Let her go, Bane

Let her go, Bane.

Your new flight plan?

>i have the big ground

You were the big guy Anakin. You were supposed to bring balance to the plane. Not crash it in darkness

...

>why would you cut off a mans legs before throwing him into lava

> whwn your jedi temple is in ashes, you have my permission to die

>you have my permission to die
It would be extremely painful, I prefer not to. Or perhaps I am wondering why I would burn the jedi temple before killing myself.

TELL ME ABOUT VADER, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

Have we started the revolution?
Yes. The empire rises.

If we pull of this mask, would vader die? I imagine it would be painful, but he is a big darth. Or perhaps I am wondering why anyone would pull it off before killing him...
Vader?

BANE?

It's true. All of it. The big guy. The flight plan. They're real.

>You underestimate my size

bane

>They work for the Sith, the rule of two.
>Bane?

Bravo Nolan!

bane

BANE?

...

aye

Tell THAT to the CIA.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

no Luke... I AM CIA

Wow, guys. Great memes. Keep it up. I'm proud of you.

DELETE THIS

So I just left him there on the plane, to die in the wreckage brother, as the Agent C was expecting one of us. I let him fall to his death in a crash with no survivors, while I continued my master plan. He was a good friend.