"I review food and I think all food is great"

>"I review food and I think all food is great"

mmmmHHHmmmm such tastings

you like durians?

>my face when the asian rat dish is so great I get the urge to ejaculate a bit

>shit this sucks, but I have to swallow for the views

sage.

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this guy literally raises another mans son

you have no power here

that's actually an honorable trait.

you'll understand when you're older

that's hard to computer

>this is how you seduce women

hahaha, i love this guy he always makes the same faces! *close eyes, head tilt*

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yeah he's great :)

"Review food"

You mean a food critic? Gtfo underage weetard.

>"i review games and i know more than you so don't bother disagreeing."

"Wooooow, so tender."

> talk about how's it's made
>try it
>all of a sudden look at camera, smile and nod
>Mhhmm !!
> this is, SO good, I wish you guys could try it.
>stop recording
>go home to shit house
>kid is screaming and wife is plain
>take out stress on wife by beating her
> loudly start repeating everything you said in your video
>get drunk
> force yourself on top of mother in law
> attempt to take own life
> pass out drunk
> wake up next day
> repeat

I like how one side of his face is 10% more excited than the other

> S A G E