Hi USA Alberta here

Hi USA Alberta here

Just thinkin' maybe we could join you guys and stuff

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU BELONG TO US

>unemployed oil rig degenerate detected

Sorry you decided to forgo education and went to slap pipes together in Fort Mac like the dense fucking monkey you are, but we WORKING Canadians will kick you out before we give up Canadian clay.

Get back on the dole you fuck.

fuck off, you're ours

come and make us great again

In days of yore from Britain's shore

MAGA

Make Alberta Great Again

Wolfe the dauntless hero came

At least you cucks are making it explicit now

Alberta was never great. Alberta was never anything

Shutup, drill the oil, and then shut up when the oil is gone


I predicted this in the last thread. Every single time these faggots get BTFO in their late-night Canada hate thread, it's about 30 seconds until they start an alberta thread/fake canadian nationalism thread

And planted firm Britannia's flag on Canada's fair domain

Alberta is literally the Beverly Hillbillies

youtube.com/watch?v=NwzaxUF0k18

Here may it wave our boast our pride

And joined in love together

The thistle

>ontario and quebec will continue to drag itself into massive debt piggy backing it onto other provinces to feed their massive poorly run monstrosity of a populace while calling us a country. they will continue to lose money on importing in low skilled immigrants and having diversity. pushing through retarded shit like 6 genders and common core.

>HURR HURR FUCK YOU ALBERTA YOU ARE RETARD RACIST MONKEY :^). -t dumb ass lib voter

One day the western half of canada will be free of your degeneracy and weakness.

Shamrock

Rose entwine

Do you realise where the money to build up the west came from? Do you realise who funded the CN and CP rails? Do you realise that finding oil through dumb luck and being ungrateful for previous help makes you a little shit?

The maple leaf

Forever

And I'm done

>Hi USA
>Just thinkin' maybe we could join you guys and stuff

Americans don't like traitors any more than we do.

>money to build up the west.

that was the british.

>funded cn and cp rails.

george soros is one of the primary owners now isn't he?

>find natural resource with dumb luck.

Actually it was a process developed by a scientist from alberta that turned nothing but dirty sand into something with immense value that uplifted his community and province.

Just remember we've been seeing your kind in "migrating" here for years because of how fucked up your provinces are. I've met hundreds of people from these provinces and their all the same air headed entitled turncoats. Infact newfies are more admirable and harder working.

I like the flags I posted better

>Has oil
>And literally nothing else
>WE WUS KANGZ

Alberta, everybody. When the oil runs out, you'll lose 75% of your population

Yes, we want you and maybe some of your nearby provinces and territories to join us. You'd fit right in.

My ancestors were taxed to build up your shitty province, you have no right to complain.

theres no way theres this many Canadians you guys must use Canadian proxies to come on here and shit post other wise that means every Canadian is a shit poster

Take us too senpai! We have oil and gas and wheat and potash and uranium.

USA PLEASE ANNEX US!!
WE ARE REALLY COOL TRUST US!

Your ancestors lost the war. We are a british christian nation. One of the five eyes and ears of the anglo sphere.

Please post the real Saskatchewan flag

To any Americans reading this: Alberta is Cruz country, not Trump country

>Nigger has no idea how profitable the mountain tourism industry has become.

It's mainly asians and aussies but fuckin' eh they come here in droves.

Are you that Eternal Anglo Hungarian immigrant again?

>mountain tourism
LOOOOL

>all these shitty provincial flags

the sun never sets on the empire mother fuckers

I think you're talking about me, I'm not an immigrant I was born here

No they weren't my great great grandfather was a member of the British race and built the railroad using his bare hands.... and by bare hands I mean the inferior Chinese race.

That's what the muds say too

Petition Congress for statehood. Trudeau would be too much of a cuck to stand up to Trump to stop it. DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!

Okay so? I don't give a shit about stupid shit skins they'll never be citizens. They can be living here for 1,000,000 years they aren't Canadian. I'm an ethnic Hungarian but I'm a true patriotic Anglo, if the eternal Anglo were a real person it would be me.

>Bow Valley tourism industry currently among the most profitable sectors in the nation.

Have you seen the gooks out here? No?

Pays well though so I'm not complaining.

No I don't look at stupid Ching chongs
But that sounds good, I didn't know that

Alberta is the best province. Please take us away from this horrible Libtarded country. We will give you oil. We know you love oil.

I'm going to do this.
Can you p[lease give me links?

You're ours, we conquered your land it belongs to us.
If you want to be a part of the United States than you can apply for refugee States since your province has burnt down, once all the Ukrainians are out we can fill Alberta with Anglos and finally make it a great province

If you were a true Anglo you'd feel at least some solidarity with your fellow Anglos in other provinces.

...

DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL?

WELCOME ABOARD ALBERTA

I love every single province, you will find me defending Canada in every single thread I will always be the first one to reply to a "pls annex us thread" I love Canada, I love Canadians. I
Over every single province what I don't love is traitors who want us to be annexed.

WTF are you smoking?
Alberta is the most Anglo province of all of them.
Have fun being broke when we leave.
Piss on you Easterners. My family has been here for 4 generations.

Read that in Trudeau's Shakespeare voice.

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Weren't you the one complaining about transfer payments or am I just confused?

TRAITOR

Western Canada should secede from the confederation and join the US.

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Oh yeah you're right, which one was it that was Ukrainian Manitoba?
I never saw that video, read that in a Hungarian accent because that's what I have
Why is it so bad that I'm so patriotic?

No that wasn't me

Small army and no nukes, this could totally be done. No one would do anything.

Look our City even has a cowboy hat on it.
We would fit right in with you guys.
We have tons of oil.
We love shooting guns
Make a petition to annex us please!!

Alberta? Why would anybody choose to live in the impoverished burning version of saskatchewan?

Right, I think the reason I didn't like you was because you're very anti-French and it's the other guy I didn't like for being a cucked Albertan

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Admission_to_the_Union

You'd need to get it on some ballot in Alberta, whatever the process for that is. If a majority of Albertans voted to leave Canada and join the US, then it becomes murky since this hasn't been done before, but if our Congress votes for the go ahead, and with the force of will of Trump and weakness of Trudeau then integration would gradually happen.

KEK KEK KEK KEK

This is a Calgary regiment marching to Montana. Look how cool we are:
youtube.com/watch?v=g1awwAgU_t8

Find me someone who likes the French, I like Quebec though they're cunts but they're our cunts and they belong with us

Last time a western province tried to join Clapistan we hung the ringleader for the traitor to the crown he was, and francophones have been assblasted about it ever since.

You can leave Canada with the same amount of clay you were given at confederation, and that's none.

Alberta belongs to Canada, go fuck yourself.

>yfw born in time to see balkanization on a global scale.

Saskatchewan

Fuck off, you flat-landed socialist

I'd give a fifth of my salary away per year for as long as it took if it meant we could have Alberta in the US, seriously.

Is it autumn already?

This isn't the 19th century, most Canadians are too cucked to resort to any sort of violence.

you're retarded if you think burger land will treat you any better.

Even if every single American gave me their entire salary every year I would not support a single province or territory leaving Canada

What people don't get is that we'd be happy just doing our own thing. If you gave Quebec complete autonomy within Canada (a bit like the Russian autonomous republics) things would work a lot better

Here ya go
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/annex-canadian-province-alberta

I will try my hardest to get this around.
We would be proud to be a part of the USA!

kekle

We've done everything except that, it's pretty much a province that has executive rules above all others. You frenchies are treated so well, when in reality we could have just assimilated you into our Anglo culture.

Just be thankful that the rest of Canada lets Quebec exist as a semi-autonomous french province.

there's really no reason for us to stay in canada

we don't like canada, nor do we identify culturally with ontario, nor do we want to contribute to ontario (the most jewish of all provinces)

we should be given a referendum as was given to quebec

argue this, canacucks

I agree, I think every province should have more autonomy not just Quebec. It's important we all remain United and giving each province more autonomy would help that.

Signed.

>russian autonomous republics
>autonomous (except maybe Chechnya)

Don't make me laff. But in all seriousness I agree, I think decentralization is best policy. People on this board forget that even though the Quebec sovereignty movement is struggling, it's still the single best example of nationalism on the continent. Ideally I would like to see a Canada that deals with foreign affairs and leaves its nose out of provincial affairs other than ensuring free trade.

Soon.

Maybe. Wha'cha got? if you've got something good we'll talk.

We didn't betrayed Canada, Canada betrayed us.

No, you tried many different things to assimilate us and not a single thing worked. We're not filthy colonials and we expect to be treated properly.

I've thought for some time now that you could probably run a successful electoral campaign with increased decentralisation as the basis. I know Quebec would definitely like this.

RoC Alberta haters plz

We are actually useful

how would this work for foreign investors like china? Do they just have to renegotiate old deals on land? what about private citizens spending millions of dollars to buy property?

Any country as large as Canada needs this, It's ridiculous for the federal government to have so much control over each province.

Does anyone know if the AFP is actually doing anything?

I don't think my vote counted... Probably because I'm Canadian.

Yeah, even the original constitution went too far with federal powers

Nah, mine didn't either.

We'll take all the straight provinces. That means: Alberta, Northwest Territories, Yukon, Nunavut and Labrador. You mudslime Trudeau faggots can have the rest. Enjoy your anal sex.

tfw america is the greatest and always will be

My area was one of the only ones to vote Liberal. I'm really ashamed but the guy we voted in was a cripple and everyone had some weird guilt complex.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Hehr