Humanity BTFO by aliens!

Humanity BTFO by aliens!

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Humanity will never recover from this!

Fuck off Urgzsol IV of Rigel Seven you're not fucking wanted here.

How about you fuck off to Alpha Centauri where the rest of your degenerate kind flock to?

That's it I'm a #Xu'roaskIonBeam now

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little human? I'll have you know I am actually from the fourth planet of the Alpha Draconis system and my name is Xer.

>OP says humanity
>but only white people do this dumb shit

mfw

stupid ayy lmaos

don't ever mindmeld with me or my wife's pupil broodling again

Oh fug, I'm guess I'm a #MartianMissile now.

>Pakistan, China
>white

>not nuking these fucks in Stellaris in the name of the Imperium of Man

We've only grown stronger by fighting each other, it's time for a nuclear war.

hehe

>Developing weapons is fine if you aim them at other aliens
>But aiming it at yourselves? Clearly unintelligent

>owning a gun is fine if you point it at other people
>but pointing it at yourself? clearly unintelligent

I like to imagine aliens would be more afraid of us than laughing at us if they knew we are here

We maintain a shaky peace through having too much firepower

Imagine if there actually was some form of "galactic community" and we got to their level

more like pointing it at your drunk uncle in law who keeps waving a broken bottle at your sister.

Oh don't bring in the HFY wank in here. Aliens are probably just the same as us, or even smarter and more ruthless.

>Imagine if there actually was some form of "galactic community" and we got to their level
There is. And they're not afraid of us. They're disgusted with us.
>not ignoring your uncle in law and fucking your sister instead

>implying nigs will ever have nukes
>implying they wouldn't do this if they could

it's not HFY wank, rather the opposite

we're as a species practically insane. if we weren't so innately war-like we would probably be off this rock by now and not on the potential brink of extinction

"satellite-based nuclear weapons"

What?

ICBM's are land based, SLBM are ocean, AA missiles and there's a few gravity dropped ones left but none in space, there's even a treaty about it.

Screw Nacionality identity, screw ideologies. Our loyalties should go to the human specie and the planet.

A organism in war with itself is condemned

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thanks because niggers and spics don't even know what nuclear energy is

The image is probably talking about a hypothetical near-future situation.

XD

>Xer
the Xer from the "shoving a giant megalosaurid spermpositor up my excretor hole" holo?

that shit was sick
16/16 would swill again

Why are fictional alien species ALWAYS entirely unified
Surely we'll still be widely separated by nation when WE make our bolder steps into the stars so why would it be different for ayys?

>thinking anyone listens to those treaties
I bet you think the Muzzies did 9/11 and Hitler was the bad guy in WWII

>secod

Fuck off with your globalist shilling and retarded notions of intelligence.

Every living being on this planet has been at war with itself since life came into being.

One animal fights another and the strongest of the two gets to carry on its better genes into the next generation that will in turn do the same.

This is the process through which life decides who gets to move forward.

And we humans are sure as fuck not leaving this planet until we determine who gets to drive the spaceship and who gets to shovel the coal in the engine room.

That's the whole fucking reason behind every group of humans ever assembled in history, to determine which hair color/height/skill color/brain size/temperament/language/culture/mentality/ideology/work ethic/country/city/continent/et-fucking-cetera is worthy of furthering our legacy and which one will drive us into the dirt.

>Actual conversation between to aliens
>Are they an emerging intelligence?
>I don't think so, they still share their planet with inferior sub species

...

aliens would recognize middle eastern mudshits and niggers aren't the same race

because the people who actually believe the sky is crawling with aliens buy into that ''universal race'' shit.

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How can earthling even compete.

>implying our tech isn't so advanced because of war and competition

they think that a species that has come into contact with aliens will stop seeing differences among their own kin

I think niggers will still be niggers even after we discover insectoid/plant/silicon xenos

>A organism in war with itself is condemned
an organism who never fought is weak. if we find aliens we need to be ready to fuck them up so badly people shit themselves when they hear humans are headed their way.
>1 000 000 trained alien soldiers come to earth
>kill 99.99% and cut the rest into pieces to see whats inside

>you can't buy nuclear satellites with food stamps

>retarded notions of intelligence.

If the best of us all (Einstein, Sagan, Feynman) said the same shit...Whatever. America profits from the destabilizing countries and war, im not surprized that you have this type of opinion.

and you bet there will be alien niggers. xiggers, maybe?

Why would these aliens laugh at water steam?

That's a fallacy resulting in alien civilizations always being depicted as globally homogenous while being technologically advanced. Creating a fictional world as diverse as Earth would simply be way too complex to feature in science-fiction media.

> resulting in
*caused by

just like district 9.
space scrimps blend right into the african ghetto

>aliens laughing at water vapor
>aliens laughing at clouds
Huh?

Perhaps we could learn to co-exist with our new xenofriends?

I have personally invited hundreds to earth already.

Looks like OP was on r/Jokes today.

WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A WALL AND THE XENOS WILL PAY FOR IT

Countries are created out of region, ethinical group, ideologies...ect... Out in space, theres no even reason to hold such nacional identity.

depends, some species will exterminate their dindus

I think most will, and we will be outliers for sustaining those parasites

if aliens do visit us SJWs will have a big surprise

The nuclear test ban treaty also bans nuclear weapons in space.

There are officially 0 nuclear weapons in orbit.

which SMAC leader is the most Trump?
Miriam?

>nuclear test ban treaty
and best korea tested nukes anyway

>muh treaties

Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created. But, now they are all Borg.
There is no need for identity or individuality in the collective.

Why don't you join us?

jar jar is sith lord
george lucas pussied out
ultimate cashout

im sure image author meant it to be petrochemical/etc exhaust stacks

That is absolutely untrue.

You think the communists wouldn't jump at the chance to start a colony on Europa dedicated to their ideology?

Every fucking political facet of humanity would jump at the chance to finally go someplace away from the control of governments on Earth where they can experiment with their political fantasies.

As soon as we've got the technology to begin colonization of our solar system, we're going to fucking erupt with ten thousand different ideologies living and dying in the cold void of our home system.

Good thing the Rod of God isn't nuclear.
We'd hate to be violating any treaties. :^)

>and who gets to shovel the coal in the engine room.
>spaceship
>coal

They aren't a signatory to the treaty

Someone should photoshop that with a pic of Mecca

It is however extremely expensive and inefficient.

The image doesn't say anything about race, dumbfuck.

KEEK

They're bringing mindworms
They're bringing nerve staples
They are drones.
And some I assume, are good people.

Already we have turned all of our critical industries, all of our material resources, over to these...things...these lumps of silver and paste we call CHINA And now we propose to teach them intelligence? What, pray tell, will we do when these little homunculi awaken one day announce that they have no further need for us?

I say that theres no reason.

Retarded people do shit without reason all the time.

only whites are smart enough to have nuclear weapons

>They're bringing mindworms
>They're bringing nerve staples
>They are drones.
>And some I assume, are good people.

aayyy lmaos are just hybrid humans bruh. Nothing ever landed here from off planet.

>If the best of us all (Einstein, Sagan, Feynman) said the same shit...Whatever.

Of course they did. It's called being an idealist, it's a sign of being smart. Of course everybody wants a world without suffering and conflict where everyone can just be bros and live happily ever after.
That's called a utopia and it doesn't fucking exist. Humans, being animals, will never be able to live inside such an environment for longer than it takes to develop a grudge on your neighbor for playing the music too loud.
People need problems to solve, monsters to fear and conflicts to fight in. If they don't get them then you get SJW's and other confused dimwits who've lost sight of reality.
"Idle hands are the devil's plaything." Whoever said that wasn't dumb.
This is the reason why the US is degenerating, people don't have conflicts anymore, they don't fight.

>America profits from the destabilizing countries and war, im not surprized that you have this type of opinion.
I'm Romanian, I've been visiting the US. I'm the one getting screwed over and I still stand by it because it's fucking true.
I'd rather go hungry in Romania and start fights with gypsies than die of obesity and boredom in fucking Florida.

There's plenty of reason: To create societies that they feel are better than what we currently have, and to gain control and power for themselves over their own personal little satrapies.

It'll be nothing but good for our species, so I can't wait for it to happen.

russia could do it for 1/10 the cost

It's a metaphor dumbass

Fuck off we're full space nigger

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We don't have any satellite-based nuclear weapons.

That's because Russia has a more efficient and less corrupt military-industrial bureaucracy than the US does. They're also not afraid of cutting corners and risking lives.

But ultimately, it's a stupid idea. If you're going to drop shit from orbit, you start with shit already in orbit, you don't launch it up there and then bring it back down.

The first country that can corral an asteroid into low earth orbit effectively rules the planet, as they would have a weapon of mass destruction the likes of which the planet has never seen before. Rather than mere cities being wiped out, entire countries could be wiped out. Possibly even continents.

Ones extinct the white race, they will.

This image takes place in the future faggot. It's a warning of the path humanity is on.

The white race made a strategic error by letting other races infiltrate,
they will be revealed as a racial war against whites using their own weapons.
The Planet of the Apes

lmao

Here's your (you) now tell me where the fuck you're from.

ayy

ayyy

It's because things were never supposed to be like this. It's not that "Utopia" is impossible, it's more like it was never tried.

I was loyal to my country and to my people before, but when i started my graduation in physics i met different people from other countries, talked to them and all that "difference" between us faded.

Things were simply in "Harmony"...Maybe humanity is faded to failure, maybe not.

also
Wasn't a unified europe a ideia of hitler?

lotta' loyalty for a human specie

who shovels the coal on the space shuttle?
by the time were are at that technological point, we will not have had any manual fuel loading for centuries

>muh meme icons
>all intelligent ppl must believe in my retarded delusion
>Heisenberg, Teller never lived

Tbh, no one seriously gives a shit about humanity.

Sure, it sounds non-aggressive and polite to say that we should all be just friends, and you care about everybody. It doesn't cost anything to say that. So people will say that.

In reality, normal people will only ever hate other people and this is how it should be. Humans are your enemy because we aren't, in fact, one organism. There are many zero sum games, where if you win, I lose.

So I want you to lose. Because I don't give a shit about you, you don't mean anything to me. You could just die tomorrow and it won't effect my life negatively in any way.

Of course this SOUNDS MEAN, so if you say this to someone you'll aggro him. Thus no one ever says that, but it'll be the same.

If I compete for a job opportunity, for a good business deal, for a woman, for a position, my enemies will be other humans. My friends and colleagues, my family are also human.

Humanity doesn't mean solidarity. Humanity is the highest level of know existence. That's it. That's doesn't make anyone my friend.

My hammer is useful to me, while I can hate my neighbor. So if I had to choose whether I'd lose my hammer or my neighbor should die, I'd definitely choose the later.

But if I actually announce this, it'll be a declaration of murderous intention. And I don't want a CONFLICT, because it'd be costly. If he dies, I'm happy, but I don't want to be involved in it, it isn't worth that much for me.

This is why people SAY they care about every human being. When they don't. In fact caring about humanity and not actual people would be horribly ruthless and immoral.

Every single human being could be killed and replaced by another human being of equal worth and it wouldn't affect "humanity".

If there were some old ones spared, wouldn't they weep for the loss of their friends, their family?

That will be nearly impossible, normaly those teams are multicultural as shit (Mostly russians, americans, canadians, chinese...ect..)

Looks like a soft skin insect, like a termite
Alien level.

Pal...you are free to believe in whatever you want.

Im not saying we should all hold our hands and jump all happy forever, im saying that we should just get our shit together and focus on the most central issues.

Congrats user, you are one of the most intelligent (or should I say least unintelligent?) people on Sup Forums and on Sup Forums as a whole.

But Hitler's unified Europe actually would've worked, because it had something more than just "uniting" European nations without a proper vision.

He gave a proper vision for the future.

You found Harmony talking to people with similar interests, on a common ground. You didn't try to live with abos or gypsies or try to have a conversation with trashy homeless people.

It's not wrong to say that human association extends to a global level now. It's wrong to say though that humanity is a meaningful connection between you and other people. You talked to other people, certain other people.

And found connection with some of them.

tldr.

Humans can form federations without the need to relinquish their ethnic, national or personal identities

and

not all humans are worthy or should be even allowed into a Utopia.

>aliens
>not having civil wars

Try harder next time, Xorgon from planet Torgon 7

the most important thing now for "humanity" is to stop the lesser humans from Africa to overrun the whole world and bring it down to their level.

i am now an ayylmaomissile

Peace is stagnation.

We have to spice mix with birds to survive, we will grow up winds and kip our arms, we'll look like Angels. or in the worst case like, picture of a man with a bird face.jpg