SECRETS THREAD

SECRETS THREAD

For four years straight, i was the biggest slut. From 10-14. I was fucked every day. It was mind blowing. I might greentext it if anyone is interested. Im terrible at storytelling though so dont expect anything amazing. Yes, im a guy.

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I had to choke my dying dog to death. Didn't even cry after. That was the day I knew I was a robot

Yes please

my moms friend fongered me on the back of my moms car

I was part of a government team who used to post information gathering threads online like this one to find out where the bad guys were and track them down.

We also used to try psyops threads to try to change peoples viewpoints with fake group think.

I convinced 3 ex gfs to let dogs lick their vag and record it for me

kek

Whenever my husband is deployed overseas I have sex with his brother. There's a good chance he may be the father of my kids. Part of me wishes my husband won't come back because his brother would make a far better husband and father than he ever will.

When i was 7 my sister (9) used to play with my dick and grind on me. We don't talk about it but it went on fir a good year or so

I hope your husband finds out, has a mental break, and kills your sorry asses.

I'm going on holiday overseas soon and the hardest thing is explaining why I'm going to all the girls who don't know I'm married.

my sister has found gfur on my ipod/tumblr likes multiple times

gotta open a portal to

I cum in my GF's various beauty products and sauces.

*Had to*
Yeah, not a robot. A sociopath.

Green text PLEASE. How!?

when my cousin was sleeping me and my other cousins snuck in and made out with her and played with for a bit she never knew, but when i talk to her she tells me im cute and that she wishes she wasnt my cuz

I want my boyfriend to cheat on me.

lets talk?

She knows, you dolt.

When my fathers half-sister was drunk, she told him "Chris, if you weren't my brother, I'd fuck you."

please be you jess

>25
>Laying in bed with GF about to go to sleep
>She is getting a few minutes in with a shit cell phone game
>Feel a massive air pocket begin passing through my lower colon
>Coming off vegetarian diet so I know it will be terrible
>Stealthily move into the fetal position
>Position my hand so that I can both open up my butt hole and catch the noxious cloud of hate at the same time
>No sound. GF suspects nothing.
>Make a fist in order to grab as much as I can.
>Bring my fist full of awful to my lips
>Acting like I'm blowing a kiss
>Bring hand up to face
>Try not to gag on the mustard gas leaking out
>Kiss it
>GF thinks I'm being cute
>Open my hand
>blow
>Watch the miasma slow move to her
>Face goes from cute happiness to choking in 2 seconds
>WTF user
>Try to hold back laughter
>Oh god I think Im going to die
>Sides hurt so fucking much
>Get slapped
>Say I wanted to see if it would work
>Well are you happy with your self
>Put on sad pouty face
>No
>Go to sleep
>She angry
>Me happy

Whenever this event is brought up I say that I am embarrassed that I ever did and apologize. Truthfully it may have been the proudest moment of my life.

OOO TRIIPS

So you'd like to see two innocent kids deprived of their parents? Way to try to take the moral high ground you prick.

Top kek.

kek

I used to work for an elderly day care society and I jump up my car battery to the work van's battery to charge it, and I screwed up by connecting negative to positive and vice versa, destroyed the van battery while just draining mine. A quick jump later to my car and it was fine but they needed to replace the van battery. Nobody found out, and I never told.

The kids should die too.

more like vids bro

This kinda sounds like the plot to brothers

well done

Talk where? Why?

Not jess, sorry tripmaster.. I reccomend you leave her if you want to cheat though

I've seen this post word for word like 4 times in other threads.

I'm already cheating on her, it'd be great to not feel bad about it though.

i mean why dont u cheat on him instead

why do u feel bad?

2edgy4me

Greentext it please

Morals and feelings. I think somewhere inside he still has a conscience. Let's hope it doesn't totally die someday.

because she'd consider it a betrayal of everything we are and she stands for, and it'd probably ruin her trust in me and all other men for life. and I risk that because of my need to fuck sluts.

I've been doing it for 7 years, not sure what part I should be greentexting.

its okay just bottle it up ill tell you my story if youd like to hear it

Why do you cheat?

I'm listening

cause of his needs to fuck sluts

sure go for it.

I'm bad at explaining it. the love of one girl doesn't feel like enough for me. I need multiple high-maintenance girls relying on me and needing me at once. I need to be their world.

they're not the type of girl who like to share.

also this

i had a gf a while back and we were down for eachother, we dated for about a year and we still had the spark, one day we went to our friends house but she lives by the beach so it was fun and it was a bonfire. it was dark and lit by the fire only, everybody was drunk but me because i dont like to drink, i step aside to buy a pack of cigs and i start to smoke one while im walking back. i see a really pretty girl walking out of her apartment complex and i completely forgot about everything, im trailing her and she goes into a local ralphs, im in the store with her, she doesnt notice me but obvi i see her, she leaves and heads back to her place, idk what took over but i run up behind her and cover her head with my hoodie and proceed to take her shorts off, i slide it in and start pounding away, doing what i want with her like my own little cum slut, i finish but am smart enough not to go in her, i leave her on the floor and take my sweater and smoke another when im on my way back, my gf asks where i was i told her i went for a smoke break. To this day she doesnt know that i railed a girl before i went back

recently got back into touch with my best friend from high school and am really infatuated with him. im partial to say its feelings>infat since we got along so well for so long, but we havent seen each other in a about 3 years.
i hope when/if we meet up its mutual

My sex-drive has been in a serious nose-dive for the last few years. I've grown numb to most porn and have to 'force' myself to masturbate. I think I'm turning into an herbivore man.

I certainly have no intentions of having children.

I like to find pics of Sup Forums blackmail slut

haven't been on in a while. has she been here lately?

no I have not seen her

that's a shame, we'll have to lure her out to play sometime.

i would steal all a friends sisters panties and jack off into them leaving my cum on the crotch and put them back in the drawer. i loved having her panties wrapped around my cock and blowing my load right where her vagina would be later.