Springfield Vice (una marge) edition
/brit/
Jordan Diaz
Leo Myers
/balt/
Matthew King
aneeeeemayyyyyyyy ahhhhhhh AAAAAAAAA
Aiden Kelly
...
Jace Taylor
*blasts an air raid siren outside your window*
Jacob Evans
>her face when he posts on Sup Forums
Tyler Stewart
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Zachary Jenkins
Aiden Hall
I keep seeing women who are posting on /brit/ in real life
Joshua Rodriguez
...
Camden Harris
What would go through Nicola sturgeons mind if she got a second referendum and lost?
Logan Nguyen
Justin Campbell
stick to your own kind
Colton Evans
A bullet
Robert Jackson
...
Cooper Martin
buckshot
Logan Ward
>r3dditr3ddit
ah yes, I'll surely be watching this
Elijah Nelson
...
Dominic Wood
arse gf
Ethan Cooper
the so called gf
Angel Morgan
where
Jose Reyes
*thinks about you while you're off fighting*
Adam Wright
need a gf who pisses and shits herself whenever we have sex
Chase Perry
ugly man-faced paki
Ethan Cooper
I typically stick to my own hand
Justin Wood
does anyone have that collage of tumblr posts by black girls who want to date white guys?
Bentley Foster
my bloody, sticky cum
Adam Hernandez
manchester
Jordan Murphy
nonce
Luis Martin
ethiopian lad is an enigma
can't figure him out
Angel Hernandez
willy bum poo
Kevin Reed
good lad
Jacob Rodriguez
Just end us
Owen Torres
he's a good lad but he's a literal cuckold
Ryder Martin
feels bad that i'll never really be good at anything
i know most people won't because that's just how exceptionalism works but growing up my parents always told me i was really smart and handsome and could do anything but of course in reality i was and still am stupid and ugly
they shouldn't have lied to me like that
Grayson Jackson
Xavier Baker
the british empire conquers 3 planets/moons of the solar system.
Which one do you take /brit/?
Jonathan Young
Logan Reyes
yeah that one just without the turboracism
Isaac Hernandez
mhm, he's a prodigy
Evan Parker
i'm feeling lonely lads
Dylan Lee
Luke Campbell done the business there. Still don't rate him though.
Jaxon Davis
Rate the dinner
Caleb Sanchez
I like him
he seems like a good lad
Wyatt Moore
...
Michael Brown
fuck off paki
Matthew Scott
>the day is already over and I have done absolutely nothing fulfilling all day
>the long weekend is alread 33% over
>i will spend tomorrow and the day after doing the exact same thing
>and then i have to go back to the grind on tuesday
Ethan Young
the bottom looks like vomit and the top looks like stool
Jayden Stewart
>using a fork
>not chopsticks to make it more authentic
Henry Roberts
Wya?
Tyler Davis
fuck off yank
Thomas Cruz
i was supposed to mow my dad's lawn today but it's been raining all day
there is a god
Camden Stewart
Simpsonwave
Gavin Myers
HE'S A NIGGER
Bentley Jones
thought the rice was mushy peas from the thumbnail
Bentley Hall
there's a piece of coursework I know I won't get finished for tuesday
problem is do I not bother continuing with it or should I get as much done as possible
Levi Evans
enjoy your paki food with literal shit in it
Christian Wilson
my parents never gave me chores to do because i was so fucking incompetent at them
Tyler Perry
What of it, cunt?
Nathan Morris
christ yanks are so dumb
the curry in that picture is clearly from a ready meal which was bought from a supermarket
pakis would not eat that
it's made in a factory by eastern europeans
Andrew Martin
*backflips into /brit/ screaming*
Jace Baker
that UV thing to identify fakes is pretty cool
Andrew Long
it's strange because he wants white men to shag black women but he's had sex with many fit white girls
suspect he may be some sort of jewish agent trying to get people into racemixing
Jaxon Parker
YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK
Landon James
*rubs your shoulder*
you're a good lad
Eli Harris
looks like something the dog's coughed up
Easton King
Like small arses and small boobs on tall girls.
Jackson Nelson
I have no mates, not one.
Jackson Russell
ready meal chicken tikka is a bit of a comfort food for me
Connor Richardson
it all looks the same, pajeet. not all of us eat that shit every day like you
Andrew Miller
haha you're a good mate haha
*gives you a quick laddish peck on the lips to signify our friendship and laddishnes*
Jayden Ramirez
Haha ty man
Here, have a Churchill Ave
Charles Butler
hello billy no-mates
Aiden Williams
*cough's up your dinner*
*looks up at you*
Justin Butler
Neither do I
Connor Murphy
*Blushes intensely*
Jonathan Bell
I have no girlfriends, not one
James Parker
I saw some posts about COD4 in the last thread, and it reminded me of this. Around the time that game was released my dad was made unemployed and he went full NEET mode. Eventually he got to around the top 2000 online. I came home to find him with the curtains still pulled shut, in a fag smoke filled room, berating people for having "IRA" in their clan tags, many a school day.
Oh, how the tables have turned.
Carson Sullivan
good mates are comfortable with kissing each other.
Andrew Moore
yes you do mate
me
Evan Lopez
>berating people for having "IRA" in their clan tags,
Your dad sounds like a good lad.
Henry Wood
*fucking obliterates you with a thunderous right hook killing you instantly*
Joshua Hughes
your dad sounds like a pathetic wasteman
Aaron Perez
*somersaults out of /brit/ crying*
Brandon Fisher
want to wank but dont want to get out of bed
Jayden Jackson
*floats up to heaven*
Camden Powell
This will interest one or two of you
Aaron Ortiz
>his da's a hun
lmao @ ur fucking life
no wonder he was an unemployed CUNT
Chase Ramirez
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING
*throws a punch*
Robert Walker
come back...
Blake Campbell
...
Kevin Barnes
cum on your tummy x
Camden Brown
None of the white birds i've shagged were both slim and facially 6+
All avg-
Evan Wood
*God fucking obliterates you with a thunderous right hook sending you to hell instantly for being a fucking BENDER*
Jace Morales
NO
Connor Hughes
jesus christ
Levi Moore
=
Caleb Ross
biggest pack of rints going
Owen Cook
*connects an earth-shattering BIG BOOT to your dirty fucking gob for daring to speak at me*
Jeremiah Ross
*fucking obliterates satan with a thunderous right hook to the cheek killing him instantly*
you're safe no irelad