now go to a 5 star restaurant and ask for a sandwich, gonna be way better than your shitty sandwich. Now replace that sandwich with your beautiful penis and the chef with a kind strangers mouth

No you got it wrong
I'm trying to tell you it's not what you think it's going to be, I can tell because I'm experienced in the matter

Shieeet this is hot

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So what? If you want me to be entirely honest, I'm 7" on a good day, so I lie about it all the time. It doesn't matter if your dick is 1" or 10", you can't change it and you wouldn't be happy even if it was 10" because you're too caught up on dick size. Hell, I am too. I'm so desperate and lonely at this point that I exaggerate and show off, but I'm still not happy. Focusing on physical things like that is pointless because you can't change it.

No, I'm an escort.

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