Well this isnt a good idea...but Im laying on my couch, listening to some music, wearing a sombrero, and high as balls...

Well this isnt a good idea...but Im laying on my couch, listening to some music, wearing a sombrero, and high as balls. The girl I took some M with puked and passed out within the first hour. What do friends?

Halp

Pics or it didn't happen

Please halp

Sorry. Forget the pic

Gib da dick. Silence is consent, remember?

That would be really rude. Cuddle her instead

bump for potential

Im cuddling her and playing beethoven. Im kinda in heaven right now anons. A week ago I would have prefered to be dead. But not now.

Not now

Do the old jizz on her face and tickle her nose trick

Why cant I UPLOAD PICS??? They keep saying its too large but my 1st pic worked??? Please help me through this as I cant see too good right now

My peepee doesnt work yet :(

at least show us her tits

Put your dick on her forehead with timestamp

Kill her

Eat her bush

Lol that sure doesnt too fun friend...why you say that :(

Doesnt sound....my bad

Thats all I wanted to do tonight too!!! Fuuuck...i asked her to grow a landing strip too

She's pretty cute, how much morphine did she do?

Man. My dick is an innie right now. I even have some cialis here for later...but God himself couldn't give me a boner right now. I can do the worst example ever though...why do you want this? Lol

Nice dubs op and I dunno thought it be funny you got the whiskey dick ehhh

This was her first time doing M. I feel bad that she did it because I suggested it...then spent 20 minutes puking before passing out on my lap. I came here because I dont want to move. Its been like 30 mins.

Draw a face over her face.

To clarify, do not *just* draw on her face. Draw an entirely *different* face over her face.

Wat.

My entire post was about doing MDMA and her puking at passing out. So no whiskey dick! Just 4Methylenedioxymethamphetamine dick

You just made me laugh so hard she almost woke up. I honestly cant emphasize enough how funny that is to me at the moment.

I feverishly want to explain to you why you just made my night

Ahhh truuu let's see her panties

then just do it. man up, remove her clothing and have at it

Can I triple dubs?? If so ill take a peepee timestamp

Meh. Im in a really nice moment right now. Dont feel like perving that hard when im not even horny. Heres a nude she sent me.

Sometimes you jerk off so many times in a single day that the standard, "put your dick in her" and "sharpie in the pooper" responses just feel boring and lacking of any creativity.

Pic related, homie.

Spead cheek

I agree my man. I totally agree.

Mind you, why does it have to be murder or strange porn fixations with us? Is there no other options? Is the rage and sadness run so deep that we only adhere to our most primitve and animalistic emotions? Even cavemen looked up at the stars and wondered "why"? It was just "shagga fuck bitch and then choke bitch". There must be more user.

Wait, did she take MDMA or morphine? How the fuck is she KO if it's MDMA?

Dude I know. Im fucking rooooooooolllliinngggggg

Ive never seen anything like this before. She puked, and then passed out.

finger in pooper, OP. yours or hers, it don't matter. none of this matters.

Shes not overheating. Ive given her plenty of water, and she didnt take too much. Just a wimp I guess? Its kind of cute tbh

Sigh. I guess not. Id rather not do that to her at the moment...but doing it to myself is gay. And lame.

>Is the rage and sadness run so deep that we only adhere to our most primitve and animalistic emotions?

Don't get me wrong, sex is great. I certainly haven't had it enough times to be done with it. I'd like to think there's more though. Destiny, fate, what have you.

Although I think you might've nailed it with that question. Hell, I had toss off like 20 times today to get to this point.

God's work making strangers on the internet laugh. Anyway goodnight and good luck with yer lil adventure.

Should i buy a Dodge Challenger or should i wait until this whole charlottesville shit blows over?

Good night sweet prince.

Id look for a used model? I bet theres one with some front end damage that the owner will be anxious to sell

Yah, sorry. Im just high at the moment, so sort of looked down upon our weird urges and ahrugged my shoulders to them. I spent 3 weeks pining away for this girl to see me again. And then she came and puked and passed out. Not at all like how I pictured the night going...but I have some Liszt on right now...shes breathing into my lap, all bundled up under some blankets and snoozing away. I want the bowl of pineapples on the tablel, but its too far to move.

Kek. This user gets it

Come over and do some M with me lol

I just want to laugh and bullshit all night

Good night anons. I love you all, and want nothing more than you to have a good day tmrw. Please tell someone you see to have a good day tomorrow. All I ask of you all.

Damn is this what molly does to you... fuck i would try it if not for the massive hangover i hear about. Anyways good shit user sending good vibes

Are you sure she's okay?

How about you lick her in her nostril and send pic