Help! my sister needs a date

help! my sister needs a date.
shes so picky, desperate!!!

Il take one for the team

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no sir

Okay so there's got to be something they can do about the head heights. Not sure, not a doctor, but the short one can stretch out her neck and the tall one can squish her beck at least when on TV? OCDfag who would otherwise hit the shit out of it for the achievement.

What do their organs look like again?

organs?

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No their Oregons.

My English is not am 6 language.

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I know it's bullshit, but right because she has more of a neck.

Could you imagine the pic you could take while going at it from behind?

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kek

What ever happened to this girl? Did she get married? I'm interested in her sex life. 1 vadge, 1 anus, 2 mouths. I bet sex with her is a really wild time!!

I wish they'd marry me.

4 holes no waiting
think about it - you could fuck them and get two blowjobs, without switching girls

Which one is your sister, user?

lost

I want to marry her too!

Flora Fauna, so WONDERFUL to see you again.

It would be SO hot to fuck them and for them to orgasm at the same time! They should do porn!

The one head is like the primary head and the other head is there but doesn't talk or do much, it's like its along for the ride.

You know they kiss each other while they masturbate.

Do both heads feel stuff?

Lost so hard

OMG that would be the hottest thing ever! They really do need to make porn! One of these guys has made a sex vid I'm sure

You both are in luck! But then you'll both be cucks.....

enjoy!!! (and ignore the file name. )

Good one

These twins have it far worse cause the share one brain. They should marry the Hensel twins though.

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Lmfao

Which one am I going on a date with?
If I convinced the other one to suck my dick while having a romantic conversation with my date, would that be a deal breaker?

I'm surprised they're still alive. Doctors have said many times that the first thing that is going to 'go' is their ass.
They have 2 stomachs but only 1 ass/anus.
That fuckin thing gets 'worked'. Shit tumbles out of that ass with the power of a thousand suns on a regular basis.
It's factual.

The Hensel twin's dog.

I think they share a vagoo so what you do is you put your penis side by side with the other one's bf's penis and slide them both in at once, then stay in sync, both penises, against each other, busting nuts together. Just don't look at the other guy, that might be homo.

I'd love to see them do scat porn!

How does it shit?

When one gives a blow job, the other's head goes up and down too, just w/o a penis in it's mouth. I wonder what it thinks about? Probably, "i wish this guy would hurry up and cum."

They probably confuse the hell out of dogs. I bet dogs bark at them.